Jokez - Funny

hellboy666 · 12-22-2004, 07:31 PM

[color=#0000FF]Warning some these jokes are racial jokes just some so if youfeel uncomfterable about some Then u can leave this topic:

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's the difference between a Black and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
Niggers.

Why don't sharks eat blacks?
They think it's whale poop.

What do you call a black in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
They don't work in the future, either.

Why do Black cry during sex?
The Mace.

How do you stop a black from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

How do you get a black out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

What did the Alabama sherriff call the black who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Why do blacks stink?
So blind people can hate them too.

What do you get when you cross a nigger and a spic?
Someone too lazy to steal.

Why don't blacks take aspirin?
They refuse to pick the cotton out.

What do black kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.

What's a blacks idea of foreplay?
"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."

Why do spics drive low-riders?
So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.

What do you get when you cross a jew and a gypsy?
A chain of empty retail stores.

Why don't nigger kids play in the sandbox?
Cats keep covering them up.

What do you call an apartment full of niggers?
A COON-dominium.

Why are there no nigger astronauts?
Their lips explode at 50,000 feet.

How do you babysit a niglet?
Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.

How do you get him down?
Teach him to say "Motherfliper."

How else do you babysit a niglet?
Put Velcro on the ceiling and tell him to jump.

How do you get him down?
Invite the spics over, blindfold them and tell them it's a pi

cripwalker_19 · 12-22-2004, 07:48 PM

WOW! where did u copy that out from?? i noe for sure u dint make that.

hellboy666 · 12-22-2004, 08:23 PM

Yea i did copy and paste duh how else

{Predator} · 12-22-2004, 08:45 PM

a lot of them r corney

luigibyluigi(ot) · 12-23-2004, 08:49 AM

Offending. Even though I am not black.

hellboy666 · 12-23-2004, 11:20 AM

Well duh didnt u read the top idiot ............... besides there j
just jokez :stupid:

Edited By hellboy666 on 1103829707

Windarossa · 12-29-2004, 07:55 AM

Hellboy we know its just jokes...but ones you bring in offensive words such as these, into the mix you never know whos feelings will get hurt. Plus it's a little F@#CKED UP if you ask me.

I personally think those words should be put out of their misery! People should stop using them all together! Jokes such as these ,in general, give power to those words and thats why they should be banned off the internet!!!! :angry:

Shingko · 12-29-2004, 08:25 AM

i like the mommy mommy jokes and heres one i heard for my friend its less racist but more funny i think:

How do chinese people make up there childrens names?
they throw pots and pans down the stairs, ping pong ping ching chong ching
get it get it?
sorry if i made any of you mad sorry i remembered this chinese girl got mad at me and kicked me

Windarossa · 12-29-2004, 08:28 AM

I hope she kicked you in the balls! HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Shingko · 12-29-2004, 09:14 AM

nope but it was close

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12-22-2004, 07:31 PM	#1
hellboy666 Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 195 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[color=#0000FF]Warning some these jokes are racial jokes just some so if youfeel uncomfterable about some Then u can leave this topic: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. What's the difference between a Black and a snow tire? A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it. What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? Niggers. Why don't sharks eat blacks? They think it's whale poop. What do you call a black in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager. How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either. Why do Black cry during sex? The Mace. How do you stop a black from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head. How do you get a black out of a tree? Cut the rope. What did the Alabama sherriff call the black who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen. What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence. Why do blacks stink? So blind people can hate them too. What do you get when you cross a nigger and a spic? Someone too lazy to steal. Why don't blacks take aspirin? They refuse to pick the cotton out. What do black kids get for Christmas? Your bike. What's a blacks idea of foreplay? "Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch." Why do spics drive low-riders? So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time. What do you get when you cross a jew and a gypsy? A chain of empty retail stores. Why don't nigger kids play in the sandbox? Cats keep covering them up. What do you call an apartment full of niggers? A COON-dominium. Why are there no nigger astronauts? Their lips explode at 50,000 feet. How do you babysit a niglet? Wet his lips and stick him to the wall. How do you get him down? Teach him to say "Motherfliper." How else do you babysit a niglet? Put Velcro on the ceiling and tell him to jump. How do you get him down? Invite the spics over, blindfold them and tell them it's a pi __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload6/Sigcopy.jpg[/img:sig_uid]

12-22-2004, 07:48 PM	#2
cripwalker_19 Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: westside pride Posts: 240 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	WOW! where did u copy that out from?? i noe for sure u dint make that. __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/150/00/superBNer.JPG[/img:sig_uid] [img:sig_uid]http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/147/15/cripxbaner.JPG[/img:sig_uid]

12-22-2004, 08:23 PM	#3
hellboy666 Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 195 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Yea i did copy and paste duh how else __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload6/Sigcopy.jpg[/img:sig_uid]

12-22-2004, 08:45 PM	#4
{Predator} Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 550 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	a lot of them r corney __________________ AKA StrifeZ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/EvilPredator/DF.jpg[/img:sig_uid]

12-23-2004, 08:49 AM	#5
luigibyluigi(ot) Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Hill City, SD Posts: 323 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Offending. Even though I am not black. __________________ Being beat one day can make a big diffrence 100 years later.

12-23-2004, 11:20 AM	#6
hellboy666 Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 195 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Well duh didnt u read the top idiot ............... besides there j just jokez :stupid: Edited By hellboy666 on 1103829707 __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload6/Sigcopy.jpg[/img:sig_uid]

12-29-2004, 07:55 AM	#7
Windarossa Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brooklyn, New York Posts: 483 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Hellboy we know its just jokes...but ones you bring in offensive words such as these, into the mix you never know whos feelings will get hurt. Plus it's a little F@#CKED UP if you ask me. I personally think those words should be put out of their misery! People should stop using them all together! Jokes such as these ,in general, give power to those words and thats why they should be banned off the internet!!!! :angry: __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Restavega/contest.gif[/img:sig_uid] Punish the deed, NOT the breed!

12-29-2004, 08:25 AM	#8
Shingko Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Canada eh Posts: 989 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	i like the mommy mommy jokes and heres one i heard for my friend its less racist but more funny i think: How do chinese people make up there childrens names? they throw pots and pans down the stairs, ping pong ping ching chong ching get it get it? sorry if i made any of you mad sorry i remembered this chinese girl got mad at me and kicked me __________________ CLICK THIS NOW, CLICK IT, CLICK! please: http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?shingko

12-29-2004, 08:28 AM	#9
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12-29-2004, 09:14 AM	#10
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