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[Duo Maxwell]

Caller(who beeped him) : hello?
Duo:GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!(plays the loudes riff he's ever played into the phone and hears the callers ear drum explode*
caller: lies on the flood ear bleeding.
Duo: and stop collect calling us! ding* :vampv:

[Roll]

*calls Duo's phone thing* Hi, Duo?
Duo: "yeah?"
Roll: "Tell me where he is, NOW"
Duo: "Who?" :sarcasm:
Roll: "You know who, Damn it! Now TELL ME!"
Duo: "Oh you mean ZeroEna..."
Roll: "Yes, now tell me!"
Duo: "Make Me!"
*Walks Next to him and pokes his side with a needle (with venom inside)*
Roll: "Only I have the antidote, and you'll never get it out of me, unless I give it to you. Now tell me where he is, why, how, and when, or I'll hurt you worse!" *grabs Duo's Scythe and breaks it in half, then pulls out her Roll Buster*
Roll: "Don't make me use this!"
Duo: "Okay, I'll talk... he's.... (to be continued by the REAL Duo)" :yinyang:

Is this the end of Duo Maxwell? Will Roll ever find ZeroEna? Will Duo die of the poison? Will Duo get a haircut? Find out next time, on..... Random Insanity: Return of the insane! :sleeping:

[Duo Maxwell]

ARgh ok I'll talk! He's been captured by queen Relena of the faries. They captured him because he slayed some vampiers and fay's that were attacking the crowd also because he's got elfin blood like me in him they're trying to brainwash his mind. They overpowerd us the went after him me and SBYRD tryed to stop them but they force fed us some drink and we konked out the overpowerd him 30 to 1, it wasn't too long ago maybe 4 hours at the most. they could probobly be in another state by now. But seriously they didn't say where they were going. There I gave you what you want now give me the antidote!
(to be continued by Roll)

Will ZeroEna escape? Will Roll find him? Will Duo get the antidote? Will I get my cyte fixed? will the Show start on time this morning? Will I stop saying these wills? these answers and more on the next Random Insanity: Return of The Insane! (cool name huh) :hehe: :vampv:

[SBYRD5]

"The Insane"

SBYRD5=Were am I and way does the sky look so misty
(Black cellphone starts to ring)
SBYRD5=Yo
SBYRD5' MOM=Honey just called to wonder if you've been in any trouble lately :eh:
SBYRD5=Oh never mom I'd never do anything to put my self in danger :sarcasm:
(Starts climbing a cliff to to a deary looking castle)
MOM=Well thats not what I heard you've been doing Prank calls and a nice young girl named Roll told me some things....start explaining son
SBYRD5=Rooollllllllllll!!!
(SBYRD5 losses his grip from the edge of the cliff and falls...a slow dramatic fall)
MOM=honey Honnneeeyyyy!!! :exclamation:
SBYRD5=Nooooooo
(A Helicoptor sound from a distence with the word "Groupie" on it=BIG CLUE)
(SBYRD5 barely grabs the openning in the cliff)
(secound phone rings)
ZeroEna=Hey SBYRD5 I've been working a side job for fun called Matt's Pizza Place I'm going to change the name to "Zero Your Hero" or just whatever Roll would like...
(Kid comes up to ZeroEna and askes for a special order)
ZeroEna=What is it son
KID=I'd Like a pizza hold every thing extra blood
ZeroEna=
(Phone Disconnected)
SBYRD5=ZERo,ZEROooooooo
SBYRD5=This is some day what else could happen
(the rock SBYRD5 is standing on starts to give way)
SBYRD5=Oh,Man someone anyone help me! :exclamation:
(Sound gets closer)

Well SBYRD5 be saved,what of Zero,well that lame caller ever get the right number.Where is That pizza place anyway I'm hungery.Will Duo get the vaccine to his poisoning form Roll.
Hmmm maybe Roll will be the key player....

(Reminder from the "Radio Show" guest Roll)
Roll=4 more calls tell the ninth caller Grand prize....so keep calling.
:music:

[Roll]

And now, back to the show....

