Machine's do's and don'ts - The do's and don'ts in a relationship

[Elena]

[quoteost_uid0="asshole"]Warmor, man i'm starting to not like tha way you think you're a true chamP at this game, just because you almost married someone, but didn't. Give me one good reason why some or all of this won't work? Did you ever think to realise that ALL WOMEN AREN'T THA SAME!?

Anyway, I found this list a while back(on mysPace, haha), only read about half, but I found some Interesting stuff in it. ;]

-Tell her you think shes cool.
-Tell her why you think shes so cool.
-Smell her hair.
-Talk to her in movie theatres.
-Pick her up and pretend youre going to throw her in the river;
shell scream and fight you but secretly, she`ll love it.
-Hold her hand and skip.
-Hold her hand and run.
-Just hold her hand.
-Pick flowers from other peoples gardens and give them to her.
-Tell her she's pretty.
-Let her pay if she wants to.
-Introduce her to your friends as The coolest girl you know.
-Sit in the park and talk to her.
-JUST TALK TO HER.
-Take her to the library
-TAKE HER ANYWHERE.
-Tell her dirty jokes.
-TELL HER HAPPY STORIES.
-TELL HER SAD STORIES.
-TELL HER YOUR STORIES.
-TELL HER ANYTHING
-Tell her stupid jokes.
-Write poems about her.
-Just walk with her.
-Throw pebbles at her window When she starts swearing at you,... tell her you love her.
-Take her to shows of bands shes never heard of.
-Hold her hand in the mosh pit.
-Let her fall asleep in your arms.
-Call her.
-Call her back if she calls you.
-Sing to her, no matter howbad you are.
-Carve your names into a tree.
-Get her mad, then kiss her.
-Give her piggy-back rides.
-Go see her band play even if they really suck,
and tell her they were great.
-Give her space if she needs it.
-Push her on swings.
-Stay up with her all night when shes sick.
-Make up pet names for her, but cool ones, not sappy ones.
-Teach her guitar.
-Lend her your cds.
-Write on her.
-WRITE ABOUT HER.
-Make her mixtapes.
-Write her letters.
-Take her to cool shops, and let her take you to even cooler ones.
-Just hang out with her.
-Listen to all the bands she mentions.
-Dont tell her that her favorite bands suck.
-When shes sad, hang out with her
or stay on the phone with her,
even if shes not saying anything.
-Buy her ice cream.
-Let her take all the photos of you she wants.
-Look into her eyes.
-Slow dance with her, even if the music is fast.
-TELL HER A SECRET.
-Kiss her in the rain...
-JUST KISS HER.
-TRUST HER.
-LOVE HER.
-BE YOURSELF AROUND HER.
-CHERISH HER
. . . and
when
you
fall
in
love
with
her
tell
her.


( I don't agree with half of that ish, now that I read it, but oh well.. ;] )[/quote]
I like this list for the most part....some of it is cheesy...but I guess it could be chessy-cute.

And I don't like the thing that says TELL HER ANYTHING. Shoot don't tell me anything....you might scare me and don't ramble on about yourself. And this skip thing...will probably make me wonder...hmm....or if your a joker then maybe make me laugh....

Machine your list is ok...but of course it's not for every girl. There is no list for EVERY girl. Each girl is different and it's up to you guys to find out what she likes and then maybe we'll fall for you. :love: