Get in here! - Get in here!

[gieandfer]

[quoteost_uid0="Elena"][quoteost_uid0="Shinatsu"]Gieandfer is back in the house fo shizzle
my fake-wannabe-gangsta-poop-pass-nizzle!
I'll let you be for now, have a seat!

Gieandfer- wheres elena?
Shinatsu- I kicked the snot out of her don't worry. Hey what did you come back here for anyway? want a job? a hooker (because i got plenty), a life (because I don't think you have one bum!)
my bad dawg......[/quote]
Hold up little man. What the F**k are you taking about. If this were real life bet you would never say it to my face you ass. Do what gieandfer says and get a friggin' life.

Me and gieandfer have nothing going on and I sure as hell don't work as a hooker. Don't get me screwed up with ya sister. And do this for better of the species:
1.take a gun
2. hold it to your temple
3. pull the trigger

Oh and here's a better rendition

Gieandfer- wheres elena?
Shinatsu- well i was walking my little french poodle and checking out all the little boys at the park. When she came out of no where. I tried to defend my self but you can only do so much in heels and your mother's church dress. OMG the dress is like so messed up what do I do OMG OMG wahh my mother is like so gonna kill me. Gieandfer make love to me.
Gieandfer- hell no man get the f**k off me

Chuuuuuuurch that, mofo.
lain:[/quote]
wow...powerful. im speechless

another thing man, even if me and elena DO have something going on(which we dont) i dont stare at her in amazment as though ive never seen a girl before. but i trust this statement after u tried to finger me and got pimped slapped