Top secret! - To whom who accepts this mission.....

[SolidSnake76]

yes tmy, janeway will always be on voyager. unless they do something crazy, like attacking the borg for no reason ??? .

[SolidSnake76]

Mission transmittion:

Snake to pheonix

pheonix:go on snake

snake:i in. i now finding my way to the computer room.

pheonix:any problems?

snake:no. none whatsoever. i got my nikita(the nikita is a remote controled missle), 45. caliber, m4 assult rifle, grenades, and the labtop. i all ready to go. over and out.

end transmittion.

damn. this place is like a maze. i've been walking for 25mins.
[footsteps] {what the!?! a gaurd!} [pulls out taser and incapitates him] hello, a door. [walk in and finds a computer and stuff] seems like a changing area. lets see a map on this thing. ah..there we go. [takes picture] [more footsteps] {damn. cant incapitate them all} [looks around] {good, another vent} [crawls in quickly] according to this map, there sould be a way into the computer room.

meanwhile:
gaurd1:WHAT THE!!! wake up!!
gaurd2:hey look at this burn marks
gaurd1:alert. there is an intruder. go to stage 1 alert.

through the vent:
i heard that. {next time,hide the bodies}

1hr later:
there it is, the computer room. and i right above it. [removes vent cover and peaks in] {uh oh, gaurds everywhere. wheres that nerve gas grenade?] [toses 1 in] good thing i got this gas mask.

[looks at 15ft machine] this must be the mainframe. better start downloading. [takes out labtop and begins] good. that took a nice 15mins [door opens] {what the.....uh oh}

gaurd: freeze NOW!!!!!!!

quick draw [pulls out 45 before he can move and kill him] damn! now the base is on high alert. how am i gonna get out now?

stay tuned......................

[ZeroEna]

Is asleep haveing the same nightmare's then Wake's up at the sound of the word [bost_uid14]"mission"[/bost_uid14] Look's around to see a few people standing around and run's up to them "Mission accepted!" and runs off leaveing the people standing there thinking "hey wait..." sweatdrop* HEY YOU!!! COME BACK HERE!!! YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THESE PIZZA'S YOU ORDERD!!!! :angryfire: Takes off and jump's into the Wing Zero (because Fire blew up the shuttle) and fly's off having the sonic boom from it toss all the pizza's except for the one he grabs splater on the pizza people* "munch... munch.... hey can't fight on an empty stomach!" hey what the... they ripped me off!!! :angry: they didn't bring the bread sticks! Flys out of the atmosphere and aproaches the moon grumbleing "grunt*... stupid pizza guys..." arrives and transform's outside of the moon* "Hmmm now what was I supose to do?.... oh yeah!" target's the base and fire's his Buster Rifle* KABLOOY!!! " yeah wahoo!! burn baby burn!" oh wait I wonder if snake got out alright......ah whatever Mission Complete!" transform's again and goes home and falls asleep again like he never left..... snore*....... In his sleep: ahh no not that! anything but that!!! no more bunny's!!! no more bunny storys!!! gaahhh!!!

[SSJKarma]

[3 hours before wing zero's attacks...]
Guard1: where do you think the intruder is right now ?
Guard2: i don't know, but he must keep is ass far away from me or he'll get blast away by my rifle !

[at the same time in the computer room]
c:\>
c:\>listing

project OUTER HEAVEN
Phase 1 = putting an outpost on mars = complete
Phase 2 = putting an outpost on earths moon = complete
Phase 3 = calibrating the HGR = complete
Phase 4 = probing earth's population = complete
Phase 5 = Invading the earth = in progress...
Phase 6 = taking all earth's ressources = not started
Phase 7 = firing the HGR thru earth's core = not started
Phase 8 = finding the next planet = not started

Thanks for using Microsoft galactic-Dos 6.22

c:\>
c:\>delete *.*

c:\>
{now outer heaven on earth was just a cover-up for the alien invasion}
{that first mission will haunt me till the end of my life}
[snake continue on his mission]

to be continued...

[SolidSnake76]

now the conclusion:

DAMN the base is on alert. gotta find a way out, and i cant use the vents. [runs down the hallway]

gaurd: there he is. [fires at snake] [snake ducks and roll and returns fire].

gaurd:aaaarrrrrgggggghhhhh {gotta keep moving} [snake runs around the corner into a warhead room] gaurd:he went this way! {now a hunt. great} and where am i? [gasp] uh oh, looks like warheads!!! [looks at labtop] i knew it they planing to invade earth!

To general jo: your objective is to take over the planet known as earth. this planet has unlimited supply of oil and coal. the creatures known as earthling are using these resources as this transmittion is being read. seems they dont go down with a fight. attack this planet and the planet in our system known as gravelar8 will be yours to own, general jo-dak.

take care,
the goverment of the mikali.

so they want our oil and enslave us. not gona happen! [arcoss the room] there he is!!!! {####! gotta blow this base, good thing i got plenty of C4.} [plants 2 c4 near each of the 20 warhead while returning fire] now to get back to that SUV!

