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Yasback · 01-31-2003, 01:43 AM

hey i'm the funniest guy in this forum!!!

DA_VIPA · 01-31-2003, 09:23 AM

if that was a joke i'd laugh..but anyway..

A travelling salesman was about to check in at a hotel when he noticed a very charming bit of femininity giving him the eye. In a causal manner he walked over and spoke to her as though he had known her all his life. Both walked back to the desk and registered as Mr. and Mrs.
After a three-day stay he walked up to the desk and informed the clerk that he was checking out. The clerk presented him with his bill for $1600.
"There is a mistake here," he protested. "I have been here only three days."
"Yes," replied the clerk, "But your wife has been here a month."

DA_VIPA · 02-01-2003, 03:34 AM

u ppl are soo boring man... must i keep double posting??...i have soo many jokes 2 tell u guys but hardly any1 has good jokes for me 2 hear

lol j.k....

A husband feeling a bit horny goes to the bathroom and returns with 4 aspirin and a glass of water for his wife.
He says, "Here honey, here are some aspirin and a some water."
She replied, "but honey I do not have a headache!"
He replied, "Thank God!"

Strider42 · 02-01-2003, 09:18 PM

Ok here's a lil rhyme I made up

I know this blockhead
yeah you heard me, blockhead
this girl has a blockhead
and she gives the whole blockhead...

Read this as many times as you want until you understand what I'm saying...

Later

Sportschick155 · 02-01-2003, 09:30 PM

Lmfao!!!!!!!! haha i think strider is rhyming about himself again:/

DA_VIPA · 02-02-2003, 05:17 AM

lol strider :laugh: any1 here watch jackass?...

A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.
"Slut!" he said, and dropped her.

_-_Diablo_-_ · 02-02-2003, 06:29 AM

oke u want laugh go 2 This page real good yo mama jokes
:laughlong: :colgate: :laugh: :lol: :biggrin:

g_t_a_v_i_c_e · 02-02-2003, 07:32 AM

heres 1 i know

yo mama is so fat she put burger king out of stock last night

SSJKarma · 02-02-2003, 06:55 PM

ok that was so damn funny, i'm gonna tell that joke to my parents !

a blonde came from the maket to his car, only to notice someone had bumped it and did a big bump on her door ! a guy who was passing buy in his truck notice it was a blonde and decided to make fun of her !

GUY:"hey, you want to get this bump out of your door right ?"
BLONDE:"yeah !"
GUY:"then blow into the doorlock of the door and it will fix the thing !"
BLONDE:"oh ! thanks a lot !"
the guy was laughing hard when he continued on !
the blonde putted her lips into the doorlock hole and started to blow in it
another blonde came by...
BLONDE2:"oh, you're un-bumping your door ! but you don't blow at the right place, it is in the exaust behind the car that you must blow in !"
BLONDE:"oh, thanks !"
the other blonde leaved the place !
so the blonde putted her mouth on the exaust started to blow in it !
a third blonde passed by and started to laught as hard as she could !
BLONDE:"why are you laughing, you know i'm trying to un-bump my car door !"
BLONDE3:"i know, i know, but you will never suceed ! HAHAHAHHAHA !"
BLONDE:"why is that so ?"
BLONDE3:"HAHAHAHA YOUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN HAHAHAHAHHA"

Strider42 · 02-02-2003, 07:03 PM

[quote

ost_uid0="Sportschick155"]Lmfao!!!!!!!! haha i think strider is rhyming about himself again:/[/quote]
hmmm what if Sports is that blockhead?
Does she really have a blockhead?
Does she really give the whole blockead?

You've got questions?

I've got answers

Of Course
I was rhymin about Sports
Who the hell you think was talkin about? :laughlong:
Note: You don't see that symbol "j/k", do ya?

