Machine's do's and don'ts - The do's and don'ts in a relationship

[Angel-Eyes]

yeah thats good advice for when you've already hooked up with her

but hooking up in the first place is a whole other game.....a game which I am a wizard at.

[Master_Jay]

Meh, I buy 3 packs of Winterfresh everyday, not for myself, but to share out. Even when my homies ask for gum, I'm to generous to say "No".

[machine1]

most of the time im mean and say no to guys that ask me for gum.... that way i have some for the girls....

[Angel-Eyes]

frank sinatra......his music will usually work

im gonna come up with a list of songs soon:

[SBYRD5]

[quoteost_uid0="machine1"]i really really really don't think anyone should call a girl on the first day..... but hey sometimes u gotta go with your instincts...anyway i thought of another "DO"

keep a pack of gum on you.......... i'll edit my original post and state why.[/quote]
liquid ice...

tic tacs...

:cheesy:

[Warmor]

Haha this is GREAT! This will work if you want to get girls in 7th grade and maybe High School. Let me know when you REALLY want to meet and get woman. Almost none of this will work in the real world. If you want a woman to have a GUT ATTRACTION for you, talk to me. If you want them to date you out of pity, don't do anything different.

[asshole]

Warmor, man i'm starting to not like tha way you think you're a true chamP at this game, just because you almost married someone, but didn't. Give me one good reason why some or all of this won't work? Did you ever think to realise that ALL WOMEN AREN'T THA SAME!?

Anyway, I found this list a while back(on mysPace, haha), only read about half, but I found some Interesting stuff in it. ;]

-Tell her you think shes cool.
-Tell her why you think shes so cool.
-Smell her hair.
-Talk to her in movie theatres.
-Pick her up and pretend youre going to throw her in the river;
shell scream and fight you but secretly, she`ll love it.
-Hold her hand and skip.
-Hold her hand and run.
-Just hold her hand.
-Pick flowers from other peoples gardens and give them to her.
-Tell her she's pretty.
-Let her pay if she wants to.
-Introduce her to your friends as The coolest girl you know.
-Sit in the park and talk to her.
-JUST TALK TO HER.
-Take her to the library
-TAKE HER ANYWHERE.
-Tell her dirty jokes.
-TELL HER HAPPY STORIES.
-TELL HER SAD STORIES.
-TELL HER YOUR STORIES.
-TELL HER ANYTHING
-Tell her stupid jokes.
-Write poems about her.
-Just walk with her.
-Throw pebbles at her window When she starts swearing at you,... tell her you love her.
-Take her to shows of bands shes never heard of.
-Hold her hand in the mosh pit.
-Let her fall asleep in your arms.
-Call her.
-Call her back if she calls you.
-Sing to her, no matter howbad you are.
-Carve your names into a tree.
-Get her mad, then kiss her.
-Give her piggy-back rides.
-Go see her band play even if they really suck,
and tell her they were great.
-Give her space if she needs it.
-Push her on swings.
-Stay up with her all night when shes sick.
-Make up pet names for her, but cool ones, not sappy ones.
-Teach her guitar.
-Lend her your cds.
-Write on her.
-WRITE ABOUT HER.
-Make her mixtapes.
-Write her letters.
-Take her to cool shops, and let her take you to even cooler ones.
-Just hang out with her.
-Listen to all the bands she mentions.
-Dont tell her that her favorite bands suck.
-When shes sad, hang out with her
or stay on the phone with her,
even if shes not saying anything.
-Buy her ice cream.
-Let her take all the photos of you she wants.
-Look into her eyes.
-Slow dance with her, even if the music is fast.
-TELL HER A SECRET.
-Kiss her in the rain...
-JUST KISS HER.
-TRUST HER.
-LOVE HER.
-BE YOURSELF AROUND HER.
-CHERISH HER
. . . and
when
you
fall
in
love
with
her
tell
her.


( I don't agree with half of that ish, now that I read it, but oh well.. ;] )

[MEGA_DRACOS_XRL]

[quoteost_uid0="machine1"]3. Pay For Her If you're takin her out to eat or going to the movies or somethin, pay for her. Most girls always feel that the guy should pay. But careful, don't spend big bucks on her now. If ya spend some big bucks, they will use you everytime to get what they want. Spending too much money is another sign of weakness. I know that if i'm gonna spend big bucks, i better be gettin some action afterwards.....*if ya know what i mean *[/quote]
favorite 1. also what do u mean by she's going to have ta give yah some?

Is that in Goodies or some Cool Points

[Warmor]

Asshole, there is much more to it then just that. Much more. I'm not "the champ" the person who I'm learning from is. Man I finally found what works, and I'm just trying to help. People do the same things and don't have an open mind. I didn't believe it myself. Until I tried it. Now the game is a peice of cake. No, all woman arne't the same, they have different personality traits sure. But when it comes to PRIMAL INSTINCT, they all react the same. Just believe man.

[MEGA_DRACOS_XRL]

[quoteost_uid0="Warmor"]Asshole, there is much more to it then just that. Much more. I'm not "the champ" the person who I'm learning from is. Man I finally found what works, and I'm just trying to help. People do the same things and don't have an open mind. I didn't believe it myself. Until I tried it. Now the game is a peice of cake. No, all woman arne't the same, they have different personality traits sure. But when it comes to PRIMAL INSTINCT, they all react the same. Just believe man. [/quote]
warmor, G irls have cuddies, lol
but 4 real, evryone on earth has an different personality/ trait sum bitchy sum not that's just life


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