Who here is very funny? - I see that there aint a joke section

DA_VIPA · 01-22-2003, 01:12 PM

sup all i want u funny ppl 2 post bout funny things on tv/movies etc and jokes u heard from ur family or frineds they can be dirty if that werks for u but lets try 2 keep them as clean as possible (or has this topic already been done?)

SBYRD5 · 01-22-2003, 01:13 PM

Umm ok my banner is funny.... :lookaround:

DA_VIPA · 01-22-2003, 01:15 PM

lol yea nice1 keep em comin

SiLent_BoB · 01-22-2003, 02:35 PM

ok i got 2

#1 how does saddam pratice safe sex? answer: he marks all the camels that kick.(drum solo) :laugh:

#2 how do you piss off a female archiologist? answer: give her a tampon and ask her what period it came from. :laugh:

DA_VIPA · 01-22-2003, 04:28 PM

lmao!! gud 1 heres 1

kid:mom
mom:whats wrong hunnie
kid:i have a confession 2 make
mom:whats wrong dear?
kid:i had sex with my teacher
mom:U DID WHAT!! go 2 your room lets see what your father has 2 say about this!!
(in kids room)
dad:hi son
kid:hi dad
dad:so i heard u had sex with your teacher?
kid:yes dad
dad:was it good sex?
kid:yea dad
dad:was it a blonde?
kid:yea dad
dad:.........ATTA BOY!! im so proud of u!! im gona buy u a brand new bike!!
kid:not right now pop my ass is still hurtin

SolidSnake76 · 01-22-2003, 05:44 PM

u pple are more twisted than R. Kelly surrounded by a bunch of little girls.

G_GUNDAM · 01-22-2003, 06:42 PM

ha ha snake (-__-)

here is a little diss.

Shut up hoe. I would of been your dad but the dog beat me to your mom.

Sportschick155 · 01-22-2003, 08:50 PM

lol um...right

SBYRD5 · 01-23-2003, 06:32 AM

I know alot members of this community that would win that race.....

SUPER_STORM · 01-23-2003, 10:26 AM

YO mama iz sooo fat dat she fell in da grand canyon and got stuck :buttrock:

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01-22-2003, 05:44 PM	#6
SolidSnake76 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Brooklyn NY Posts: 3,076 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	u pple are more twisted than R. Kelly surrounded by a bunch of little girls. __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/SolidSnake76/thevet.jpg[/img:sig_uid]

01-22-2003, 06:42 PM	#7
G_GUNDAM Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 793 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	ha ha snake (-__-) here is a little diss. Shut up hoe. I would of been your dad but the dog beat me to your mom. __________________ fear is my pleasure, hatred is my nourishment........... [img:sig_uid]http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload5/TESTAMENT.jpg[/img:sig_uid] [img:sig_uid]http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload6/ggxtestament.jpg[/img:sig_uid]

01-22-2003, 08:50 PM	#8
Sportschick155 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Winnipeg Posts: 2,783 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	lol um...right __________________ whoever said the struggle would stop today, alota niggas are dead or locked away, teenage women growing up with aids, that's the life when you're living in the ghetto

01-23-2003, 10:26 AM	#10
SUPER_STORM Junior Member New Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 6 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	YO mama iz sooo fat dat she fell in da grand canyon and got stuck :buttrock: __________________ farts.......wasnt me....

01-22-2003, 01:12 PM	#1
DA_VIPA Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ...haha u cant find me Posts: 2,364 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	sup all i want u funny ppl 2 post bout funny things on tv/movies etc and jokes u heard from ur family or frineds they can be dirty if that werks for u but lets try 2 keep them as clean as possible (or has this topic already been done?)

01-22-2003, 01:13 PM	#2
SBYRD5 Banned Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: North Carolina Posts: 6,549 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Umm ok my banner is funny.... :lookaround:

01-22-2003, 01:15 PM	#3
DA_VIPA Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ...haha u cant find me Posts: 2,364 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	lol yea nice1 keep em comin

01-22-2003, 02:35 PM	#4
SiLent_BoB Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 224 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	ok i got 2 #1 how does saddam pratice safe sex? answer: he marks all the camels that kick.(drum solo) :laugh: #2 how do you piss off a female archiologist? answer: give her a tampon and ask her what period it came from. :laugh:

01-22-2003, 04:28 PM	#5
DA_VIPA Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ...haha u cant find me Posts: 2,364 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	lmao!! gud 1 heres 1 kid:mom mom:whats wrong hunnie kid:i have a confession 2 make mom:whats wrong dear? kid:i had sex with my teacher mom:U DID WHAT!! go 2 your room lets see what your father has 2 say about this!! (in kids room) dad:hi son kid:hi dad dad:so i heard u had sex with your teacher? kid:yes dad dad:was it good sex? kid:yea dad dad:was it a blonde? kid:yea dad dad:.........ATTA BOY!! im so proud of u!! im gona buy u a brand new bike!! kid:not right now pop my ass is still hurtin

01-23-2003, 06:32 AM	#9
SBYRD5 Banned Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: North Carolina Posts: 6,549 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	I know alot members of this community that would win that race.....