Freestyle battle - Who can beat me

[B-RAD]

Go B-Rad..Go B...Go Rad....Go B-RAaaaaadddddddd

yo... yo... yo... yo...

I's a crazy muthaflipa wearing scooby doo pajamas
meticulously slicin perfect pieces of bananas
cut off my finger and i yell OOOPS!
watch it fall into my bowl of fruit loops
start to get LOUD screaming ROOTS BLOODY ROOTS!
running down the streets chasin chicks in daisy dukes

drama is trauma
when i start cuttin up your momma
throw her bloody body in the sauna
with some hungryass pirhanna

chill and watch it eat
bitin big holes in her feet
with a videocamera
watch it swimmin'- in and out of cheek

see? i enjoy every second of my insanity...
since the doc said "IT's a BOY!
-a danger to humanity
a homicidal rampage that you can't avoid...
hundred billion bucks in bombs can't destroy this entity

punkass bitches try to try me
flipin cock-a-roaches try to try me too!
so no one eva' told em just to let me be
they turn and run when i snap and yell obscenities
chasin em down,
stabbin em with the knife my girlfriend gave to me
machismo muthaflipas start to beg so cowardly

so by now it's evident
you've seen all of the evidence
maybe now u'll understand
i'm the real life Son of Sam
(No sensitive tea drinkin man)

wut!

I give the the devil nightmares.
The answer to all of Saddam Huessein's prayers.

Distant cousins with Charles Manson.
i'm the Godfather's Godson.

On a good day, I'll wait a while
i'll face the prey and smile

shake hands
make peace,
walk on home
after i speak my piece

but u better believe, tonight, when u lay your head
i'll send a couple niggaz down to wake you outta bed

shake u around
smack u around
and beat u

run a train on your girl
cut u up
and eat u

No duh, i'm ill. Thought was clear.
Dont offer to help me.
I swallow pills with beer.
and even if u pay the bill
I'll still go down like Jack and Jill
and continue to rage all in the name of Queenkill

word.

*crosses arms*

[machine1]

um im not being racist but umm... are u white?

[machine1]

not another vanilla ice
u whiter than rice
i dont wanna urt u so ima be nice
let me give u some advice
just walk away
you'll just lose if u choose to stay
havent u read every page i posted on this topic
i aint got no flaws
u tryin to rap? that aint right.. *pause*
now look
everyone in this got shook
i stole everyone they all been took
get out my way before i throwa hook
after that ill throw a jab
when im done wit ur ass ullbe in rehab

listen up...im done this so much
when it comes to this no one can go touch....me
you just a vanilla ice wanna-be
no one could beat me.. why the hell would u try
everyone burnt in hell now its ur turn to die
listen up...u got no skillz
whats the matter?.. have u been takin to many pillz
still rollin on them wheelz?
u still in rehab?
listenup nigga i roll wit fab(fabolous)
u a sorry ass rapper aint got nothin

u sayin $h!t that dont make sense
whenever i come through the topic is intense
now listen up/... u cannot win
u aint no one that i aint beat before
u so stupid u shouldnt come back 4 more
i always win every dam war
go back to trailer

u suxk so much i got yo face lookin pailer..

haha......
GGGGGGG g-unit!!!
dont bother to attempt again
u cant win

[B-RAD]

I may be a white boyee trin to rap
but I got better chances to make it crap
and still sell dis mad records like a crap out of my ass.
I'm not a Vannilla Ice wannabe
I'm more of an Eminem wannabe yo yo
werd for shizzle hizzle
I aint wasting my time to read yo crap trying to rap
no no no
I don't want to lose those minutes of my life
So don't lie to yoself and take a shower to get rid of those lice
This thread be a freestyle werd up yo
So stick that up y0 ass
Check it Check it
If dem bitchez run round again,
I'll pop a cap right into they head.
The nigga won't see it comin`,
my chops got busted in the side of the new millenium.
Check da mic,
cause if your #### is green,
your corn flakes are really mean.
If da soda is forboda,
let da niggaz take your Corolla.
If you got a Corolla,
then git that honkey bitch ass out.

[B-RAD]

I'm here to make things right
Not to start a fight
I'll be doing it all night
With all of my might

[DX Zero]

:lol: good ####

[machine1]

[quoteost_uid0="DX Zero"]:lol: good #### [/quote]
this is very funny yes.....

b-rad........ :lol: :laughlong: :laughlong: :laughlong: :laugh:

[Roll's Friend]

Machine1....that name B-Rad.....it's from the movie...<span style='font-size:27pt;line-height:100%'>MALIBU'S MOST WANTED</span>

LOL WHITE CONGE!!!!!!

[streetpower$$]

waaw im shockt :crazy: :shocked:

i have to give it to u.....u Rule dude

[machine1]

[quoteost_uid0="Roll's Friend"]Machine1....that name B-Rad.....it's from the movie...<span style='font-size:27pt;line-height:100%'>MALIBU'S MOST WANTED</span>

LOL WHITE CONGE!!!!!![/quote]
yes i f***in know that