*flies over and grabs Sbyrd in her beat plane that has the word Groupie on it*
Roll: "What's up?"
Sbyrd: *hanging underneath the plane and holding onto Roll's hand* "You"
Roll: "Whatever... let's find Zero and Duo, before Duo dies, and Zero get's hurt..."
Sbyrd: "Sure, why not... this day couldn't get any worse"

>>Meanwhile<<

Duo: "GIVE ME A #$^&%!@ ANTIDOTE FOR THE SPIDER VENOM"
Pharmacist: "A sweet little girl with blonde hair told me to give it to no one, unless told, so no."
Duo: "RRRRROOOOOLLLLLLL!!!!"

>>Back with Roll<<

Sbyrd: "Why does your beat plane have Goupie on it?"
Roll: (Some of MY fans painted it on...)"I dunno."
Sbyrd: "and why did it look like an airplane from afar?"
Roll: "My hair..."

>>ten minutes later<<

"THERE'S DUO!"
Sbyrd: "How can you tell?"
Roll: (How couldn't you tell with that big mouth?) "Female intuition??"
Sbyrd: "ok."
*Roll, soon jumps off of her beat plane, and sbyrd does the same*
Sbyrd: "why are we just standing here for?"
Roll: "Correction, you're just standing there."
*Sbyrd is all alone, as Roll enters the pharmacy*
Roll: "You can give him the antidote."
Pharmacist: "Sure thing kiddo..."
Duo: "Finally. Roll, after I get the poison out of me, I'm going to hurt you... :vampv: "
Roll: "........Give him the 'S', Jim"
Jim the Pharmacist: " :sneaky: My pleasure..."
*Jim puts Duo in a chair and straps him in so he can't be free'd*
Duo: "Is this some kind of procedure?"
Roll: (You have no idea..) "No."
Duo: "Ok."
*Jim takes out a needle longer and wider than duo's braid*
Jim: "Is this the right size, Roll?"
A bubble of hope blew up inside Duo. Maybe Roll would save him?
Roll: "Nope..."
the bubble blew bigger...
Roll: "bigger!"
the bubble burst.
*Jim soon came back with a needle twice as long as duo's braid, but very thin*
Roll: *giggle* "perfect."
*While Duo was whimpering with fear, Roll walked out, placing $2,000 on the table to pay for the bill*
Roll: "Come on Let's get Zero!"
Sbyrd: "Ok, but I'll drive..."
*Sbyrd called a taxi, then punched him out, threw him into the pharmacy, I entered into the back, and then we drove off*
Roll: (I hope Zero's ok) "I hope Duo's having fun! .....hey did you call your mom yet?"

>>Back at the Pharmacy<<
Duo: "NO! NOT THERE! ANYWHERE BUT THERE! I NEEEED THAT!"
Jim: "Shutup and take it like a man."
Duo: "NO!AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
*Duo's injection took place on his middle finger*

Will Roll ever find Zero? Will Duo survive that merciless assault?
Will Sbyrd ever call his mom? Will Roll become a superstar? Will I stop asking pointless questions? Join us Next time on Random Insanity: Return of the Insane (I made the name so BACK OFF, Duo.)

[SBYRD5]

