What you wish you'd known sooner... - So important it's not even funny...come

[DarkKidbuu]

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Ok.. this is going to help some of you people's life's out so much, it's not even funny...

It seems like i haven't made a god topic in a while so here goes...

Well it all started last night after that chick left my house .... ....anyway... I was going to go to sleep after she left but for some unexplained mysteries reason... I wanted to read something before I went to bed! Well I somehow found my long lost book of which some of you might know of... entitled Chicken Soup for the Soul 2.. heh, yeah apparently yours truly DOES read that book too...(no wonder I'm so good with girls..lol I'm so full of it.) anyway I was looking in the section of "Learning Lessons" and I came across a story entitled "What I Wish I'd Known Sooner"

..I'm telling you. This story...saved me from so many embarrassments that it's not even funny... it features a list of... well.... ahh...I'll just type the whole story... *sigh* here we go...

Key:

****** = Means that this is EXTREEMLY IMPORTANT!! AND YOU SHOULD REALLY LISTEN!!! SERIOUSLY!!!


"For the past year or two, I have devoted a section of my home page on the Internet to a list entitled "What I Whish I'd Known Sooner". Since I am seventeen, there are a lot of stupid things I do that make me wish I had already known not to do them! Anyone can add to this list.. I have received additions from all over the world, by people of all ages. I often add to it myself! (after the fact of course!..)"

Some are lighthearted, some are serious, all are VERY true.
Here are a FEW of the Gems:

1) Don't Drink grape juice while wearing a white shirt and driving to school.

2) Don't let your life wait for other people.

3) Dropping your cell phone into a bath tub full of water kinduh kills the phone.

4) Your mother will defiantly find out if you dye your hair purple.

5) You haven't really lived until you've gotten an 48 on an Advanced Placement U.S. History Test.

6) Don't ever fall in love with someone who is more than one thousand miles away from you. It usually doesn't work.

7) (you know.. I still don't get this one) Milk crates make boring pets

8) ***** If it hurts, DO NOT DO IT AGAIN!!!*****

9) That which does not kill you will ultimately make you stronger!

10) Speaking in public gets easier with practice.

11)(personal fact :biggrin: ) ******DO NOT SPRINT AROUND A POOL IF YOU ARE TRYING TO IMPERSONATE JIM FROM HUCK FINN!!!*****

12) Ten years from now most of what we freak out about won't make a difference.

13) All that is gold..does not glisten..

14) Zits ALWAYS pop up when you really can't afford for them to pop up.

15) Always stay after class because that is where connections are made.

16) When in doubt, duck. When certain, don't bother, cause your already screwed.

17) *****While Driving a car through a gate, ALWAYS, ALWAYS make sure the gate is open! The consequences can be FATAL TO YOUR CAR!!!****

18) If you are not living (I mean really living) you're already dead.

19) **** Never, NEVER! pierce your belly button in the DARK!!****

20) Just because someone flirts with you incessantly doesn't nessicearily mean he or she likes you.

21) If your calculus teacher tells you to quit talking after a test or he'll give you a zero for your test grade...he means it! REALLY!

22) sometimes smart people can do very, VERY stupid things!

23) Being nice to people will get you VERY far.

24) The one person you can truly love is often right in front you.

25) *****Never, ever, EVER let a member of the opposite sex make you compromise your standards. NEVER!*****

26) Nothing is ever too good to be true (said by Michael Faraday).

27) **** if you start to like a girl, her roommate will immediately start liking you.****

28)**** parents aren't around forever, and you need to treasure them while they are.***

29) *****Don't, DO NOT!! take the SAT twice if you already have a good score in the first place!!!*****

30) Never do something if the risk is greater than the reward.

31)Think carefully before you act.

32) Dreaming and doing go hand in hand

33) life moves fast but not so fast that you can't slow down just to enjoy it!

34)Instead of waiting for life to get better..try doing something about it!

35) ******You really, REALLY need to do what needs to be done right NOW, and not
later. Procrastination is the easiest way, but not the most profitable.*****

36) ******(this is so useful it's not even funny) if your intuition is telling you not to do something, then DON"T!!! your intuition is NOT STUPID!!!*****

37) (lol)*****Cereal is a vital staple food for all college students. Who cares how ridiculous you look eating it at 7:30 p.m.?*****

38) If he or she doesn't;'t respect you, then he's not worth any of your time.

