Yet another blonde joke...

Selvin · 02-06-2003, 09:12 AM

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead went out for lunch. After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies room and found a strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance who said, "Welcome to the ladies room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be awarded with a wish. But, be warned, for if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"

The three women quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, the brunette said, "I think I'm the most beautiful of us three" and in an instant she was surrounded by a pile of money.

The redhead stepped up and said "I think I'm the most talented of us three" and she suddenly found the keys to a brand new Lexus in her hands.

Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, the blonde looked into the mirror and said, "I think..." and was promptly sucked into the mirror.

DA_VIPA · 02-06-2003, 09:36 AM

selvin u got some good jokes why dont u post them in my topic in r.i ?

marvel911 · 02-06-2003, 04:55 PM

What?...I'am not sure I understand, or maybe I do, but i dont think its funny.

bloodpack · 02-06-2003, 08:06 PM

i dont get it...what did the third girl wish? ???

Selvin · 02-07-2003, 06:37 AM

Ugh, the blonde was so dumb that she couldn't think and therefore she lied and got sucked into the hole.

coolplayer2K2 · 02-07-2003, 07:33 AM

huh thats not funny

EYO · 02-07-2003, 07:37 AM

dat was a good one......took me a while to figure it out though

Selvin · 02-07-2003, 08:32 AM

[quote

ost_uid0="coolplayer2K2"]huh thats not funny[/quote]
meh, I'll post one later that you should like.

marvel911 · 02-07-2003, 01:22 PM

[quote

ost_uid0="Selvin"]Ugh, the blonde was so dumb that she couldn't think and therefore she lied and got sucked into the hole.

[/quote]
Ohhh, now I get it...its kind of amusing, brings a chuckle.

Ludacris · 02-07-2003, 09:30 PM

god U people are slow........anyway it was a good one Selvin :biggrin:

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02-06-2003, 09:12 AM	#1
Selvin Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 3,349 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	A blonde, brunette, and a redhead went out for lunch. After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies room and found a strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance who said, "Welcome to the ladies room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be awarded with a wish. But, be warned, for if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!" The three women quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, the brunette said, "I think I'm the most beautiful of us three" and in an instant she was surrounded by a pile of money. The redhead stepped up and said "I think I'm the most talented of us three" and she suddenly found the keys to a brand new Lexus in her hands. Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, the blonde looked into the mirror and said, "I think..." and was promptly sucked into the mirror. __________________ http://free.7host02.com/astro75/signatureSelvin2.gif

02-06-2003, 04:55 PM	#3
marvel911 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Northern Hemisphere Posts: 6,610 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	What?...I'am not sure I understand, or maybe I do, but i dont think its funny. __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y226/mcclean/M911.gif[/img:sig_uid]

02-07-2003, 06:37 AM	#5
Selvin Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 3,349 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Ugh, the blonde was so dumb that she couldn't think and therefore she lied and got sucked into the hole. __________________ http://free.7host02.com/astro75/signatureSelvin2.gif

02-07-2003, 07:33 AM	#6
coolplayer2K2 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,938 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	huh thats not funny __________________ [quote:sig_uid][b:sig_uid]A wise ma nonce said...Fluck You[/b:sig_uid][/quote:sig_uid]

02-06-2003, 09:36 AM	#2
DA_VIPA Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ...haha u cant find me Posts: 2,364 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	selvin u got some good jokes why dont u post them in my topic in r.i ?

02-06-2003, 08:06 PM	#4
bloodpack Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Philippines Posts: 1,706 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	i dont get it...what did the third girl wish? ???

02-07-2003, 07:37 AM	#7
EYO Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: ma place Posts: 363 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	dat was a good one......took me a while to figure it out though __________________ http://www.angelfire.com/anime5/eyo65/gfx-eyo2.gif click on the banner to join HellShadowX clan

02-07-2003, 08:32 AM	#8
Selvin Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 3,349 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="coolplayer2K2"]huh thats not funny[/quote] meh, I'll post one later that you should like. __________________ http://free.7host02.com/astro75/signatureSelvin2.gif

02-07-2003, 01:22 PM	#9
marvel911 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Northern Hemisphere Posts: 6,610 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="Selvin"]Ugh, the blonde was so dumb that she couldn't think and therefore she lied and got sucked into the hole. [/quote] Ohhh, now I get it...its kind of amusing, brings a chuckle. __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y226/mcclean/M911.gif[/img:sig_uid]

02-07-2003, 09:30 PM	#10
Ludacris Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 4,935 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	god U people are slow........anyway it was a good one Selvin :biggrin: __________________ Fighting Name: Darkludacris [quote:sig_uid]Corky is mine[/quote:sig_uid] [img:sig_uid]http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v256/Darkludacris/Ludascorky.gif[/img:sig_uid]

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