Last time on "Return Of The Insane" ZeroEna was attacked by a vampire Kid bent on pizza "Hold everything and extra blood for my three toppings" :vampv: said the kid from what I last heard on my phone..... was saved bythe heroics of the heroine Roll.....I guess Duo's out of comission thanks to Roll.... ??? So now it's down to SBYRD5 and Roll to save the Day or maybe Duo can get over the pain in his little figure and lend a hand. :lol:
(SBYRD5 is driving to Matt's pizza not knowing that the dangered ZeroEna is there)
SBYRD5=You know I've been hunger for some time now...
Roll=Yeah, stress does that to you
SBYRD5= Guess so let's go to Matt's Pizza..
Roll=O.K. I pick the topping ..ok because you'll pick something lame :sarcasm:
SBYRD5= :sneaky2: ( Thinking:does everyone have to hate my taste in food)
Roll=Yes!! :lol: I can't read minds but I can read faces
SBYRD5= (Thinking= Wasn't Zero at some pizza place called..oh nevermine I'll worry about him later)
Roll=No your going to talk now :angryfire: !!!!
SBYRD5= :uhoh: Roll stop reading my mind...and it's a longstory to tell..so I'l pass.. :eh:
(Roll gets SBYRD5 in a sleeper hold and tightens it every secound)
SBYRD5= :cry: O.K. I have to live to tell the story.... :music: It all started when I was playing my drums when........(long talk let's check on Duo)
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Duo=Doctor did it have to be so big :cry:
Phamacist=I'm not a doctor legally
Duo= wait a minute your a fake then was that a fake antidote?
Phamacist=No it was the real deal but what I meant is you don't get a lollie pop :notify:
(Phamacist eats the last one)
Duo=Who cares I'm al of a sudden hungery for a pizza :notify:
Actually a doctor that just don't give out lollie pops=The closes place is Matt's pizza(hint :about the doctor)
Duo=No it's not Chucky Cheese is closer
Really a vampire doctor= Your to old forthat place go to Matt's Pizza instead....
(Duo turns around to call for "Death Sycth"( a mobile suite the year 2000 something get up dated ppl :hehe: )
(Tries to bit Duo but the the doctor is knocked out by one of his breads when Duo turns around)
Duo= Let's go "Death Sycth"
(Leaving the clinic Duo spots a merchant taxi driver thumbing at the road)
Duo=I guess he'll need a ride then... :uhoh: these detours keep me from being the best. :sadlike:
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(SBYRD5 finishes up)
SBYRD5= then you saved me and here we are.
Roll=Thats was some story(Note:to get the full scoop on this thread start at page one ok)
SBYRD5= :dozingoff: You drive Im tired from teling that stroy.
Roll=Um...ok :exclamation:
(The two switch spots..SBYRD5 falls a sleep in the passenger's
side nd Roll sits in the Drivers sit.)(Note:He's no Scrub :lol: )
(For th Record=Roll dries like a crazy person :lol
Roll=He looks so peaceful now....
SBYRD5= :sleeping:

Thats the end of this saga called "Search for Zero"
The next saga is called "The Rescued Are Traitors"
A saga of the "Return Of The Insane"

(Recoding at Radio Show station)
Recording=4 more calls tell the grand prize give away of a free chance to talk to use live and get our new CD audio cassette,and maybe I'll mail you some cookies with you prize.... After te BEEP leave a message.......
(Recording BEEPS)
AXE and Akuma Forever=We were wondering if you guys wanted to go to the Fair this year.Call us or we'll call you...later

[SBYRD5]

Lames ass ppl won't even read this thead of crazy calls from ZeroEna,AXE,Roll,Duo Maxwell,and myself you won't even read it will you snoobs not noobs SNOOBS I wasted my tim to mke you laugh ad almost none even read this hread #### EVERYONE HO IGNORED tisthrad about Radio Show Bastards :angryfire: :angryfire: :angryfire:

[SiLent_BoB]

BoB:hello? is this Joe's free britney spears porno video store?

radio show guy:no this Radio Show... you do know that millions of people heard that on air and we have caller ID.....and you live in MY CLOSET!!!!(read my profile)

BobOH!!...click... click.. are you sure?

radio show guy: yes

this is probably what you are doing right now ---->

this just came off the top of my head.. I WAS BORED! DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!! OH LIKE YOU NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT!!!

[ZeroEna]

Ok I'm temprarily back for about half an hour so heres' what I was trying to poast before but my comp crashed because Duo Planted a virus and it's a big mess Lord knows how it's working now but it probobly won't last long the half hoour at the most. So here it goes...

Argh....My head.....ZeroEna awakens in a damp cell in a Dark Castle..... Where am I? The last thing I remember is being knoked in the back of the head by that fay with a Deku stick....Just then the door to his cell creaks open and a young elfin boy about his age with green hair. "Ah so you've awakend....good the Queen will see you now...." "What!? who's this Queen?" ZeroEna asked shocked. But the young elf ignores him only saying "come now we musnt keep the Queen waiting... and don't bother trying to draw your sword or anything we've confiscated them.."

