How jedi are you? - Nantuko should like this especially

[SSJKarma]

solid: you're too easy to beat !

Right you are. yoda i am !
Strong, is my ally...young jedi
From, young grasshopper and ant you must learn...
Getting Hurt you must not...
With you may the force be !

1 - yoda never talk with words like BEAT, KICK, ASS and the likes !
2 - always have the pronoun at the end or in the middle never in the start.
3 - he never BRAG about how strong he is ! he always talks in TEACHERS way, which is by always showing someone how he can improve !

i'm a big fan of STAR WARS !
the very frst episode was as desappointing as seeing the 4th batman movie !
except for the final fight (RAY PARK ROCKS) the movie was bullpoop...
why ?
BEN KENOBI:{go on DAGOBATH and find MASTER yoda, he is the one who showed me everything.}
LUKE SKYWALKER:"i will !"

why has BEN never talked about QUI-GON ?
not only that... but the story itself is like total ####...
as for how they know if the force is strong with someone by looking into their DNA ? ! ! ! ?
dubya tee eff is that all about !

the second movie was getting better and much more true to the first trilogy !
but again, a lot of things still doesn't make sense in it !
STORM TROOPERS... all clones ?
why are they all having their very unique abilities, personnalities and the likes in the first trilogy then ?
LEIA:"they RECRUIT dwarfs in the elite now ?"
LUKE:"oh right, the uniform !"

does that means 100,000 and more clones will die soon enough ?
only by seeing the third episode will all my question be answered, but STAR WARS is going down the drain up to now... people wanted to know how LUKE'S father had became DARKVADER but all GEORGE is doing is ripping good his good old STORIES !

at least one of my all time dream has come true !
i've seen YODA fight !
with the force only has he been fighting, or he wouldn't need a STICK !

also, the episode 2 is 20 years before he dies !
so he is too old to fight normally, that's why i was so offended when people laughed out loud when he took back his STICK !

people should know what i knew from the start and people should have realised the same thing as me !
anyway...

just glad to see the third episode coming... i hope it is better then the first episode and a little better then the second one !

good day to all !

PS: the quiz too easy... i can be whoever i want when i want to !

[Selvin]

[quoteost_uid0="asshole"]Why would I deny somethign that I know isn't true?

I man, I'm not white, I'm not a child, I'm not gay, and I'm really nothign close to this dork.

It says hes a trouble maker, but he looks like hes just been raPed by an elePhant![/quote]
Well, at least we know what your inner child looks like. :laugh:

[Nantuko Joe]

[quoteost_uid0="SSJKarma"]solid: you're too easy to beat !

Right you are. yoda i am !
Strong, is my ally...young jedi
From, young grasshopper and ant you must learn...
Getting Hurt you must not...
With you may the force be !

1 - yoda never talk with words like BEAT, KICK, ASS and the likes !
2 - always have the pronoun at the end or in the middle never in the start.
3 - he never BRAG about how strong he is ! he always talks in TEACHERS way, which is by always showing someone how he can improve !

i'm a big fan of STAR WARS !
the very frst episode was as desappointing as seeing the 4th batman movie !
except for the final fight (RAY PARK ROCKS) the movie was bullpoop...
why ?
BEN KENOBI:{go on DAGOBATH and find MASTER yoda, he is the one who showed me everything.}
LUKE SKYWALKER:"i will !"

why has BEN never talked about QUI-GON ?
not only that... but the story itself is like total ####...
as for how they know if the force is strong with someone by looking into their DNA ? ! ! ! ?
dubya tee eff is that all about !

the second movie was getting better and much more true to the first trilogy !
but again, a lot of things still doesn't make sense in it !
STORM TROOPERS... all clones ?
why are they all having their very unique abilities, personnalities and the likes in the first trilogy then ?
LEIA:"they RECRUIT dwarfs in the elite now ?"
LUKE:"oh right, the uniform !"

does that means 100,000 and more clones will die soon enough ?
only by seeing the third episode will all my question be answered, but STAR WARS is going down the drain up to now... people wanted to know how LUKE'S father had became DARKVADER but all GEORGE is doing is ripping good his good old STORIES !

at least one of my all time dream has come true !
i've seen YODA fight !
with the force only has he been fighting, or he wouldn't need a STICK !

also, the episode 2 is 20 years before he dies !
so he is too old to fight normally, that's why i was so offended when people laughed out loud when he took back his STICK !

people should know what i knew from the start and people should have realised the same thing as me !
anyway...

just glad to see the third episode coming... i hope it is better then the first episode and a little better then the second one !

good day to all !

PS: the quiz too easy... i can be whoever i want when i want to ![/quote]
Gee, and I thought I had no life...

