Gods of sfo - Do they exist?

[Restavega]

Whenever a glitch occurs or some type of phenomenon in SFO I do not consider it a glitch, oh no.

I believe there is a magic about SFO...

When my opponent Spidey pulls a Web Sting in my direction while I'm in the corner with a millimeter of health remaining... and his websting shoots in the opposite direction, that's not lag or a glitch, that's the SFO Gods redirecting his web sting to buy me a chance at victory.

Some of you may post here and point out all the theoretical (or factual) reasons why such things occur but, like scientists continue to point out how we came to be and religions continue to believe in their own personal creator, I will just leave it to the SFO Gods.

First, let's get familiar with the cast of God's and what they do...

There is the God of Happenings. He is the one responsible for when and where you warp on your opponent's screen.

The God of Pumpkin Seeds. He is to thank everytime you and your partner in a 2vs2 (or 2vs1) are simultaneously on the screen and beating the crap out of your opponent.

The Goddess of Periods. You can blame her for all the times you jumped off the screen when you tagged your teammate in... but your teammate never came in and your opponent just sat there punching into the air and gaining specials and what not!

The God of Stand-out. Yep, all those times you just lost all of your health and died in a 2vs2/2vs1 for no reason at all... that was this God.

And last but not least, the God of Sunglasses. This particular God redirects and/or hides specials from you. For everytime your opponent Ryu shot a super hadouken at you but nothing came out of his hands or everytime Sentinel shot his Hyper Beam at you but he shot it backwards... that was the God of Sunglasses at work!

The Gods are not human. They are an entity created by SFO.

Call me a prohet if you will... for these God's have spoken to me. And whether or not they have spoken to you, they have both helped us on many occassions.

And there is one other God I have failed to mention...

TMyApp, the creator himself! He created SFO and unwittingly created these Gods too.

Where do these Gods exist? In the "System".

No, I do not want to hear why these things happen because we know why they really happen now that I have said the unspoken. Just go with the flow.

Are you cool enough to see the magic of SFO?



Edited By Restavega on July 09 2004 at 23:46

[[purekilla]]

god of SFO hmm i never heard of em but i hope i have na experience ill try to.

[(X-F)Xavier]

You my friend need therapy. Many many fliping years of therapy.

[darksamuria]

Man oh man where do I start.......

I don't know what you have been smoking Restavega, but all I have to say is put the stuff down and step away from it :lol:.

You sound like a mixture between Morpheus from the Matrix and Samuel L. Jackson from Pulp Fiction :laugh: .

but on a serious note, you bring up a very intresting point :hmmm:. These SFO 'Gods' that you speak of, everyone has encountered at least once while playing SFO. Just like Morpheus, you might not have many followers, but I believe that you are on the right track. You Restavega, must get people to believe in these SFO Gods. It is your job to find the ONE :lookaround:.



Edited By darksamuria on July 08 2004 at 21:46

[Restavega]

[quoteost_uid0="(X-F)Xavier"]You my friend need therapy. Many many fliping years of therapy.[/quote]
See.. your just not cool to see behind the barrier the God's have put up to hide their existence.

[Virtual Fighter]

i think the gods excist...

but there will always be the synics that say "its not SFO gods, its just your crappy computer playing tricks on you!! EL OH EL!!"

but if you beleive.. (except in that stupid God of Stand-out, i really hate him. *a lighting bolt of lag stikes me*) the gods will grant you your wishes!

:shocked:

[DA_VIPA]

someone ask for me?

[april_amise]

nice metaphors

and yeah i think everyone has experienced your "GODs"

[SSJKarma]

ok, you smoking too much restavega...
for all these things are only created iny our imagination and that's all !

there are no gods responsible for it, its called LAG, for the many years it hapenned to become an entity of its own... but i still don't believe in that ! Lag does what you seen all those times, for your computer interpretes only hwat he received, and as he received the spidey user being looking away form you, the sting appeared away from you as well.

as simple as that, no god no special favor, nothing more then lag.

stop the drugs will ya, its starting to make you look weird !

[Kiz]

I am your god.