[heads into a blast furnace] whoa. they got a blast furnace?!?
{hmmm....seems like its 30ft wide [looks up two balconys] and theres always a way [goes up to that 3rd balcony, grabs chain and starts swinging. gaurds appear right in front of him] DAMN!!!!!! [throws a grenade] good all of them right into the furnace. [continues moving]

in the control room:
lutenant:general, there is a intruder and he acessed our systems. seems he knows our plan now.

generalrepare an army of 20 for me. i want to deal with him MYSELF. he never reach earth.

meanwhile:
(the playstation control is a remote control for the SUV)
now to drive that damn thing to the hanger doors. [reaches a mono-rail track] this better go past the hanger [more gaurds appear] {cant i get rid of these fools} [hops in car and gets away] [the gaurds follow him] now for the M-79 grenade launcher [fire 1 grenade and derails them] [there is a fork in the track ahead and more gaurds appear behind him] i just have fun with the m4 [fires like crazy killing 3 of the 8 gaurds aboard] damn i gotta speed up [increases speed]

there is another fork. hmmm........all i got to do is change course and derail the other track. [passes the switch and with perfect aim, shoot the switch. then quickly derail the other side] gaurd: watch out!!! [they get killed]

[reaches the hanger and finds the genaral there with his army] {now that my suit is on....[fire the nikita to the hanger door]

Snake to pheonix:

pheonix:go on

snake:get ready to get the suv and leave the mini ship behind.

pheonix:you mean the falcon.

snake: yeah

pheonix: got it

[half of the 20 is dead. snake opens fire and set auto-drive to the ship] here goes the labtop [throws the labtop into the suv]

general jo-dak: you wont get out alive!!!!!!!!

yes i will!

[FIREYE-00]

Mean while some where else on the moon, an exploded craft crashes into a dark crater. The explosion has warped everything in the vessel to a liquid, as the craft melts to the highly corrosive fluid, it all drains into the bottom of the crater as a strange chemical.
With the sun coming up above the horizon, the intense heat makes the liquid shift and move. And suddenly something starts to rise out of the chrome goo ressembling mac&cheese.
A being of some sort. Suddenly the liqiud drains off of the being as it lurks toward the alien base. With one mission on it's dark, twisted, mutated mind. Only one thing drives this morbid creature, one thought that continues to make this dark animals life force to go on, one thing......

Fireye: Damn I'm hungry, were can I find something to eat around here.

Walks over to the base and with one thought from his mind macaroni&cheese rises from the ground and enters his mouth.

Fireye: Hey, a super power someone could really use!

Red lights start flashing everywhere as a siren goes off.
Fireye then remember his original quest.

Fireye: KILL SOLIDSNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait, no thats not it. SAVE MAN KIND!!!!!!!!!
No, who the hell dumb enough to do that!!!!!!!!
Oh yeah, KILL THE ALIENS THAT ARE TRYING TO KILL SOLIDSNAKE!!!!!!!!!
Mac&cheese consumes the wall of the base and Fireye walk over it. Hey Solidsnake, over here!!!!!

The guards are all stund by my apperance, then they all turn to look at Solidsnake who was trying to sneak away.
At that instant, the strongest thought ever possibly made in the universe was made in Solidsnake head. Even Obiwan Kinobie heard this great disturbance in the force. When he woke up from the coma from the great powerful thought that that nearly consumed his mind whole, he trancelated it into one message............

DAMMIT FIREYE, YOU STUPID DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SolidSnake76]

[snake stares at jo-dak in the eye] you watch me get out. general: through me and my men [everyone opens fire. snake duck, roll and hides.] general:where are you? [snake pops up and shoot 2 men dead] fire over there [the men fire] stop! [slenice] [snake plant a c4 and throws a grenade] as-ta-lavesta, baby! [runs out the door and fires m4] solider: sir a bomb! general: fall out men [too late. the grenade goes off also setting off the c4] [snake runs 50yds outside the base and sets off the next set of c4] whew, its the 4th of july!

[pheonix has already left but leaves the falcon behind. snake attemps to board when a laser shot hits the ship, missing him at 2"]

general: you fool!!! i will kill you. renforcements are on there way to invade your planet, and soon, the earths oil and coal will be ours!

[snake sees a gaint ship goes by to earth] no [snake runs up the general and punches him to the ground. jo-dak flips snake off. jo-dak tries to do a drop kick, but misses and snake manage to put a bullet in his head] THAT THING AINT TOUCHING EARTH!!!!!!!!! [suddenly snake sees pheonix, fighting. snake hops in the falcon and takes off. he finishes the base and any survivor. then joins pheonix in the fighting]

damn this thing is bigger than pheonix. how are we going to destroy it?

its not over.....................................

[SolidSnake76]

P.S. i could use a little help destroying the ship, tj? karma? zeroena? fire eye? HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TJ5]

Do I gotta waste my strength on a easy to destroy ship eh ?

*boss says* Yes u lazy ass power up and go now or no raise!

Aw man that sux

* powers up and flies to ship * *charges up to superhuman level X * * fires anihillator cannon wave beam attack on ship and it splodes flies back to base *

Boss I want my raise now..........

*boss says* What raise I just said that to get u out there.

Aw that sucks

* goes home and sits there waiting 4 next mission *

[SolidSnake76]

i do it myself. forget yall!!!!!!!!! :angryfire: