Warning! - Sorry about this news!

Yasback · 01-28-2003, 10:45 AM

hey guys,

before i start the topic of this thread.. i want to fill you in a little about me

lol..
if you think i'm an idiot and stupid without a brain, thats totally ok

(soz yas) but i behave inappropriately online anyway, beyond the imagination of people around me!
i'm actually a very nice person.. very kind, caring and generous.. also, i'm very committed to my studies too..
lol this could seem stupid.. but there's a girl in my physics class who is very nice

and i like her (somehow after too much concentration in my studies i finally thought about "fun").. anyway, i really like this girl.. she is very beautiful, very moderate and very intelligent (my type) and i occasionally attempt to impress her about me by bringing about discussions..i make topics sound very interesting of extremely excellent english so i discuss them with my classmates in discussion time with her around.. seemingly she seems very impressed (yey success!) but not enough ???
guess i'm as lousy as peter parker in attracting girls.. dang!

nevermind that people! lol its stupid!!!

BUT HERE IS THE SERIOUS PART! you will read this.. some of you will be convinced with shock.. some (as usual) will respond inappropriately and some may autistic!

my speech begins:
just recently a doctor from india conducted his experiments in america in search of the cause of a serious pandemic illness! this doctor is extraordinary! a top consultant beyond his field!
as i proceed.. what is this pandemic illness? i will tell you but what you will read will not be very nice!

this pandemic illness is obesity! yes.. being overweight!
people can almost be sure that the cause for obesity is by over-eating.. but you're wrong! unfortunately for that 8% of sample collected by this doctor.. they were the unfortunate victims of a pathogen! a virus! discovered and clarified and named: AD32.. this is the cause for obesity in some people.. how did the doctor's results be conclusive? the obese people contained a type of antibody not found in non-obese people! tests were repeated over and over but the results remained the same!

this virus triggers the excess production of fat from the infected fat cells.. and it has been tested that within 3 weeks (average) of catching this virus, a body's fat mass can increase by 30%! this virus can spread very easily too! even a fit person could catch this virus and suffer the same affect!

this explains why a large population of fat people cannot lose weight.. because no cure has been found to eradicate this virus thus the production of fat will be continual! this could be very dangerous; for the ones who do not consider the importance of your body weight.. you must act now! the antibodies which are defending the body against this virus are only slowing the rate of fat but not ever stopping it! the same concerns in america also apply here in england too! and in other european countries too.. this news is not exclusive yet! but i've read about it at birmingham university..

i am very sorry for disclosing this terrifying news but i had to (in my intention to convince people to exercise.. since many do not).. please forgive me for this rather inadequate news.. whatever i said was for the best for you!

but please stay safe.. healthwise and sportswise!

seeya!

MasterX05 · 01-28-2003, 01:45 PM

i can help u with the girl but the fat ??? . Well first find out if she got a man and find out about her stats now if u really talked with her u wont have to find out bout that stuff. You should already know.

Unknown666 · 01-28-2003, 02:17 PM

MAaaaan! Can someone please summarize what the boooy just wrote. It's too much for me to read. aaaargh! :laughlong:

SolidSnake76 · 01-28-2003, 03:02 PM

he said ur too damn fat! now stop being lazy and do sumthing u never did in ur entire life:

<span style='font-size:15pt;line-height:100%'>READ</span>

akuma_forever · 01-28-2003, 03:40 PM

lol but here in america, its from EATING!!!!!!! ITS A DISGRACE!!!!!! WE ARE THE FATTEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET!!!!!!!!!! GET UP AND GO OUTSIDE!!!

SSJKarma · 01-28-2003, 04:45 PM

well... i think that belongs in the random insanity !
why ?
because it has been made for no purpose at all, from a stupid boy that didn't knew what to wrote down on a XMvsSF ONLINE web site !

nuff said...
move that to RANDOM INSANITY !

marvel911 · 01-29-2003, 09:58 AM

Whatever...anyway its your own fault if your overweight...there is tons of things to do to stay fit...but its either genetics or laziness..

