LESSON 1: CHEAP A.I. - School it like your name was PRO...

PROfessor · 05-01-2002, 08:09 PM

For those of you who play or haved played Street Fighter Alpha 3 Arcade, you know that sometimes the computer can be cheaper than a n00b on steriods. One A.I. in particular that is cheap as #### is Zangief's (the most cheap son of a b*&#36ch in my opinion). He'll grab you the whole match like you was his b%&#36ch. Since I despise cheapness coming from man or machine I decided to try something that the inferior n00bs love to do... QUICK PUNCH/LOW QUICK PUNCH. I was using Ken so this applies to- Ken, Ryu and Akuma.

Here's how it has to go down:
1. You better get use to tapping Jab.

2. MINIMAL skillz required, so n00bs will have a field day.

3. As i'm sure you have already guessed you tap Jab AS FAST AS YOU CAN, but thats only half of it.

4.If your fighting against someone without projectiles (like that cheating SOB Zangeif) you stand your ground and mash away. If they try to jump in at you you'll knock them away. To prevent the CPU from repositioning itself to make a sucessfull jump-in, you have to move forward or back a little to "fake" out the A.I. (but continue tapping like f^&k).

5. If your going against someone with projectiles the above strategy will work, but be ready to go on defense. Now this is where the MINIMAL skillz come into play. To end the match faster you can try to jump-in with a Forward Kick then hold down and tap Jab like crazy (you'll get like 4 hits. If their in the corner you'll get like 6).

6. Now for the advanced cheesing strategy. Everything as above but combine it with real skillz. You'll be amazed at how bad you'll school the CPU. When you comine the Jabbing with skillz always Jab into a combo/super and Jab out of a combo/super. You can even Jab someone out of a super easily.

7. If anyone stares at your cheap gameplay tell 'em to "F-off i'm beating the game with 50 cents", if your a n00b tell them "well i'm a n00b, what do expect".

8.N00BS: DO NOT USE THIS AGAINST HUMAN OPPONENTS UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR HEAD BASHED IN...

I'm sure this will work in all the Alpha's
I would post a GAURANTEED strategy to beat M. Bison, but I don't want n00bs saving money...

(Edited by PROfessor at 12:34 am on May 2, 2002)

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PROfessor Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Some Where... Posts: 254 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	For those of you who play or haved played Street Fighter Alpha 3 Arcade, you know that sometimes the computer can be cheaper than a n00b on steriods. One A.I. in particular that is cheap as #### is Zangief's (the most cheap son of a b&#36ch in my opinion). He'll grab you the whole match like you was his b%&#36ch. Since I despise cheapness coming from man or machine I decided to try something that the inferior n00bs love to do... QUICK PUNCH/LOW QUICK PUNCH. I was using Ken so this applies to- Ken, Ryu and Akuma. Here's how it has to go down: 1. You better get use to tapping Jab. 2. MINIMAL skillz required, so n00bs will have a field day. 3. As i'm sure you have already guessed you tap Jab AS FAST AS YOU CAN, but thats only half of it. 4.If your fighting against someone without projectiles (like that cheating SOB Zangeif) you stand your ground and mash away. If they try to jump in at you you'll knock them away. To prevent the CPU from repositioning itself to make a sucessfull jump-in, you have to move forward or back a little to "fake" out the A.I. (but continue tapping like f^&k). 5. If your going against someone with projectiles the above strategy will work, but be ready to go on defense. Now this is where the MINIMAL skillz come into play. To end the match faster you can try to jump-in with a Forward Kick then hold down and tap Jab like crazy (you'll get like 4 hits. If their in the corner you'll get like 6). 6. Now for the advanced cheesing strategy. Everything as above but combine it with real skillz. You'll be amazed at how bad you'll school the CPU. When you comine the Jabbing with skillz always Jab into a combo/super and Jab out of a combo/super. You can even Jab someone out of a super easily. 7. If anyone stares at your cheap gameplay tell 'em to "F-off i'm beating the game with 50 cents", if your a n00b tell them "well i'm a n00b, what do expect". 8.N00BS: DO NOT USE THIS AGAINST HUMAN OPPONENTS UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR HEAD BASHED IN...* I'm sure this will work in all the Alpha's I would post a GAURANTEED strategy to beat M. Bison, but I don't want n00bs saving money... (Edited by PROfessor at 12:34 am on May 2, 2002) __________________ Mess With The PRO, Get Schooled Like A HO...