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Alright, I'll do it... here I go!


As Akuma is pondering the thought of his only defeat, Roll, Duo, Sbyrd, and ZeroEna are trying to figure out what's going on, and trying to make sbyrd stop drinking...
Roll: "SByrd! Stop drinking!"
ZeroEna: "He said he never would either.."
Duo: (Whatever) "let's just take the helmets off, and leave."
Roll: "What do you think we just tried to do?"
Duo: "......"
Roll: "In any case it seems we can't leave until we beat that person." *points to evil figure in the sky*
Akuma: "......"
ZeroEna: "......."
Duo: "......do we have to?"
Roll: "DUH! What do you think I just said?"
Akuma: "...um..."
Roll: "We should look for a way up to that castle!"
Sbyrd: "*hic* found 5!"
*everyone looked at Sbyrd, even Akuma, as he pointed to two pathways to the castle thing*
Everyone except Sbyrd and ZeroEna: "......"
ZeroEna: "um... Roll?"
Roll: "Yes?"
*He just pointed behind me, so I looked behind me...*
Roll: "oh.....my...."
*all of the students that were at war were heading towards us! What would we do..."

Roll: "LET'S RUN!"
*Everyone ran screaming, but soon, they were surrounded*
Duo: "Oh yeah, that worked."
Roll+ZeroEna+Akuma: "Shutup, dipstick."
Duo: *sniff* "ok"
*the students we moving closer, each ready to attack and kill*
Roll: "Akuma.... can you do the Messatsu Go Shoryu?"
Akuma: "Sure, why?"
Roll: "USE IT! Aim towards one pathway!"
Akuma: "Got it!*
*and Akuma use Messatsu Go Shoryu and mowed through the bodies of students toward a pathway, while Roll Summoned beat and Rush*
Roll: "Beat! Take Sbyrd, Duo, and ZeroEna to that pathway"*points to the pathway on the opposite side of Akuma* "Rushy! Let's go!"
ZeroEna: "ROLL!"
Roll: "Sorry, Zero. But we can't leave Akuma alone... he's just too freaky.."
ZeroEna: "good point."
*so Beat flew off with Duo, Sbyrd, and ZeroEna, while Roll Performed RUsh drill, and sped through the enemy towards akuma who could go on much longer*
Roll: "GET IN!"
*the top opened up, and Akuma jumped in*
Akuma: "I heard what you said."
Roll: "I didn't say anything...." :sarcasm:
Akuma: "yeah-huh!"
Roll: "Nuh-uh!"
Akuma: "Yeah-huh!"
Roll: "Nuh-uh!"

>>Meanwhile<<

ZeroEna: "Sbyrd, are you done yet?"
Sbyrd: "Nope!"
Duo: "Eww, it got on my face." :butbut:
ZeroEna: :lol:
Sbyrd: *was playing with goopy goop* "GIVE IT BACK DUO!"
Duo: "I'm trying!"
Sbyrd: "TRY HARDER OR I'LL KICK YOUR BUTT!"
Duo: "Hold on!"
*SByrd kicked, and Duo almost fell off*
Duo: :wow: O____O;
Sbyrd: "....wrong spot..."
ZeroEna: :laugh: :lol: :corky:

>>Back with Roll<<
Akuma: "I wanna drive!"
Roll: "NO!"

>>at the evil castle<<
Mysterious small evil guy: "hehehe, no one will ever defeat me, Mario!"
Luigi: "Mario, you're wierd. Why do you always do this when the princess doesn't go out with you to that pizzeria?"
Mario: "Cause I'm angry, duh!"
Luigi: "Oh yeah, sorry.." :sarcasm:
Toad (the mushroom kid): "Mario, THose meddling kids and their robot dog and bird are coming this way in two different directions!"
Mario: "Let's see them defend against my students..."

