Gods of sfo - Do they exist?

Restavega · 07-08-2004, 06:20 PM

Whenever a glitch occurs or some type of phenomenon in SFO I do not consider it a glitch, oh no.

I believe there is a magic about SFO...

When my opponent Spidey pulls a Web Sting in my direction while I'm in the corner with a millimeter of health remaining... and his websting shoots in the opposite direction, that's not lag or a glitch, that's the SFO Gods redirecting his web sting to buy me a chance at victory.

Some of you may post here and point out all the theoretical (or factual) reasons why such things occur but, like scientists continue to point out how we came to be and religions continue to believe in their own personal creator, I will just leave it to the SFO Gods.

First, let's get familiar with the cast of God's and what they do...

There is the God of Happenings. He is the one responsible for when and where you warp on your opponent's screen.

The God of Pumpkin Seeds. He is to thank everytime you and your partner in a 2vs2 (or 2vs1) are simultaneously on the screen and beating the crap out of your opponent.

The Goddess of Periods. You can blame her for all the times you jumped off the screen when you tagged your teammate in... but your teammate never came in and your opponent just sat there punching into the air and gaining specials and what not!

The God of Stand-out. Yep, all those times you just lost all of your health and died in a 2vs2/2vs1 for no reason at all... that was this God.

And last but not least, the God of Sunglasses. This particular God redirects and/or hides specials from you. For everytime your opponent Ryu shot a super hadouken at you but nothing came out of his hands or everytime Sentinel shot his Hyper Beam at you but he shot it backwards... that was the God of Sunglasses at work!

The Gods are not human. They are an entity created by SFO.

Call me a prohet if you will... for these God's have spoken to me. And whether or not they have spoken to you, they have both helped us on many occassions.

And there is one other God I have failed to mention...

TMyApp, the creator himself! He created SFO and unwittingly created these Gods too.

Where do these Gods exist? In the "System".

No, I do not want to hear why these things happen because we know why they really happen now that I have said the unspoken.

Just go with the flow.

Are you cool enough to see the magic of SFO?

Edited By Restavega on July 09 2004 at 23:46

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Restavega Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: New York Posts: 1,621 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Whenever a glitch occurs or some type of phenomenon in SFO I do not consider it a glitch, oh no. I believe there is a magic about SFO... When my opponent Spidey pulls a Web Sting in my direction while I'm in the corner with a millimeter of health remaining... and his websting shoots in the opposite direction, that's not lag or a glitch, that's the SFO Gods redirecting his web sting to buy me a chance at victory. Some of you may post here and point out all the theoretical (or factual) reasons why such things occur but, like scientists continue to point out how we came to be and religions continue to believe in their own personal creator, I will just leave it to the SFO Gods. First, let's get familiar with the cast of God's and what they do... There is the God of Happenings. He is the one responsible for when and where you warp on your opponent's screen. The God of Pumpkin Seeds. He is to thank everytime you and your partner in a 2vs2 (or 2vs1) are simultaneously on the screen and beating the crap out of your opponent. The Goddess of Periods. You can blame her for all the times you jumped off the screen when you tagged your teammate in... but your teammate never came in and your opponent just sat there punching into the air and gaining specials and what not! The God of Stand-out. Yep, all those times you just lost all of your health and died in a 2vs2/2vs1 for no reason at all... that was this God. And last but not least, the God of Sunglasses. This particular God redirects and/or hides specials from you. For everytime your opponent Ryu shot a super hadouken at you but nothing came out of his hands or everytime Sentinel shot his Hyper Beam at you but he shot it backwards... that was the God of Sunglasses at work! The Gods are not human. They are an entity created by SFO. Call me a prohet if you will... for these God's have spoken to me. And whether or not they have spoken to you, they have both helped us on many occassions. And there is one other God I have failed to mention... TMyApp, the creator himself! He created SFO and unwittingly created these Gods too. Where do these Gods exist? In the "System". No, I do not want to hear why these things happen because we know why they really happen now that I have said the unspoken. Just go with the flow. Are you cool enough to see the magic of SFO? Edited By Restavega on July 09 2004 at 23:46 __________________ Don't do drugs. Stay in school.