Quotes - Regular quotes or battle phrases u made

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Game quotes:
I didn't fail. I just found 1,001 ways that don't work.

I'm not perfect. I'm just too close for anyone to tell the difference.


Out of game Quotes:
Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away! Death hates that.

Smile, it confuses people.

Friends are like knives. They're good to have, but can hurt you real bad.

Never under-estimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

You're not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

In some cultures, what I do is normal.

Sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think of them.

Once I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

If you can remain calm, you don't have all the facts.

Guy's are great, every girl should own one. :biggrin:

I'm not mean. Just honest.

Loved by some, hated by many, envied by most, yet wanted by plenty! :biggrin:

Guys are like slinkies. It's always fun to watch them fall down the stairs. :biggrin: (btw, this goes towards SOME guys, not all)

Don't call me a goddess, don't call me a queen. Just call me the cutest princess you've ever seen.

One day yourprince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

...4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep.

I LOVE my attitude problem.

You're only bad if you're caught... so that makes me a really good girl, RIGHT?! :biggrin:

he broke my heart, so I broke his jaw.

When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there.

God made mud, god made dirt! God made guys so girls could flirt!

I ran up the door, closed the stairs,
said my pajamas and put on my prayers.
turned off the bed and hopped into the light,
all because you kissed me goodnight! :biggrin:


And to all the girls I hate and lost their boyfriends...

[quoteost_uid4]You thought you had him, you thought he was yours. Haha that's funny, he don't go with whores.[/quoteost_uid4]