>>back with ZeroEna<<
ZeroEna: "I hope Roll's ok."
Sbyrd: "Roll's fine."
Duo: "She's probably being molested by Akuma...."
*ZeroEna punched Duo out*
ZeroEna: "No one talks about Roll like that..." :angryfire:
Sbyrd: :eh:
ZeroEna: "At least we're at the castle... hey doesn't it kinda look like Peach's castle?"
Sbyrd: "I knew peaches had castles..."
ZeroEna: "....." :eh:
*and they left Duo outside, with Beat to protect him, so they could go in and investigate...*
"OOF!" "OW!" "OWWWIEEE!"
ZeroEna: "Stop that, Sbyrd."
Sbyrd: "Sorry."
*as they walked into the castle, the doors closed behind them*
Sbyrd: "You know, I have nightmares about places like this."
ZeroEna: "o...k..."
*sooner than they thought, they hit a door!"
ZeroEna: "Damn where are those lights?"
Sbyrd: "Who knows!"
*They opened the door, and started making their way through the hallway...*

>>Back with Roll<<
Akuma: "how many more stairs?"
Roll: "A LOT."
Akuma: "ugh."

>>Back to ZeroEna again<<

*As they ran through the hall way little tiny minions jumped out shooting beams of darkness at Both ZeroEna and Sbyrd. Luckily, Sbyrd had a shotgun, and could use it well. Sbyrd began shooting each little creature, while ZeroEna took care of the larger ones with his short sword.*
ZeroEna: "There's the end of the hallway!"
Sbyrd: "YAY! Let's hurry!"
ZeroEna: "Yes, let's!" (....hm... he's not drunk anymore... wierd..)
*and so they ran for their lives to the other door. They opened it and closed it.*
ZeroEna: "Yes. We made it...!"
Mario: "To your doom!"
*and with that ZeroEna and Sbyrd blacked out and when they woke up they were chained to the wall*
ZeroEna: "ugh....what happened..."
Sbyrd: "Finally you're *giggle* awake *giggle*."
ZeroEna: "Why are you giggling?"
Sbyrd: "Tickle *giggle* torture."
*ZeroEna looked at Sbyrd, and saw his foot being tickled*
ZeroEna: (So that's the smell...) "Poor you..." :sarcasm:
Sbyrd: "I know..."
ZeroEna: "Where's Roll anyway?"
Roll: "Right here..."
*ZeroEna looked at me, and saw I was wearing a nose plug, and I was right in front of them, with Akuma and Rush next to me*
ZeroEna: "How'd you get here?"
Roll: "We climbed, like, a million stairs."
Mario: "hmm, I should get some security on that side..."
*Roll and Akuma turned around to look at mario*
Akuma: ".....nope he didn't defeat me..."
Mario: "Yes I did. Five years ago, in the world martial arts tournament. You lost in 2 minutes."
Akuma: ".....you mean... you're Morai?"
Mario: "Yep. I made the name myself! Like it?" :satisfied:
Akuma: "Oh yeah, I just love it..." lain:
Roll: "Let our friends go!"
Mario: "You gotta beat me first!"
Akuma: "My pleasure!"
*And so Akuma engaged into battle with Mario, and he told me to just stay out of his way, so I just sat and ate popcorn with two of his minions*
Roll: "Akuma is sooo beating him."
minion 1: "Yeah...."
minion 2: *munch* "Popcorn!" :thumbsup:

*Just then, minion 2 threw popcorn to Mario, and regenerated him.*
Roll: " HEY! THAT WAS MY POPCORN!" *slap!*
minion 1: "Dufus." *wack!*
minon 2: "Where is the cream filling?!..." *falls over*
Roll+Minion 1: "......."
Roll: "It's my turn to help Akuma!"
Minion 1: "You go girl!"
Roll: "......" :eh:
Minion 1: "Nevermind.."

