Comprehensive guide to ####s - Come look, it's halarious

[HELLOTHERE]

If you cant guess what the filtered word is come .here

Comprehensive Guide to ns - Last updated 6/22/04
by Ben Roth (aka Mocha Man)
drgames.2ya.com

Table of contents

A. INTRO

I. What is this?
II. Defining '####'

B. COMMON #### CHARACTERISTICS

I. ####ish
II. Where to find ####s
III. Behavior of ####s
IV. #### religion
V. More about #### habitats

C. AVOIDING ####S

I. Make sure you aren't one
II. Major #### avoiding strategies

D. SUBSPECIES

I. Adam



A. INTRO

I. What is this?

This guide is designed to give you a better understanding of what a #### is, how to recognize them, some details about them, and how to avoid or get rid of them. It mostly applies to online forums, which are the main targets of migrating ####s.

II. Defining '####'

Contrary to the belief of many, a ####/n00b and a ####ie/#### are not the same thing. ####s are those who are new to some task* and are very beginner at it, possibly a little overconfident about it, but they are willing to learn and fix their errors to move out of that stage. ####s, on the other hand, know little and have no will to learn any more. They expect people to do the work for them and then expect to get praised about it, and make up a unique species of their own. It is the latter we will study in this guide so that the reader is prepared to encounter them in the wild if needed.

####s are often referred to as n00bs as a sign of disrespect toward them, and it's often hella funny, but I will refer to them as ####s during this reading.

* Usually the topic at hand on an internet forum.

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B. COMMON #### CHARACTERISTICS

I. ####ish

Often, but not always, ####s will attempt to communicate in their own primitive language, known as ####ish. It is a variant of the hacker language that exposes them as having little intelligence or will to learn. Here is an example of some ####ish. Do not attempt to comprehend it: it cannot be discerned without professionals at hand.

stfun\an, i r teh r0xx0rz liek emin3m, u cna go tO EHLL OR ATLE4St help m3 wit hthIS!!111!!!!!!!1_!!`! 13371337', which means 'Nothing here yet' in ####ish. They will also have large, seemingly infinite marquees of 88X31 affiliate buttons replaced with red X's scattered here and there, and possibly a hit counter showing a number less than 100. These habitats are numerous but fairly easy to avoid because only ####s link to them. So if you can identify a ####, don't go to its homepage. Simple as that.

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C. AVOIDING ####S

I. Make sure you aren't one

Note: This section is bilingual so even ####s can make the discovery if they haven't already.

English (T4lk)-
Read the above parts of this guide carefully. If you find yourselfunable to comprehend any of it but are instead beginning to think about how great you are and how awesome 'teh 1337' is, you might want to take one of the many available online quizzes to check your ####ancy.

####ish (133713371337)-
Liek, u gott4 re3D teh gudieCAREFUl1y and tehn OMG LIEK I AM R0XX0RZ ya anD ify 0u turn into teh reTARDED u gota go 2 MY WEBP4GE LOLLOLOL!!111_11 ad check 4 warez n stfuu. if your a n00b go2HELL LOLLOLOlROFLMFAO11!!!11!!!! a/s/l pos gtg n00b suxx0rz ur b0xx0rz OLOOOLOLLLL HELP HELP HELP 1337133713371337

II. Major #### avoiding strategies

The main factor in attracting migrating herds of ####s is a large, active forum. If you find one of these, look to see if it has the management to avoid #### infestation. If not, look for a small or mid-sized forum that covers the same topic so you can enjoy your time there before the ####s find it.

Another way to keep ####s from interfering with your life is to become part of the authority on one of these forums. but that's often hard to do so you'll probably be better off avoiding larger forums first off. If you do manage to become part of the authority, however, take full advantage of it and establish extermination policies so that normal people can have a nice time without #### infestations.

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D. SUBSPECIES

I. Adam

####s, like any species, evolve, devolve, and mutate. Occasionally, unusual breeds of #### will appear here and there. One in particular is worth mentioning.

For those of you visiting from the GMC, you'll know that Adam is a disturbingly antisocial and racist user with radically strange opinions who lingers around the (programming) forum without actually programming anything himself. Immortal has been kind enough to compile a couple pages of direct quotes from him.

negative0.net/eagle/adam/adamquotes.html
negative0.net/eagle/adam/adam.html

Other quotes that have been lost among old forum files were the incident where he threatened to move into my neighborhood and build a snowman on me, also calling me a mother glover and a pillow-fluff eater in the process, and the time where he told someone he'd call president bush and have him burn down england. Under none of these circumstances was he joking in any way. Adam, undoubtedly, is a species of his own, with ancestry in the #### family, and possibly with some nun and nazi heritage also. No other sighting of this species has occured, to my knowledge.

C 2004 D.R. Games. All rights reserved



Edited By HELLOTHERE on 1099246368

[Saijin_Ryu]

Nice ####'s

[Virtual Fighter]

What a #### HELLOTTHERE is.


haha, just kidding.

[HELLOTHERE]

lol, im the notorious ring leader(1337)!!!!


lol, the guide obviously gives n00bs their own species

[mastergrim8]

shut the #### up u son of a ######. Just kidding dude. I love sex!oop