39) (heh, hey S-Byrd...check this one out.) Learn to play the guitar: young women really dig it. (lol)

40) *****Don't juggle knives unless you are really really REALLY good at it!*****

41) ****if at first you don't succeed, try again. Then give up. No sense being ridiculous about it.****

42) (lol) *****Sticking things up your nose isn't the smartest idea in the world.*****

43)***** You can't light fire works in the basement and NOT get caught.*****

44) (...lol) Hair is very Flammable. [iost_uid10]Very[/iost_uid10] Flammable.

45) Never ever trust your friend with a pair of scissors against your hair..

46) Dyeing hair strawberry blond that is already strawberry blond makes it turn strawberry pink! (I was curious OK! :biggrin: )

47) White dogs and black pants don't mix.

48) God doesn't make JUNK!

49) Someday you will look back on this and it will all seem very funny.

50)you never know when you are making a memory.

51)**** The Heart does heal and you will love like this again..except that when you do, you'll deny that you ever loved like this before.*****

52) Nothing matters if you don't have any loved ones to share it with. your siblings are incredibly precious. If you don't know this now, you will...TRUST ME!

53) if you can laugh at your self, you are going to be fine.

54) If you allow others to laugh with you you'll be great!

55) (personal experience) Kissing is the Most fun thing...Dancing is almost as fun.

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Well there you have it....*sigh* whoa that was a lot of typing....lol but I did it to inform my fellow SFO Community anywhoo...hmm and it took like a fresh minute...hmm I must love SFO or something O_o ....let me just point out that..what I put in parentheses before and after the sentence are from me.... but anywhoo I hope this can help you all (it BETTER!! :angry: ) I know it helped me.... well be sure to post ur Criticism and comments and also if you think you are up to it, try and post some of your lessons from life too..(here) I already sent mine in...

[NOTE: if you would like to contribute to this list for chicken soup for the Teenage Soup 3 you can send an e-mail to: stories@teenagechickensoup.com.]

lol.... ahh what the heck I'll post a little bit of the what I also sent in....


*Do not ever EVER strum a guitar the hardest you can when you are standing in front of about 5 huge amplifiers wired to the guitar....(man I ain't been right since!)

*Do not ever ask for extra credit work from a teacher who you might think is at that time special time of month.... TRUST ME! (kicked out, yelled at, zero on current assignment, call home, and a SERIOUS blister(don't ask) O_o)

*do not ever bite your teeth the hardest you can...not the best idea in the world..

*if you are on a date... never try the double straw in one cup of soda bit (Played out and a symbol of cheapness)

* *sigh* don't laugh....if you are riding the school bus home on Halloween and college kids start to egg the bus and you are sitting at the window seat... *sigh* (I said not to LAUGH!!)




I am DarkKidbuu and I approve this message :biggrin:[/colorost_uid10]

[~Mastermax~]

i got one for the list
don't be sober when you hit a priest because you were imitating what happened when you were on a gazzelle to a friend who was driving rock hard stoned....

[marvel911]

[quoteost_uid0="~Mastermax~"]i got one for the list
don't be sober when you hit a priest because you were imitating what happened when you were on a gazzelle to a friend who was driving rock hard stoned....[/quote]
Did you come up with that one on your own? ???

[~Mastermax~]

[quoteost_uid0="marve|911"][quoteost_uid0="~Mastermax~"]i got one for the list
don't be sober when you hit a priest because you were imitating what happened when you were on a gazzelle to a friend who was driving rock hard stoned....[/quote]
Did you come up with that one on your own? ???[/quote]
possibly

i guess another one i could throw out that i realized on the exact same day is, when you stop at a gas station and your friends cousin is ironically there and says don't ride with him stoned, you might end that ride hitting a priest...



Edited By ~Mastermax~ on 1109976892

[marvel911]

dubya tee eff? How old are you?

[Warmor]

-When your at a bar and your girl keeps saying "just one more and we will have wild sex", don't do it, she will end up passing out and throwing up and you will get NOTHING!

-Don't screw the first girl that will let you, be carful, you never know what she might have....

[Green Viper]

warmor u sound like uve had experience with that b4 lol

[marvel911]

[quoteost_uid0="DarkKidbuu"]48) God doesn't make JUNK![/quote]
For some reason, that one seems faulty..

[Elena]

[quoteost_uid0="marvel911"][quoteost_uid0="DarkKidbuu"]48) God doesn't make JUNK![/quote]
For some reason, that one seems faulty..[/quote]
Yeah, he made you didn't he.... :P

[~Mastermax~]

[quoteost_uid0="marvel911"]dubya tee eff? How old are you?[/quote]
ummm 16...