Radio show - R.i. and music what more could you ask

[SBYRD5]

[quoteost_uid0="SiLent_BoB"]BoB:hello? is this Joe's free britney spears porno video store?

radio show guy:no this Radio Show... you do know that millions of people heard that on air and we have caller ID.....and you live in MY CLOSET!!!!(read my profile)

BobOH!!...click... click.. are you sure?

radio show guy: yes

this is probably what you are doing right now ---->

this just came off the top of my head.. I WAS BORED! DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!! OH LIKE YOU NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT!!![/quote]
GOOD!!!

SBYRD5=2 more calls and you get a prized CD from us ok
Keep calling.

[SBYRD5]

Last time on "Radio Show"' series "Return of the Insane" secound saga named "The Rescued Are Traitors"
Our Main character of this Double Saga is ZeroEna"

LunarZero=Well I don't like to talk about me being from the moon but it is beautiful right.
(The moon is having a lunar eclipse)
Princess=It sure is...when it's used for evil....
LZero=(Farts)well anyway I need aa.....
(Zero faints from the smell of his self)
Princess=I was going to let you go,but once you showed your true earthling ways you must be punished for your lying no lunarian is able to gas like you....arrrrrgggggghhhhhhh
(Princess of evil is gaining more power from the fumes)
Princess=Odd by me being evil my power is growing guards seize himm!!! :exclamation:
LunarZero=(fars and wakes up)It was the.....garlic...pizza...ughhh.....
(faints back to dream land)
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(SBYRD5 and Roll)
Roll=Were running out of gas....
SBYRD5=Let's stop at that Scooby Doo adventure fun house over there (Haunted Castle)
Roll=.........
SBYRD5=............ :eh:
Roll=....Yea......
(Taxi Stops)
SBYRD5=Hey let's steal the money from the money meter.
(Roll Kicks SBYRD5 in the ass)
Roll= Were not thiefs but really serious heros and me being the heroine :sneaky2:
SBYRD5= You sneak that was free :sneaky2:
(The two walk to the castle but Roll makes a call to Megaman first)
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(Megaman)
Megaman=Roll I'm fighting Bass and Protoman what is it. :cry:
(One hand punch punching Proto and the buster shoting Brass and using his neck to talk on the phone)
Long distence Roll with static=I need help from Auto,Eddy,Rush,and my favorite robot bird :inlove:
Megaman= ok thre on there way now
(Megaman teleports Rush,Auto,Eddy,"And my favorite Robot Bird")
Megaman=Later kid
Roll=love you bro
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I'm done typing for today so this is the what up so far Zero is knocked out Duo is going to kick Zero's ass,Roll and I are getting Recruites and are now heading towards the castle.
Death Scyth is sleeping waiting for user Duo....so it's useless.
I'M THE HERO OF THIS SAGA BECAUSE ZERO IS KNOCKED OUT
....then again Roll I could use some help this is my first big win........ mg:

2 more calls and well give away a cool prize.

[SiLent_BoB]

and now our newest hero Skippy!
::we see our hero skippy on the internet::

skippy:hmmm whats new on the forums....wah! hadoking is coming back! ...and i still havent found out what yonkers,ny is?
myrou?
skippy:shut up fu cker(thats my cat) go off and... do kitty things!
Skippy:bah! I'll go and see if i can find some more game sprites from gamegen.com(shameless plug)
........
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Skippyoh new orochi iori gifs hmmmmmm
anouncer:but as soon skippy presses enter a internet wormhole opens up and sucks him in(kinda like in freakazoid)
skippy: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*all of you base are belong to us*
Skippy: hey its that internet fad.... hey? whats all those women over their doin... *gasp* there naked! oh no its INTERNET PORN! (bum bum buummm)
Skippy: i never thought it end like this being smothered to death by boobs.....

will Skippy survive internet pornography the biggest thing since sliced bread? will fu cker the cat lose his master?
toon in next time!

[SBYRD5]

Wow a mini series "The sidekick of FrEaKaZoId(WB show now cartoon newtwork early mornings at 4:00pm)SKIPPY"

The Saga's name is "Death by Femine Pillows"

Our other saga is at a stand still because typer SBYRD5 can't carry on th stroy alone so instead we'll make you laugh with the comedics of Silent_Bob.

Remember two more calls for a prize let those phones ring.
Tell Then I'm on my Break oh I'm standing by for calls. :music: :sleeping:

[Roll]

By help, do you mean you want me to type how you won the battle, and if so, I need a list of abilities you can use, and they must be LIMITED, not "I can do everything cause I said so", and if you don't want me to write it what do you need help with?

