Advice column - Post "useful" advice =d

[ZeroEna]

[quoteost_uid13="ZeroEna"][quoteost_uid13]Never try to jack off with a baseball bat.[/quoteost_uid13][/quoteost_uid13]
what the heck? looks over sholder and sees his friend laughing JACOB YOU *******! GRR! YOU! excuse me for a second Roll. You might want to cover your eyes again. walks over to his friend with the baseball bat. SHINRYUKEN! (knocks him to the roof) SHINKUHADOKEN! (blast him threw the fence) transforms and unleashes the "LunarStrike" on him. Jacob lies on the floor bleeding..... grabs him from the shirt* Zero: so thought you that was funny impersonating me and exposeing my friend to that huh?![imgost_uid13]http://www.gamegen.com/fightgen/characters/rock-e1.gif[/imgost_uid13] Jacob: ......I DO HAHAHAHHA! Zero: you disgist me. Unsheths the Ragnarok* DRAGON SLAYER! [iost_uid13]blast Jacob into another dimenson*[/iost_uid13] shelths sword and returns to normal* Zero:..... never did think he was my friend. ok you can open your eyes Roll. Here hads her a buocae of flowers*
Zero: sorry about that he'd messed around with my post.

Oh and everyone heres some useful advice always be nice to girls.