>>Back With Roll<<

SBYRD5: ARE WE THERE YET? :lol:
Roll: No we're not there yet for the eleventh time.
SBYRD: Why not?
Roll: Because you had to stop and get Pizza and then we had to stop for you to use the restroom! :angryfire: I told you not to eat the whole big beef bureto. But nooooo.
SBYRD5: groan* don't remind me my stomach still hurts.
Roll: Oh brother... :sarcasm:
SBYRD5: Well from what this demon locater says we should get there in three hours...
Roll: darn hold on Ena......

>>Back with Duo<<
Duo: looks around to see that nobody sees him and transforms into his true Dark elf form* Hahaha Those fools.....No I can go kill them and turn ZeroEna to the light or wouldn't it be the Darkness for them? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! laughs wickidly*
Jim: Ah I though so!
Duo: uh oh found out*
Jim: and now I'm gona stop you!
Duo: please don't make me laught.
Jim: take this! Lounges at him with five long needles tossing them and only one hits barely*
Duo: argh!! take this you stupid pharmasist! lounges back at him with a deku stick and breaks it over his head knocking him out sensless*
Duo: and now to take care of those Fools and ZeroEna HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! takes flight with his leathery crows wings spread from his back*

>>Back with Me<<
ZeroEna lokks around as he passes multiple guards and threw many doors qith different guards at every door and passeage some fay, elfin, Vampire, Warewolves, and various other creatures of Darkness.... ZeroEna finnaly breaks the eieery silence with a question "well who is this Queen who wishes to see me?" he askes once more. "Well technicly she is not quite a queen yet still but a princess....the Fair princess but all that may change soon given the recent events" (a short conversation shall now encue)
ZeroEna: I'm afraid I do not follow what you say...
Elf Boy: Things may change soon with the arrival of a certain person.
ZeroEna: I'm afraid I still don't understand....
Elf Boy: heh let me give you a hint it envolves a cetain Lunarian.... and by the way my name is Dameion.
ZeroEna: Well Dameion I still don't quite understand what this has to do with me. he replys still not quite understanding*
Dameion: another hint perhaps? he smiles evily. It has somethin to do with a very special Lunarian..
ZeroEna: I don't understand what you mean.. What does this have to do.... he is cut off by Dameion*
Dameion: Well hear it is the Princesses er.. Queens quarters. She will be joining you shortly fairwell he says with a bit of slyness in his voice.

>>Back with Roll<<
SBYRD5: are we there yet?
Roll: takes out the Roll buster andpoints it at SBYRD5's head* hey you wana drive? be my guest she replys with annoyence.
SBYRD5: hey if nature calls nature calls!
Roll: we stoped every 15 minutes in the last hour so you could go to the rest room!!!! :angryfire: Now you'll just have to hold it! we already lost an hour on acount of you and your stupid need to eat that Burreto!
SBYRD5: sorry....
Roll: sighs* it's alright I'm just realy worried about ZeroEna..... sighs* ...........Ena...... just hold on a little longer...