*calls the radio two times*
Roll: "did I win?"
Duo: "Yep!"
Roll: "YAY!"
Duo: "Come and get your prize!"
Roll: "Hold it for me, I got to do stuff... and please, check out my new sig!"
Duo: "Will do!"
Roll: (sweetly) "And Duo?"
Duo: "Yeah?"
Roll: "IF I EVER SEE YOU FACE TO FACE I AM GONNA HURT YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ZEROENA!"
Duo: "Psh..."
Sbyrd: "ME TOO!"
everyone in the station: "YEAH!"
*Duo is now missing.....*



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Zero..... :butbut:

[SiLent_BoB]

part 2 of our ongoning saga
chaper 2 death by feminine pillows

skippy: AIIEEEEEEEEE!
*eeeeeeerrrrrrrrkkkkkkkk*
Skippy :eh:
*warning their is pornagraphic material ahead if you are under 18 please press exit*
Skippy: well that was a close one.. thank god for parental controls!

after narrowly escaping the bosoms of doom Skippy continues to fly thru the information highway until he reaches his destination..

Skippy: what the hell am I doing and gamegen.com?(another shameless plug)
just then a bolt of energy strikes skippy causing him to change!
Skippy:feel strange... and its not just gas or hormones! hair getting longer and turning red!

after a few moments skippy has transformed into Iori!
cmom it was pretty obvious!!

stay tuned for the next espisode fist full of fur!

[Roll]

Hey! This is your dj, Roll. I'll be putting up Mp3's of songs. I'll take requests, but I might not do them. So, for the first song, you can have this: http://www.geocities.com/sakura_....low.zip It's called Have You Never Mellow from Dance Dance Revolution. Author... I don't know. Well who cares... *plays music for people* I'm also open to requests, so... call away, and I'll see what I can do! ^.~

[SiLent_BoB]

part 3 of our story (the origin of skippy's powers)

episode 3 "Fist full of fur"
::after being transformed into one of his favorite video game characters skippy returns to his room::

skippy: hey Im back
myrou?
Skippy: hey fu cker how do ya like my new look
*HIIIIIIIISSSSSS* :angryfire:
skippy: hey what is that?...is that pot?...hey you took my stash!
mryou...
skippy: bull#### youre lieing!
mryou!
skippy:no i kick you're @$$! :angryfire:
::skippy then grabs his trusty plunger and a spagehti strainer for a helmet and prepares for battle::

elswhere.... kyo and iori two of the biggest video game rivals
ever where in the middle of a battle when...

iori: now to finish you...ARRRGGHGHHH!
kyo: :eh:
iori: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BODY!! mg:
::iori goes over to a mirror::
iori: n..nooo it can't be im in some other guys body!
kyo: :lol: now what are you gonna do shrimp!
iori: shut up! *kicks kyo in the family jewels*
kyo: !!!!!!!......ouuch....*collaspes*
iori: hmmmm with my shortened height I'll be able to dodge my opponents alot easier heheheheh :sneaky:

back at skippy's demolished room. skippy has just finished defeating his cat. now covered in fur and scratches he plans his next agenda.

(standing over fu cker)skippy: and that is why cats should not smoke.
myro..
skippy: do that again and you'll get worse...::groans:: now where is that neosporin and those cartoon bandaids i had.
later...
(covered in cartoon bandaids)skippy: with this newfound power I could protect the inocent,rescue puppies, and save the day!
mryou!
skippy:... your right! screw that! Im gonna pick up girls!

[Roll]

<span id='ME'><center>Roll starts to sing</center></span>
"Yame, no Yozoraga...."
<span id='ME'><center>Roll sees rain start again...</center></span>
-.-'

[SBYRD5]

Oh welcome back Roll and my moves are.....

Spirit Gun=A very dense form of light I shoot out of my finger from my spirit energy.I can only do it once a day because I'm not strong enough to do it any more than that.....yet.

Kamouspirit=I can increase my strenght by 25%...but if there is an emergency I can increase my strenght almost twice as much.

(I can't do it yet but)Shotgun= the same as Spirit Gun but I can shot more than one shot at a time.
(Note:For me to do this I must master Spirit Gun first)


Oh Roll was it fun were you went,and Zero came back while you were gone we messed around in the Radio Station putting tooth paste in Duo's ice cream....and he ate it :lol: