Freestyle battle - Who can beat me

[Roll's Friend]

Then Fucking stop acting slow. :laughlong:

[machine1]

im not dubya tee eff are u talkin bout....

[Roll's Friend]

Oh yea I need to respond to your rhyme....


Ha ha yea!!! 21 questions....

How does machine1 talk threat with less than half a ruler,
What does this fool think, rocking pink dresses,
Is it true machine1 I heard you could fit sprite cans in your mouth,Simple people like you are not well in dowed?

Funny...how do you rap like Forest Gump,
Why do you spit one sentence out your mouth,
and I've already jowned a 50 word essay about your mom.
Speaking of your mom was that the only bitch you could take to the prom?

Have you ever known the life of me...you punk ass wannabe?
A homie that has lasted through 5 106 and park freestyle fridays?
Instead of having your boys on speed dail...have you ever chilled with a chick every once in awhile?

Is my game tight...maybe not as tight as your nut sack...huh?
Am I king chong because I own you like trick?
Why does your home boys leave you for thick like a chick?(They have that gay sex thing with you....tsk)

Why is it that when your not playing with your joystick online...you over use it over a bunny magazine?
Why is it you love being MasterX05's bitch as much as a fat boy loves cake?


Tell me why you enter this thread you dried up raisin...I'm not SBYRD5 I can handle you....no I own you?

[Roll's Friend]

Yo Yo....I'm down for this thread...it's a shame no one with real skills never came here...haha to be real alot of you would've been smoked....if I had came earlier....

Haha....and you let some punk like machine1 own you...get real.... :laughlong:

Funny I don't need a real name to burn you fools...MHAHA>>>
:laugh:

[machine1]

i guess u didnt learn your lesson
dont be mad at my skillz.. u losin is a god dam blessin
i got a question.. why u keep on messin?
u aint win before u aint gon win now
u another fake ass like lil bow wow
u think u gon win but how
you all bout excuse just like SBYRD5
the only excuse u have.. is u cant stay alive
cause i'll kill u
im tired of reading your every single horrible post
u suck so much.. u must be from the west coast

listen up... u aint got game
didnt i tell u before go get a name
yo rhymes are lame
u think u tight
the only thing thats tight is your underwears
what are u 15 years old and still wear briefs
that #### is in disbelief
u think u good
the only thing good happenin is me beatin your ass so bad
i got that talent tohat u never had


ugliest runs in yo family
i heard yo mom look like suge knight
holy $h!t thats a god dam fright
i saw yo moms pic
ieven found out that she had a dick
that was so scary
yes yes very
ha ha.. u see u so easy to get on
do say u can win cause it aint somethin u can bet on

[machine1]

rolls friend.. yo bitch u suck u aint better than me u dumb fag.. get some dam sense in your unfilled head.. dumb ass

[Ludacris]

hum............maybe I should try...........ok............next time I'm online, I'll post some rhymes here........... I'm more into poetry but I can still show my "skills"............notice the " "......... some people say I'm good but I'm not sure...........anyway..........until next time :biggrin:

[machine1]

ludacris.. i hope u are good... then that would make the 1st besides me...... aint no one here that posted any good...except me

[Xicer]

Lol, Listen To This,Lot of spelling errors I think typin as I think no time to go back. This is for th person who began this battle. The one with the ''skillz''

I Step Into The Areana As My People Stare
They Know I am bout to go off on you like a well lit flare

when this first began it began as a battle
but now its a war, feel the ground shake and rattle

You sit there in amazement as this kid gets ill
I had a spitting sickness so i was given a pill

Even then and even know I cant be controlled
I hear alot of garbage crap and its getting real old

Now Remeber the name you'll hear of it more often
Xicer nobodys nicer, put you in a coffin

:angryfire:

Now I was said to have been given the golden touch
Even when my leg was broken i was given the golden cruch
Now I am king though I never talk bout it much
Though I am tired of hearing about this and such

Not many can spit and when they try there mouth goes dry
I stare into your face and see a tear comen out your eye
I had you scared resulting you to cry
But Even then i wont let you get by
I am considerd and angel with wings I fly
Then at times im like the devil I'll make you die

Now I have cleared my mind and im still ready to spit
If you have the ballz then come at with your hit


:angryfire:
Fear My Power

[Ludacris]

well here it is........... Ludacris first rap post here

yo, I've been watchin aroun'
But what I only saw was a bunch of clowns
And sayin that was a freestyle rap
Well sorry but that was just a load of crap

All of Y'all guys are a bunch of amateurs
That's why Machine1 was causin y'all departure
Now it's not his fault, it's in his nature
To Kill Y'all lil'faggots like a hungry raptor

Cuz damn, his lyrics are deadly
After Y'All read them, they'll make Y'all go crazy
Go of runnin lookin for your mommy
Now I'm here to let Machine have some rest
And take over to flame people who think they're the best

Now if Y'all dare to say my #### is wack
Y'all were warned by me to watch your back
Cuz Luda will be here, ready to attack
And crush Y'all like the T-Rex in Jurassic park
Cuz Y'all know this is a hot track
I ain't lying I'm just statin the fact

Now next time if y'all try to rap plz
Better hope Y'all went and find some skillz
Cuz remember I'll be there to crush Y'all ego
And Slap Y'all around like a stupid ho
Flame Y'all with another freestyle
And add Y'all in the "crush of ego pile"
Man, I'll just shut up and go
And Hope Y'all will stay on the low
Let The Real Maestros
Dishin out their flow

Showin Y'all the meanin' of freestylin
That'll Make Y'all C-Walkin
This Was Ludacris
Leavin Tellin Y'all this:
If U Y'all go around sayin Y'all rap but U just mumble
We'll be there, to reply and make Y'all crumble

hum, that's me dishin out the truth :biggrin: yeah, I know, I'like sayin y'all............anyway what' u think Machine, was that good, or do I need to improve?