Joke ~ joke time!

Iplay2win · 06-01-2004, 07:11 PM

Here u can post any kind of jokes...I dont really care if they're dirty or not...but the moderators might

ONE RULE: NO SPAM
no wait TWO RULES

second rule is: have fun

Edited By Iplay2win on June 01 2004 at 21:19

Windarossa · 06-01-2004, 07:36 PM

How do you put four gay guys on a stool?
...Turn the stool over! :laughlong:

Iplay2win · 06-01-2004, 07:49 PM

ok there is a bear and rabbit pooping

and bear asked if the rabbit had a problem and poop sticking to its fur...the rabbit said no

the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit

(thanks to an unknown source and the source will remain unknown)

Windarossa · 06-01-2004, 08:54 PM

A father is worried all night long that his son hasn't come home. In the morning the son walks in happy. The father asks him " Where have you been!?" and the son answers " I spent the whole night in a whore house!". To this reply the father starts hugging him and celebrating his sons new found man hood. They invited friends and family to this joyful event. The proud father Asks his son winking and smiling " Will you be out tomorrow?!" The son answers " Nah....my ass still hurts."

Wave Master · 06-01-2004, 08:59 PM

this isn't a joke that can be told more like done

only guys can do this to another guy

First person: Go to a guy and say "you hear about the 100 gay men that escaped from prison"?

Second Person: most likely the will say "no"

First Person: Rub the guy on the shoulder and say they only caught 99

Second Person: They will freak out unless they are gay

Its very funny if done right becuz they think your gay

Edited By Wave Master on June 01 2004 at 18:00

--(- · 06-01-2004, 09:13 PM

2 sperms were swimming side by side, one says to the other "im fcuked how much further is it to the ovaries?" the other one replies "im not sure mate but i think we just passed the tonsils".

Edited By --(-

Windarossa · 06-01-2004, 09:48 PM

Tree men got lost traveling the country. They find a farm and ask the farmer if they can stay for the night. The farmer allows them to stay but under one condition. They must not flip his daughter! The farmer brings out the sexiest girl these guys have ever seen. He tells them that this is his daughter and that she was wearing special panties that would cut up anything that touches her there. Morning comes and the farmer calls all the travelers to him. He tells them to pull their pants down. The first guys dick was all cut up so the farmer withought a second thought shoots him. The second guy has the same. The farmers looks at the thurd guy whose dick is fine and Asks him "You didn't try to flip my daughter?" The thurd guy answers "moomf fum.."

coolplayer2K2 · 06-02-2004, 04:24 AM

and the third guys tounge got cut off

1.A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! but now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

2.

3.A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women."

"Yeah what happened?" asked his friend.

The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."

Angel-Eyes · 06-02-2004, 05:00 AM

why is michael jackson excited about a 28 year old boys..................?

because theres 20 of them!
:laughlong:

Iplay2win · 06-03-2004, 06:19 PM

another joke

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06-01-2004, 07:11 PM	#1
Iplay2win Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: United States Posts: 1,780 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Here u can post any kind of jokes...I dont really care if they're dirty or not...but the moderators might ONE RULE: NO SPAM no wait TWO RULES second rule is: have fun Edited By Iplay2win on June 01 2004 at 21:19 __________________ never misuse/tell lies about about me ever again... -Nferno666

06-01-2004, 07:36 PM	#2
Windarossa Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brooklyn, New York Posts: 483 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	How do you put four gay guys on a stool? ...Turn the stool over! :laughlong: __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Restavega/contest.gif[/img:sig_uid] Punish the deed, NOT the breed!

06-01-2004, 07:49 PM	#3
Iplay2win Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: United States Posts: 1,780 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	ok there is a bear and rabbit pooping and bear asked if the rabbit had a problem and poop sticking to its fur...the rabbit said no the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit (thanks to an unknown source and the source will remain unknown) __________________ never misuse/tell lies about about me ever again... -Nferno666

06-01-2004, 08:54 PM	#4
Windarossa Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brooklyn, New York Posts: 483 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	A father is worried all night long that his son hasn't come home. In the morning the son walks in happy. The father asks him " Where have you been!?" and the son answers " I spent the whole night in a whore house!". To this reply the father starts hugging him and celebrating his sons new found man hood. They invited friends and family to this joyful event. The proud father Asks his son winking and smiling " Will you be out tomorrow?!" The son answers " Nah....my ass still hurts." __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Restavega/contest.gif[/img:sig_uid] Punish the deed, NOT the breed!

06-01-2004, 08:59 PM	#5
Wave Master Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 849 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	this isn't a joke that can be told more like done only guys can do this to another guy First person: Go to a guy and say "you hear about the 100 gay men that escaped from prison"? Second Person: most likely the will say "no" First Person: Rub the guy on the shoulder and say they only caught 99 Second Person: They will freak out unless they are gay Its very funny if done right becuz they think your gay Edited By Wave Master on June 01 2004 at 18:00 __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/WaveMaster564/BeckTag.jpg[/img:sig_uid]

06-01-2004, 09:13 PM	#6
--(- Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: New Zealand Posts: 612 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	2 sperms were swimming side by side, one says to the other "im fcuked how much further is it to the ovaries?" the other one replies "im not sure mate but i think we just passed the tonsils". Edited By --(- __________________ <p align="center"> [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v407/Flow/g-unit.jpg[/img:sig_uid] "I'm a find a chick that's 'bout it / hit the Ill Na Na Doggystyle and roll up on The Chronic / 'cause All Eyez On Me I'm the Don Cartegena / Venni Vetti Vecci / it's a Hard Knock Vita..."

06-01-2004, 09:48 PM	#7
Windarossa Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brooklyn, New York Posts: 483 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Tree men got lost traveling the country. They find a farm and ask the farmer if they can stay for the night. The farmer allows them to stay but under one condition. They must not flip his daughter! The farmer brings out the sexiest girl these guys have ever seen. He tells them that this is his daughter and that she was wearing special panties that would cut up anything that touches her there. Morning comes and the farmer calls all the travelers to him. He tells them to pull their pants down. The first guys dick was all cut up so the farmer withought a second thought shoots him. The second guy has the same. The farmers looks at the thurd guy whose dick is fine and Asks him "You didn't try to flip my daughter?" The thurd guy answers "moomf fum.." __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Restavega/contest.gif[/img:sig_uid] Punish the deed, NOT the breed!

06-02-2004, 04:24 AM	#8
coolplayer2K2 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,938 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	and the third guys tounge got cut off 1.A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! but now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" 2. 3.A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women." "Yeah what happened?" asked his friend. The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle." __________________ [quote:sig_uid][b:sig_uid]A wise ma nonce said...Fluck You[/b:sig_uid][/quote:sig_uid]

06-02-2004, 05:00 AM	#9
Angel-Eyes Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 2,655 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	why is michael jackson excited about a 28 year old boys..................? because theres 20 of them! :laughlong: __________________ http://westernposterpage.com/vancleef.jpg

06-03-2004, 06:19 PM	#10
Iplay2win Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: United States Posts: 1,780 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	another joke __________________ never misuse/tell lies about about me ever again... -Nferno666