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01-31-2003, 01:43 AM	#81
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02-01-2003, 09:30 PM	#85
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02-02-2003, 06:29 AM	#87
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02-02-2003, 06:55 PM	#89
SSJKarma Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Canada somewhere in the province of quebec Posts: 5,445 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	ok that was so damn funny, i'm gonna tell that joke to my parents ! a blonde came from the maket to his car, only to notice someone had bumped it and did a big bump on her door ! a guy who was passing buy in his truck notice it was a blonde and decided to make fun of her ! GUY:"hey, you want to get this bump out of your door right ?" BLONDE:"yeah !" GUY:"then blow into the doorlock of the door and it will fix the thing !" BLONDE:"oh ! thanks a lot !" the guy was laughing hard when he continued on ! the blonde putted her lips into the doorlock hole and started to blow in it another blonde came by... BLONDE2:"oh, you're un-bumping your door ! but you don't blow at the right place, it is in the exaust behind the car that you must blow in !" BLONDE:"oh, thanks !" the other blonde leaved the place ! so the blonde putted her mouth on the exaust started to blow in it ! a third blonde passed by and started to laught as hard as she could ! BLONDE:"why are you laughing, you know i'm trying to un-bump my car door !" BLONDE3:"i know, i know, but you will never suceed ! HAHAHAHHAHA !" BLONDE:"why is that so ?" BLONDE3:"HAHAHAHA YOUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN HAHAHAHAHHA" __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://membres.lycos.fr/imagesforum/Banner.gif[/img:sig_uid] "How did you escape my grasp ? no matter, i'll crush you now !" -DB : Lost Soul My Web Site http://membres.lycos.fr/xmvssf/

01-31-2003, 09:23 AM	#82
DA_VIPA Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ...haha u cant find me Posts: 2,364 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	if that was a joke i'd laugh..but anyway.. A travelling salesman was about to check in at a hotel when he noticed a very charming bit of femininity giving him the eye. In a causal manner he walked over and spoke to her as though he had known her all his life. Both walked back to the desk and registered as Mr. and Mrs. After a three-day stay he walked up to the desk and informed the clerk that he was checking out. The clerk presented him with his bill for $1600. "There is a mistake here," he protested. "I have been here only three days." "Yes," replied the clerk, "But your wife has been here a month."

02-01-2003, 03:34 AM	#83
DA_VIPA Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ...haha u cant find me Posts: 2,364 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	u ppl are soo boring man... must i keep double posting??...i have soo many jokes 2 tell u guys but hardly any1 has good jokes for me 2 hear lol j.k.... A husband feeling a bit horny goes to the bathroom and returns with 4 aspirin and a glass of water for his wife. He says, "Here honey, here are some aspirin and a some water." She replied, "but honey I do not have a headache!" He replied, "Thank God!"

02-01-2003, 09:18 PM	#84
Strider42 Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 174 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Ok here's a lil rhyme I made up I know this blockhead yeah you heard me, blockhead this girl has a blockhead and she gives the whole blockhead... Read this as many times as you want until you understand what I'm saying... Later

02-02-2003, 05:17 AM	#86
DA_VIPA Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ...haha u cant find me Posts: 2,364 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	lol strider :laugh: any1 here watch jackass?... A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die." As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?" "No!" she shrieked, aghast. So, he dropped her. As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked. "Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He dropped her, too. The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic. "Slut!" he said, and dropped her.

02-02-2003, 07:32 AM	#88
g_t_a_v_i_c_e Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 137 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	heres 1 i know yo mama is so fat she put burger king out of stock last night

02-02-2003, 07:03 PM	#90
Strider42 Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 174 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="Sportschick155"]Lmfao!!!!!!!! haha i think strider is rhyming about himself again:/[/quote] hmmm what if Sports is that blockhead? Does she really have a blockhead? Does she really give the whole blockead? You've got questions? I've got answers Of Course I was rhymin about Sports Who the hell you think was talkin about? :laughlong: Note: You don't see that symbol "j/k", do ya?