Well, when you think about it, there are many plotholes between episodes 4-6 and episodes 1-3. For example:

-Obi Wan constantly says that Yoda was the one who taught him the ways of the force, when Episode 1 says that Qui Gon Jinn taught him

-Obi Wan said that when he met Anakin Skywalker, he was already a grown-up hotshot pilot that he taught the Force to. However, in Episode 1, we discover that he met Anakin through Qui Gon, as a very young child.

-In Episode 4, Obi Wan states that Owen Lars is his brother. In Episode 2, we discover that this is not true, that Owen Lars is Anakin's HALF brother.

-According to Lucas, the creation of the Death Star is credited to three people: Grand Moff Tarkin, Bevel Lemelisk, and Umak Leth. It was created in the Maw Black Hole cluster, supervised by Twi'Lek Tol Sivron. After they completed plans for the battlestation, they were approved by Palpatine, and construction on the Death Star began. However, in Episode 2, the Death Star is credited to Darth Tyrannus and the Separatists, who are never previously mentioned.

As far as the clone thing goes, note how the clones don't look exactly like Stormtroopers, but merely resemble them. My prediction for Episode 3 is that Palpatine is finally gonna turn bad and begin using the Stormtrooper clones to begin the Great Jedi Purge, and then will adopt the Stormtrooper's death's head mantle and begin to actually RECRUIT them instead of cloning them.

And chill out about Yoda. It's possible he became too old to fight because of chilling on Dagobah for the past 15-18 years.

[SSJKarma]

its true that i know a lot... but i'm not the biggest fan of the family !

my girl of the sister of my father (hehe)
as married the biggest fan i've ever saw...

he as the millenium falcon (the toy, about 3x3 feets) talk about big toys !
he got all figurine of the starwars universe, still in their original box (those olds one, they are about 20 years old)
plus he have them in double which the doubles serves to his son they had !

that's not all he has, but i cannot remember everything !
believe me, if he said he was disappointed by the first episode...
that really means the first episodes was disappointing !
he was also dispointed by the second one too, but he admitted that it was better then the first one. he also said it was more the reality of the star wars universe then the first episode !

men, does he know about star wars !
you're right NANTUKO, a lot of plot holes have hapenned, that's mainly why i said STAR WARS was going down the drain if the third episode doesn't fix things up as it is suppose to be !

as for the big jedi purge...
they clearly said DARTHVADER killed them all !
but it will probably become a plot hole too !
well... since we don't know about the third episode... all we can do is hope it will fix a lot of things to come.

[Nantuko Joe]

[quoteost_uid0="SSJKarma"]as for the big jedi purge...
they clearly said DARTHVADER killed them all !
but it will probably become a plot hole too !
well... since we don't know about the third episode... all we can do is hope it will fix a lot of things to come.[/quote]
They never said Vader killed them all. They just said that he was responsible for the greatest atrocities of the Purge.

[SSJKarma]

actually...
BEN KENOBI :"he pursued every single jedi and killed them by his own hand ! only a few sucessfully escaped him !"

that included him, yoda and probably some others that we don't know about !

[G_GUNDAM]

lol im mace windu. my favorite jedi.

[Nantuko Joe]

[quoteost_uid0="SSJKarma"]actually...
BEN KENOBI :"he pursued every single jedi and killed them by his own hand ! only a few sucessfully escaped him !"

that included him, yoda and probably some others that we don't know about ![/quote]
I dont' think its possible for Vader to kill off a couple hundred or thousand Jedi singlehandedly in 15 years...it just doesn't seem possible.

I also have a direct quote from a book that was compiled from Lucas interviews, the comics, movies, and the novels. It says...

"The greatest threats to Palpatine's power were the Jedi Knights, and he crushed them swiftly and mercilessly. The bloody crusade, often called the Jedi Purge, resulted in the deaths of thousands of Jedi Knights and Masters and caused the survivors to go underground. The Emperor's assistant, Darth Vader--who as Anakin Skywalker had been raised as a member of the Jedi Order--was allegedly responsible for the greatest atrocities of the Purge."

[asshole]

[quoteost_uid0="Selvin"][quoteost_uid0="asshole"]Why would I deny somethign that I know isn't true?

I man, I'm not white, I'm not a child, I'm not gay, and I'm really nothign close to this dork.

It says hes a trouble maker, but he looks like hes just been raPed by an elePhant![/quote]
Well, at least we know what your inner child looks like. :laugh:[/quote]
"Wat da heeeeelll dat Pose 2 mean?"

[Nantuko Joe]

[quoteost_uid0="asshole"][quoteost_uid0="Selvin"][quoteost_uid0="asshole"]Why would I deny somethign that I know isn't true?

I man, I'm not white, I'm not a child, I'm not gay, and I'm really nothign close to this dork.

It says hes a trouble maker, but he looks like hes just been raPed by an elePhant![/quote]
Well, at least we know what your inner child looks like. :laugh:[/quote]
"Wat da heeeeelll dat Pose 2 mean?"[/quote]
I believe he means taht your inner child is a non-white man, who is heterosexual and has never been raped by an elephant.