Machine's do's and don'ts - The do's and don'ts in a relationship

[Elena]

[quoteost_uid0="asshole"]Warmor, man i'm starting to not like tha way you think you're a true chamP at this game, just because you almost married someone, but didn't. Give me one good reason why some or all of this won't work? Did you ever think to realise that ALL WOMEN AREN'T THA SAME!?

Anyway, I found this list a while back(on mysPace, haha), only read about half, but I found some Interesting stuff in it. ;]

-Tell her you think shes cool.
-Tell her why you think shes so cool.
-Smell her hair.
-Talk to her in movie theatres.
-Pick her up and pretend youre going to throw her in the river;
shell scream and fight you but secretly, she`ll love it.
-Hold her hand and skip.
-Hold her hand and run.
-Just hold her hand.
-Pick flowers from other peoples gardens and give them to her.
-Tell her she's pretty.
-Let her pay if she wants to.
-Introduce her to your friends as The coolest girl you know.
-Sit in the park and talk to her.
-JUST TALK TO HER.
-Take her to the library
-TAKE HER ANYWHERE.
-Tell her dirty jokes.
-TELL HER HAPPY STORIES.
-TELL HER SAD STORIES.
-TELL HER YOUR STORIES.
-TELL HER ANYTHING
-Tell her stupid jokes.
-Write poems about her.
-Just walk with her.
-Throw pebbles at her window When she starts swearing at you,... tell her you love her.
-Take her to shows of bands shes never heard of.
-Hold her hand in the mosh pit.
-Let her fall asleep in your arms.
-Call her.
-Call her back if she calls you.
-Sing to her, no matter howbad you are.
-Carve your names into a tree.
-Get her mad, then kiss her.
-Give her piggy-back rides.
-Go see her band play even if they really suck,
and tell her they were great.
-Give her space if she needs it.
-Push her on swings.
-Stay up with her all night when shes sick.
-Make up pet names for her, but cool ones, not sappy ones.
-Teach her guitar.
-Lend her your cds.
-Write on her.
-WRITE ABOUT HER.
-Make her mixtapes.
-Write her letters.
-Take her to cool shops, and let her take you to even cooler ones.
-Just hang out with her.
-Listen to all the bands she mentions.
-Dont tell her that her favorite bands suck.
-When shes sad, hang out with her
or stay on the phone with her,
even if shes not saying anything.
-Buy her ice cream.
-Let her take all the photos of you she wants.
-Look into her eyes.
-Slow dance with her, even if the music is fast.
-TELL HER A SECRET.
-Kiss her in the rain...
-JUST KISS HER.
-TRUST HER.
-LOVE HER.
-BE YOURSELF AROUND HER.
-CHERISH HER
. . . and
when
you
fall
in
love
with
her
tell
her.


( I don't agree with half of that ish, now that I read it, but oh well.. ;] )[/quote]
I like this list for the most part....some of it is cheesy...but I guess it could be chessy-cute.

And I don't like the thing that says TELL HER ANYTHING. Shoot don't tell me anything....you might scare me and don't ramble on about yourself. And this skip thing...will probably make me wonder...hmm....or if your a joker then maybe make me laugh....

Machine your list is ok...but of course it's not for every girl. There is no list for EVERY girl. Each girl is different and it's up to you guys to find out what she likes and then maybe we'll fall for you. :love:

[Venomous-Ninja]

[quoteost_uid0="Master_Jay"]I understand what your doing, and this can be quite some useful information, but you have to remember that atleast 80% of the XvsSF/SFO community population are atleast "kids" in my terms; or young/soon to become teenagers.[/quote]
Ahem, if there anything like me, they'll understand most of it. Oh and note my age.

[asshole]

Be yourself. ;]

I think that's tha best advice I can give ANYONE!

[mastergrim8]

no no no no you need to be atleast experience and you need the certain chemistry or that feeling between a women if you can't have that not even money can buy that and if dont got that chemistry there's no point of that relationship

[Vash]

That's real tight I like your style

[Warmor]

Men make the chemistry. They choose. That's why some guy's get all the girls, and others don't. There is no such thing as "soul mates", unless your watching a movie or reading a poem.