>>Back with Me<<
tick tock tick tock tick tock* ZeroEna just lstend to the clock in the corner of the room as he sat on a couch waiting for this elusive Queen/Princess whatever... then he desided to check if the'd found it it was his most treasured postetion it was the Dragon Dagger the only thing his father had left to him of his legacy It was is a fine crafted blade with a the hilt made of the pures of metals the blue of the base of the hilt shaped in the inage of a gragon breathing fire the fire opening up into the blade of pure silver and it's eyes of jade rubys it was certainly a site to behold he was thanful they hadn't found it. Just then he heard footsteps and quickly slid it back into the lineing of his turnic as a elfin girl enterd in through the opposite doors to the ones he enterd from. She was a little bit shorter than him dressed in the typical clothes of an elfin princess jeaulry and everything along with her honney blond hair and crystal blue eyes she seemed to iluminate the room yet he senced something uneasing about her presence.
ZeroEna: Let me guess you are the all mighty princess who has brought me here?
Elf Princess: My you are a smart one yes I am you may call me Relena.
ZeroEna: Ok then Relena why have you brought me here?
Relena: Isn't it obvious? she replyed casualy.
ZeroEna: I'm afraid not so very obvious care to explain?
Relena: Well let me put it simply. I'm a princess if it weren't obvious enough. she relplyed winking at him mischivously. causeing him to start to sweat before she continued. I want to become a queen so that I can have control of the lands of my kngdom but in orfer to become a Queen I need a King and for a King I need a Prince to be King along with Me as the princess Makeing me Queen but I am still in need of that Prince to become a King. Plus your'e Elfin like me well part elfin but is that realy important? She replyed takeing a step closer twards him with every word till she was right in front of him stareing into his Persean Blue eyes with her Crystal with a bit of mysteriousness in her eyes.
ZeroEna: wait you don't mean..... He was cut off by her leaning foward at him out on her tiptoes stareing him right in his face seductively like a cat stareing down a mouse causeing him to shudder back a few steps.
Relena: I do. she answerd begining to advance on him again.
ZeroEna: I don't think you know the full story I can't I have friends, people I care about I even hace a girl her name is....
again he was cut off by her*
Relena: Roll?
ZeroEna: why yes thats her name how did you know?
Relena: and you friends are SBYRD5 and Duo Maxwell correct?
ZeroEna: yes you're right again how do you know? :eh:
Relena: they're all dead except for Duo casualties in your kidnapping Duo was the only one that saw the light and under stood so they let him live too bad I can't say the same for the other two. You should at least be happy that at least one of your friends is still with the liveing.....
ZeroEna: :cry: no....it's.....it can't.... it's not true you're lieing....
Relena: saddly I'm not now me and Duo are all you have left... She relpyed attemting to put her hands arround his neck* like a spider Wraping it's pray in it's sticky web.
ZeroEna: NO IT'S NOT TRUE!!! YOU'RE LIEING!!!! He shouted knocking her hands away. I can still sence they're alive...
Relena: Not for long they won't Duo id going after them to finish the job my solidgers started! She cackled wickidly.
ZeroEna: I'll kill him before he can do that!
Relena: Coem on now Zero be reasonable... she said in a sad voice sporting false pouty lips. Tell you waht if you be my prince I'll let them live how does that sound?
ZeroEna: all he did was give her a Death Glare turn around and reply I'll be with who I want to be with and nothing you can say or do will stop me.
Relena: sniff* sniff* why do you Lunarians have to be so stubborn! sniff* she sat down on the couch Fighting tears and sobbing sniff* why?....sniff* All I wanted to do was be a great ruleer of my kngdom like my mother and have a great husband like my father ...sobb* well maybe not exactly liek father.... sniff haha....sobb*
ZeroEna: (DAMN! why can't I stand to see a woman crying!? sighs*) he walked over to her and sat down next to her lowed her hands and wiped a tear from her eyes* come on now there's gota be someone else why not go with Duo?
Relena: sobb* I can't marry Duo even If I wanted to not that I want to, sniff* he;s not a prince.
ZeroEna: Ah that's where you're wrong he's a prince what was it again...prince of idiots, prince of jerks, prince of fools, prince of over eaters, prince of people with six foot long hair...
Relena: HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! stop it!! haha stop it Zero!!! I.. HAHA can't stop!!..HAHA!! laughing!! HAHA!! giggle* giggle* ROTFG*
ZeroEna: there see there's pleanty of other people now will you let me go with my friends?
Relena: hmmmm.............. Let me think....hmmm.... maybe I might... if you do something.... she answerd with a mischievous look in her eyes.

What does Relena want ZeroEna to do? Will she go with duo instead? Will Roll and SBYRD5 ever get there? Will SBYRD5 get over his dierea? Will Duo kill them before ZeroEna can stop him?? Will Roll and ZeroEna ever see eachother again?? Will I stop asking pointless questions?
Joim us on the next Random Insanity: Return of the Insane! (Note: Name and all subtitles created by Roll) :yinyang: :xmas:

[akuma_forever]

*caller*hellu???
duo-hello!!!you are on the totaly unnofiicial radio of xmvs.sf!!!
om,i wud like poke fied rice.2 eggoles und hunan beef.
duo-ok this is radio ur on the air wich song do you wanna here???
om talliban can by MADBLAST.COM *hint*
ok...

*caller*like am i the winner of like the million dollars???
duo-yes you are
-YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMGGGGG FFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCC*********

*caller*im gonna have to close this radio down.
duo-for???...
giving away 1000000 dollars of the bank of america's money!!!
(i wish i was a mod) :biggrin: