A true friend - :) your gonna like this :)

nosoul4evr · 09-25-2002, 05:28 AM

A TRUE FRIEND
>
>Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy "friendship" poems that always
>sound
>good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of
>promises that really speaks to true friendship!
>
>1. When you are sad, ... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
>against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
>
>2. When you are blue, ... I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
>
>3. When you smile,... I'll know you finally got laid.
>
>4. When you are scared, ... I will rag you about it every chance I get.
>
>5. When you are worried, ... I will tell you horrible stories about how
>much
>worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
>
>6. When you are confused,... I will use little words to explain.
>
>7. When you are sick,... stay away from me until you're well again. I don't
>want whatever you have.
>
>8. When you fall, ... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
>
>This is my oath, ... I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask?
>
>Because you're my friend!
>
>
>
>*Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you
>move a body. *
>
>Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

QUIET_KILLER · 09-25-2002, 11:31 AM

[quote

ost_uid4="nosoul4evr"]A TRUE FRIEND
>
>Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy "friendship" poems that always
>sound
>good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of
>promises that really speaks to true friendship!
>
>1. When you are sad, ... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
>against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
>
>2. When you are blue, ... I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
>
>3. When you smile,... I'll know you finally got laid.
>
>4. When you are scared, ... I will rag you about it every chance I get.
>
>5. When you are worried, ... I will tell you horrible stories about how
>much
>worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
>
>6. When you are confused,... I will use little words to explain.
>
>7. When you are sick,... stay away from me until you're well again. I don't
>want whatever you have.
>
>8. When you fall, ... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
>
>This is my oath, ... I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask?
>
>Because you're my friend!
>
>
>
>*Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you
>move a body. *
>
>Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.[/quote

ost_uid4]
Its a kool poem some what in my opinion it has some flaws though.I was thinking that you had the meaning kind of reversed however we do have different types of pplz out there.Cough never mind :vampv: :biggrin:

KidKrazyShit · 09-25-2002, 02:17 PM

nice one nosoul :biggrin:

SBYRD5 · 09-25-2002, 03:15 PM

I have the kind that would help me move. ???

09-25-2002, 03:58 PM

LMAO!!! Real funny nosoul... :biggrin:

09-25-2002, 05:32 PM

nice poem dude

09-25-2002, 05:50 PM

nice one eh

wrestlemania is back .LOL

ant_the_whore · 09-26-2002, 01:00 AM

thats a good one , nice and original , better than those soppy poopty fagat ones. good on ya mate

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09-25-2002, 05:28 AM	#1
nosoul4evr Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,343 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	A TRUE FRIEND > >Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy "friendship" poems that always >sound >good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of >promises that really speaks to true friendship! > >1. When you are sad, ... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge >against the sorry bastard who made you sad. > >2. When you are blue, ... I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you. > >3. When you smile,... I'll know you finally got laid. > >4. When you are scared, ... I will rag you about it every chance I get. > >5. When you are worried, ... I will tell you horrible stories about how >much >worse it could be and tell you to quit whining. > >6. When you are confused,... I will use little words to explain. > >7. When you are sick,... stay away from me until you're well again. I don't >want whatever you have. > >8. When you fall, ... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. > >This is my oath, ... I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask? > >Because you're my friend! > > > >Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you >move a body. > >Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. __________________ Helping to build a better player one beginer at a time http://nosoul4evr.cyberfuturism.com [img:sig_uid]http://nosoul4evr.cyberfuturism.com/images/xf.gif[/img:sig_uid]

09-25-2002, 11:31 AM	#2
QUIET_KILLER Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Matrix Universe Dimension F Posts: 1,370 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid4="nosoul4evr"]A TRUE FRIEND > >Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy "friendship" poems that always >sound >good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of >promises that really speaks to true friendship! > >1. When you are sad, ... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge >against the sorry bastard who made you sad. > >2. When you are blue, ... I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you. > >3. When you smile,... I'll know you finally got laid. > >4. When you are scared, ... I will rag you about it every chance I get. > >5. When you are worried, ... I will tell you horrible stories about how >much >worse it could be and tell you to quit whining. > >6. When you are confused,... I will use little words to explain. > >7. When you are sick,... stay away from me until you're well again. I don't >want whatever you have. > >8. When you fall, ... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. > >This is my oath, ... I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask? > >Because you're my friend! > > > >Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you >move a body. > >Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.[/quoteost_uid4] Its a kool poem some what in my opinion it has some flaws though.I was thinking that you had the meaning kind of reversed however we do have different types of pplz out there.Cough never mind :vampv: :biggrin: __________________ Game Name:Quiet Killer/Mission Help Every and Any one in the Community/New emoticon master and quoter! www.maximumspider.com need help?http://nosoul4evr.cyberfuturism.com

09-25-2002, 02:17 PM	#3
KidKrazyShit Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,147 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	nice one nosoul :biggrin: __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://www.boomspeed.com/kidkrazyshit/DoomyAndShizzy.gif[/img:sig_uid]

09-26-2002, 01:00 AM	#8
ant_the_whore Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: wellington new zealand Posts: 126 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	thats a good one , nice and original , better than those soppy poopty fagat ones. good on ya mate __________________ attack me if you dare ,i will crush you! http://www.boomspeed.com/akuma16/antthewhore.jpg

09-25-2002, 03:15 PM	#4
SBYRD5 Banned Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: North Carolina Posts: 6,549 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	I have the kind that would help me move. ???

09-25-2002, 03:58 PM	#5
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09-25-2002, 05:32 PM	#6
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09-25-2002, 05:50 PM	#7
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