[Elena]

[quoteost_uid0="Warmor"]Men make the chemistry. They choose. That's why some guy's get all the girls, and others don't. There is no such thing as "soul mates", unless your watching a movie or reading a poem.[/quote]
Hush, there are woman playas...who take you...use you...then drop you. It can really go either way...either the girl could have you wrapped around her little finger or the the other way around...but i don't like relationships like that. Rather have mutual relationship. And according to YOU there are no soul mates....

Asshole advice is also very good. If she doesn't like you for you then maybe she's not for you.



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[Angel-Eyes]

[quoteost_uid0="Warmor"]Asshole, there is much more to it then just that. Much more. I'm not "the champ" the person who I'm learning from is. Man I finally found what works, and I'm just trying to help. People do the same things and don't have an open mind. I didn't believe it myself. Until I tried it. Now the game is a peice of cake. No, all woman arne't the same, they have different personality traits sure. But when it comes to PRIMAL INSTINCT, they all react the same. Just believe man. [/quote]
so whats this ultimate mysterious tactic?

[Vash]

I got some do's and don'ts and trust me I have experience


Do's

1.Do not tell girl's your a player because trust me the good type that's pretty and smart will not like that but some do.

2.call her every other day to make here feel specail

3. compliment girl's on there look

4. Brush your teeth atleast 3 TIME'S a day because girls don't like guy's who have yella teeth :xmas:

5. When they are by there self ask them if there single than start talking to them and get to know them.

Dont's

1.Never tell them that you masterbate or any sick thing like that

2. Don't tell them howbig your piece is if you know what I mean.

3.Don't lie.

4.If you know how to sing or rap make up a good song about her and how you feel about her.

5.Alway's express your feeling's about them.

6.Be sinsitive and hard at the same time when it come's to someone messing with you or them.

[coolkilla]

[quoteost_uid0="Master_Jay"]Welcome back machine, I noticed your long absense. Its good having another veteran back into the community. Once again, I welcome you.

Now gettting back to this topic.

I understand what your doing, and this can be quite some useful information, but you have to remember that atleast 80% of the XvsSF/SFO community population are atleast "kids" in my terms; or young/soon to become teenagers.
So what are the age requirements you think this thread would be useful to?

I agree with all your guildlines except 1 of them, which is:

Call Her On First Day It's ok to ask a girl for their phone number. But never call her on the first day you get it. It makes you look extremely desperate and weak. I recommend you wait at least 3 days before calling. and don't call her all the time....call every once in a while.

The reason I don't agree with this guidline is because this one has sort of "back-fired" on me in the past, and even with my girlfriend today.

Yeah, why should we call them on the first day? I agree 100% that it makes me seem desperate and weak, even in my point of view. Although I recall about 4 years ago, there was a girl I went out with. The same day she gave me her phone number, and I didn't call her the same day. She complained so much everytime I didn't call her, that she started calling me everytime she felt I wasn't going to call.
We were only about 13 at the time, and she acted like this. Now I'm 17 and my girlfriend today is sometimes like that. Sometimes we feel that we need a little time apart from each other due to the fact that we are together for hours everyday.

So getting to my point, as good as it sounds, I don't think this guideline can work on all females. Heh, I wonder what the females in the SFO communtiy today opinions would be on this.[/quote]
I agree with what you said about the calling..I remember like 2-3 years whenever I started going with my gf(I forgot when) BTW never forget when because they might ask you one day you never know..Anyways as I was saying I didnt call her on the first day because I could see her in person everyday cause she lived across the street with my best friend (her brother) So bottomline date a girl that you can be around but dont try to be near her everyday cause she might think you smuthering her or some bull like that...(never actually happend to me but I seen/heard of it happening) Actually Vash some girls like to talk about ur erhmm "Piece" But only if they ask about it :stupid:



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