*Just when uppercuts Mario backwards, Roll jumps in and Akuma flips backwards (to Rolls instructions) and they flip back again and Mario fall in front of them and they uppercut him at the same time, and then they kick him into the ground, while making him skid, and they jump as high as the can while spinning, and then they fall at them with a kick and they both fall on Mario, with their legs still extended in a kick and they were standing on Mario as he skid, giving him even more damage. After the jumped off, Roll gave Akuma a life up ball, which he used, and then she ran off*

Roll: "How'd I do?"
minion 1: "How'd you do that?"
Roll: "Years of practice..."

*about twenty minutes later, the battle ended with Akuma the victor, and Mario dead.... literally*
Roll: "That really took a long time.."
Akuma: "I can't believe someone so small could move so fast."
Roll: "Why thanks, Akuma!"
Akuma: (I meant Mario but...) "Don't mention it.... really." lain:
Roll: "Whatever."
Akuma: "Let's get 'Byrd, and 'Ena out."
*So Roll, and Akuma broke Sbyrd's and ZeroEna's shackles, and they started to walk out of the castle*
Roll: "You fight well Akuma!"
ZeroEna: "How do you know?"
Roll: "Akuma just faught and killed Mario."
ZeroEna&Sbyrd: :eh:
Roll: "Nevermind..."
Akuma: "Where's Duo?"
Sbyrd: "Outside with Beat..."
Roll: :nervous: "YOU LEFT HIM WITH BEAT!?!"
Sbyrd: "yeah... why?"
Roll: "Don't worry Beat! I'm coming!"
*with that she ran off, with Akuma, ZeroEna, and Sbyrd close behind*
Roll: "DUO, GET AWAY FROM BEAT!"
Duo: :sleeping:
Everyone including Beat and Rush: :dontgetit:
*And with that, Sbyrd planted a bomb and blew up Peach's Castle and they all left...*

Sbyrd: "Doesn't Megaman need Rush....?"
Rush: "!!!" :exclamation:
*and Rush ran off*

>>At Megaman's....<<
Megaman: "RUSH!? Where are you? I can't go into a dog show without a dog!"

>>Peach's castle ruins<<
Peach: "MARIO! I leave you alone for one minute, and you die, get my castle destroyed, and cause war between students.... no more ass for you, mister!"

>>back with the gang inside Beat Plane<<
Sbyrd: "Can I drive?"
Roll: "No."
ZeroEna: "Can I drive?"
Roll: "No."
Akuma: "Can I drive?"
Roll: "No."
Duo: "Can I..."
Roll: "NO"
Duo: (I just wanted a drink...) "ok..."
Roll: "Guys, Beat's tired... let's walk to my house, ok?"
Akuma: "Your house? In a VR?"
Roll: "Yeah. We're just about 4 miles from my house."
Akuma: "I think I see it..."
Roll: "Ok, we're landing in the Crystalic Snow Forest."
*and they did*
Roll: "Let's make a team of three and two.."
ZeroEna&Akuma: "I call Roll's on my team!"
Roll: "......"
ZeroEna&Akuma: "Why do you want Roll?"
ZeroEna: "Cause she's my girl!"
Akuma: "Cause she fights well!"
Roll: "......."
*and they argued for ten minutes until finally...*
Roll: "STOP! You'll both be on my team!"
Sbyrd and Duo: "awwww... What about us..."
Roll: "You're taking the ski lift!"
Sbyrd and Duo: "WOOHOO!" :toungue2:
Akuma&ZeroEna: mg:
Roll: :satisfied:
Akuma: "What about us?"
Roll: "We're walking! There are lot's of monsters, and we need to kill 'em to get by, so it'll be fun!"
Akuma&ZeroEna: "....." :nervous:
ZeroEna: "It's a bit cold though..."
*Roll then turned him into a sprite kid..*
ZeroEna: "Now I'm warmer...but I look like an ELF! AAAGGGHH!"
Roll: "Well, at least Santa lives here..."
Crystalic Snow Forest Theme....
(Url if needed is http://www.geocities.com/sakura_haru...SnowForest.zip (Type it in if the link doesn't work.) Someone else has to make a LONG thing about our adventure through the forest, cause I am tired, and I leave for Arizona tomorrow.. :sleepy: