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07-20-2004, 08:11 PM

HA!! lol thats funny!!
i got 1 too:

There were 3 guyz who got in a car accident, so they died. They all went to saint peter and he said:Heaven is pretty big so you need a car to drive around. So he said that they get a car based on how many times they cheated on theur wives.The 1'st guy said he cheated about 10 times. St. peter said ok u get a pinto. The 2'nd guy said only 5 so he got a ford.The 3'rd guy said he never cheated on his wofe so he got a nice jaguar. So they were all driving when suddenly the 1'st and 2'nd guy saw the third guy with the jaguar crin.They said whats wrong? He said i, i , i , just saw my wife on a skateboard...... :laughlong:
lol!!

Mr. Big · 07-20-2004, 08:15 PM

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ost_uid0="LAB~MONSTER"][quote

ost_uid0="Mr. Big"]heres a funny story.

theres this burger king in coneticuit. a man wanted to use the bathroom in the place. another man was in there, so the guy outside waited. the one inside was taking too long the the guy outside really needed to go so he banged and tugged on the door and handle more. minutes later the guy comes out and exchanges words.

next thing you know, the one who was in the bathroom was armed with a pocket knife and the guy who was waiting armed himself with a straw despenser. then they chased each other around the resturant. soon cops came in, broke and up and arrested them both. it was funny just hearing it. toilet rage.[/quote]
Well my opinion, thats not funny. I don't see anything funny about that.[/quote]
whats not funny about it? 2 men fighting over a toilet and chase each other around with a knife and straw despenser. :laughlong:

whitetigerclaw3 · 07-20-2004, 08:17 PM

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ost_uid0="evil~ryu"]HA!! lol thats funny!!
i got 1 too:

There were 3 guyz who got in a car accident, so they died. They all went to saint peter and he said:Heaven is pretty big so you need a car to drive around. So he said that they get a car based on how many times they cheated on theur wives.The 1'st guy said he cheated about 10 times. St. peter said ok u get a pinto. The 2'nd guy said only 5 so he got a ford.The 3'rd guy said he never cheated on his wofe so he got a nice jaguar. So they were all driving when suddenly the 1'st and 2'nd guy saw the third guy with the jaguar crin.They said whats wrong? He said i, i , i , just saw my wife on a skateboard...... :laughlong:
lol!![/quote]
NOW thas what i call Funny lol :laughlong:

Ludacris · 07-21-2004, 04:24 AM

[quote

ost_uid0="Mr. Big"]heres a funny story.

theres this burger king in coneticuit. a man wanted to use the bathroom in the place. another man was in there, so the guy outside waited. the one inside was taking too long the the guy outside really needed to go so he banged and tugged on the door and handle more. minutes later the guy comes out and exchanges words.

next thing you know, the one who was in the bathroom was armed with a pocket knife and the guy who was waiting armed himself with a straw despenser. then they chased each other around the resturant. soon cops came in, broke and up and arrested them both. it was funny just hearing it. toilet rage.[/quote]
lol......what people will do now to go to the bathroom :corky:

limbei · 07-22-2004, 06:32 AM

tt sum1 claims t ob a pro.. but has to cheap his way out of a match...
effect would be greater if there is a screenshot to prove it though

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07-20-2004, 08:15 PM	#42
Mr. Big Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 394 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="LAB~MONSTER"][quoteost_uid0="Mr. Big"]heres a funny story. theres this burger king in coneticuit. a man wanted to use the bathroom in the place. another man was in there, so the guy outside waited. the one inside was taking too long the the guy outside really needed to go so he banged and tugged on the door and handle more. minutes later the guy comes out and exchanges words. next thing you know, the one who was in the bathroom was armed with a pocket knife and the guy who was waiting armed himself with a straw despenser. then they chased each other around the resturant. soon cops came in, broke and up and arrested them both. it was funny just hearing it. toilet rage.[/quote] Well my opinion, thats not funny. I don't see anything funny about that.[/quote] whats not funny about it? 2 men fighting over a toilet and chase each other around with a knife and straw despenser. :laughlong:

07-20-2004, 08:17 PM	#43
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07-21-2004, 04:24 AM	#44
Ludacris Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 4,935 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="Mr. Big"]heres a funny story. theres this burger king in coneticuit. a man wanted to use the bathroom in the place. another man was in there, so the guy outside waited. the one inside was taking too long the the guy outside really needed to go so he banged and tugged on the door and handle more. minutes later the guy comes out and exchanges words. next thing you know, the one who was in the bathroom was armed with a pocket knife and the guy who was waiting armed himself with a straw despenser. then they chased each other around the resturant. soon cops came in, broke and up and arrested them both. it was funny just hearing it. toilet rage.[/quote] lol......what people will do now to go to the bathroom :corky: __________________ Fighting Name: Darkludacris [quote:sig_uid]Corky is mine[/quote:sig_uid] [img:sig_uid]http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v256/Darkludacris/Ludascorky.gif[/img:sig_uid]

07-22-2004, 06:32 AM	#45
limbei Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 741 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	tt sum1 claims t ob a pro.. but has to cheap his way out of a match... effect would be greater if there is a screenshot to prove it though __________________ "For those who believe, no explaination is necessary. For those who don't, none is sufficient." [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/madbun/tmyapp.jpg[/img:sig_uid]

07-20-2004, 08:11 PM	#41
101-1090378477 Guest Posts: n/a Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): Thanks (Received): Likes (Given): Likes (Received): Dislikes (Given): Dislikes (Received): Points: 0 Mentioned: Post(s) Tagged: Thread(s) Quoted: Post(s)	HA!! lol thats funny!! i got 1 too: There were 3 guyz who got in a car accident, so they died. They all went to saint peter and he said:Heaven is pretty big so you need a car to drive around. So he said that they get a car based on how many times they cheated on theur wives.The 1'st guy said he cheated about 10 times. St. peter said ok u get a pinto. The 2'nd guy said only 5 so he got a ford.The 3'rd guy said he never cheated on his wofe so he got a nice jaguar. So they were all driving when suddenly the 1'st and 2'nd guy saw the third guy with the jaguar crin.They said whats wrong? He said i, i , i , just saw my wife on a skateboard...... :laughlong: lol!!