Want to feel your own turd? - This is not fake

Saijin_Ryu · 01-27-2004, 02:16 PM

Most people won't belive me, but test it out for yourself before you judge me . Everyone has poo in them, and not the kind from prison where you can send giant shats flying at people. I've studied crapping since I was a kid, and my cousin's an expert at the toilet and he's the one that taught me this. This is how it works, and it might take a while to actually get it right.

1. Move one foot from a toilet and face it.

2. Stick your hand in the loo and feel around.

3. This is the most important step. Reach out and try to grasp for any signs of crap.

4. A brown feeling should smother your hand. Thats your turd.

It's sort of freaky but trust me it works

Tell me if it worked for you...

......

Or is it because every1 is against me?

marvel911 · 01-27-2004, 02:18 PM

lain: ...Alls I got to say its "dubya tee eff"?...

Saijin_Ryu · 01-27-2004, 02:21 PM

Just a twisted parody!

ledmonkey · 01-27-2004, 02:33 PM

[quote

ost_uid0="siolentbob"]U LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT DOESEN'T TAST GOOD AT ALL OR WAIT WAS I SUPPOSED TO PUT IT IN MY MOUTH OPPS........... DAMMIT/'; "c{ owell it was worth a try let me know if youcome up wit anymore?
kkrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyy yy!^>[/quote]
LOOK saijin now some n00bs are actually trying it

lain:

Saijin_Ryu · 01-27-2004, 02:36 PM

Oh this makes me laugh when i read it side by side with the "feel your energy" thread...oh im soo 1337...

EvilAkuma · 01-27-2004, 02:37 PM

THAT JUST PLAIN SICK

lain:

Elena · 01-27-2004, 02:41 PM

[quote

ost_uid0="EvilAkuma"]THAT JUST PLAIN SICK

lain:[/quote]
What he said...

You must of been flipin' bored...you should go outside...

ledmonkey · 01-27-2004, 02:45 PM

Its British humor or something....

lain:

Saijin_Ryu · 01-27-2004, 02:46 PM

[quote

ost_uid0="Elena"][quote

ost_uid0="EvilAkuma"]THAT JUST PLAIN SICK

lain:[/quote]
What he said...

You must of been flipin' bored...you should go outside...[/quote]
Yea i was bored, and i was thinking on how to make some people laugh and lighten up...

Go outside at 10:45 at night....too cold!!

milestails · 01-27-2004, 02:59 PM

......
Eh, forget about it. (Quote from game.)

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01-27-2004, 02:18 PM	#2
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01-27-2004, 02:33 PM	#4
ledmonkey Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: blar .......I mean blar? Posts: 4,076 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="siolentbob"]U LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT DOESEN'T TAST GOOD AT ALL OR WAIT WAS I SUPPOSED TO PUT IT IN MY MOUTH OPPS........... DAMMIT/'; "c{ owell it was worth a try let me know if youcome up wit anymore? kkrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyy yy!^>[/quote] LOOK saijin now some n00bs are actually trying it lain: __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/ledmonkey/badboyz.jpg[/img:sig_uid] ^^^My sucky old banner from last year... [b:sig_uid]<span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>Do you like cookies?[/b:sig_uid]</span> <form> <input type="checkbox" name="Yes"> <input type="checkbox" name="No"> <input type="submit" value="Submit"> </form

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01-27-2004, 02:41 PM	#7
Elena Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: In my messy room Posts: 3,253 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="EvilAkuma"]THAT JUST PLAIN SICK lain:[/quote] What he said... You must of been flipin' bored...you should go outside... __________________ I WAS HERE FURST! ^-^

01-27-2004, 02:16 PM	#1
Saijin_Ryu Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Somewhere in England Posts: 4,082 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Most people won't belive me, but test it out for yourself before you judge me . Everyone has poo in them, and not the kind from prison where you can send giant shats flying at people. I've studied crapping since I was a kid, and my cousin's an expert at the toilet and he's the one that taught me this. This is how it works, and it might take a while to actually get it right. 1. Move one foot from a toilet and face it. 2. Stick your hand in the loo and feel around. 3. This is the most important step. Reach out and try to grasp for any signs of crap. 4. A brown feeling should smother your hand. Thats your turd. It's sort of freaky but trust me it works Tell me if it worked for you... ...... Or is it because every1 is against me?

01-27-2004, 02:21 PM	#3
Saijin_Ryu Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Somewhere in England Posts: 4,082 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Just a twisted parody!

01-27-2004, 02:36 PM	#5
Saijin_Ryu Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Somewhere in England Posts: 4,082 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Oh this makes me laugh when i read it side by side with the "feel your energy" thread...oh im soo 1337...

01-27-2004, 02:45 PM	#8
ledmonkey Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: blar .......I mean blar? Posts: 4,076 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Its British humor or something.... lain: __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/ledmonkey/badboyz.jpg[/img:sig_uid] ^^^My sucky old banner from last year... [b:sig_uid]<span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>Do you like cookies?[/b:sig_uid]</span> <form> <input type="checkbox" name="Yes"> <input type="checkbox" name="No"> <input type="submit" value="Submit"> </form

01-27-2004, 02:46 PM	#9
Saijin_Ryu Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Somewhere in England Posts: 4,082 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="Elena"][quoteost_uid0="EvilAkuma"]THAT JUST PLAIN SICK lain:[/quote] What he said... You must of been flipin' bored...you should go outside...[/quote] Yea i was bored, and i was thinking on how to make some people laugh and lighten up... Go outside at 10:45 at night....too cold!!

01-27-2004, 02:59 PM	#10
milestails Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Las Vegas,Nevada Posts: 1,552 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	...... Eh, forget about it. (Quote from game.) __________________ Zelda Sound and Drama, (japanese)