SolidSnake76 · 01-29-2003, 10:07 AM

anyone remembers that case with mc donalds vs those parents? the jugde threw that case out, who could blame him?

DA_VIPA · 01-29-2003, 10:48 AM

dubya tee eff..is this girl a nerd or somthin....? i dont see many girls that look for a guy who can use 9 letter words all the time jeez if u want her 2 like ya just act casual u sed u were a kind and generous person right? try askin this girl out if u havent already being smart is only good for school and a job thats bout it unless ur in love with albert einstien's great grand daughter

MIG · 01-29-2003, 11:51 AM

hey at least u have mixed classes...at my school the boys and girls are seperated...and if you like her dont u just ask her out? the worst she can say is no and then you've got a much better reason to become rich and famous to make her regret her desicion

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01-28-2003, 10:45 AM	#1
Yasback Member New Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 92 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	hey guys, before i start the topic of this thread.. i want to fill you in a little about me lol.. if you think i'm an idiot and stupid without a brain, thats totally ok (soz yas) but i behave inappropriately online anyway, beyond the imagination of people around me! i'm actually a very nice person.. very kind, caring and generous.. also, i'm very committed to my studies too.. lol this could seem stupid.. but there's a girl in my physics class who is very nice and i like her (somehow after too much concentration in my studies i finally thought about "fun").. anyway, i really like this girl.. she is very beautiful, very moderate and very intelligent (my type) and i occasionally attempt to impress her about me by bringing about discussions..i make topics sound very interesting of extremely excellent english so i discuss them with my classmates in discussion time with her around.. seemingly she seems very impressed (yey success!) but not enough ??? guess i'm as lousy as peter parker in attracting girls.. dang! nevermind that people! lol its stupid!!! BUT HERE IS THE SERIOUS PART! you will read this.. some of you will be convinced with shock.. some (as usual) will respond inappropriately and some may autistic! my speech begins: just recently a doctor from india conducted his experiments in america in search of the cause of a serious pandemic illness! this doctor is extraordinary! a top consultant beyond his field! as i proceed.. what is this pandemic illness? i will tell you but what you will read will not be very nice! this pandemic illness is obesity! yes.. being overweight! people can almost be sure that the cause for obesity is by over-eating.. but you're wrong! unfortunately for that 8% of sample collected by this doctor.. they were the unfortunate victims of a pathogen! a virus! discovered and clarified and named: AD32.. this is the cause for obesity in some people.. how did the doctor's results be conclusive? the obese people contained a type of antibody not found in non-obese people! tests were repeated over and over but the results remained the same! this virus triggers the excess production of fat from the infected fat cells.. and it has been tested that within 3 weeks (average) of catching this virus, a body's fat mass can increase by 30%! this virus can spread very easily too! even a fit person could catch this virus and suffer the same affect! this explains why a large population of fat people cannot lose weight.. because no cure has been found to eradicate this virus thus the production of fat will be continual! this could be very dangerous; for the ones who do not consider the importance of your body weight.. you must act now! the antibodies which are defending the body against this virus are only slowing the rate of fat but not ever stopping it! the same concerns in america also apply here in england too! and in other european countries too.. this news is not exclusive yet! but i've read about it at birmingham university.. i am very sorry for disclosing this terrifying news but i had to (in my intention to convince people to exercise.. since many do not).. please forgive me for this rather inadequate news.. whatever i said was for the best for you! but please stay safe.. healthwise and sportswise! seeya! __________________ MARVEL, TAKE A NAP! TMYAPP AND YASBACK RULE!!! WE ARE THE TEAM :P

01-28-2003, 01:45 PM	#2
MasterX05 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 2,468 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	i can help u with the girl but the fat ??? . Well first find out if she got a man and find out about her stats now if u really talked with her u wont have to find out bout that stuff. You should already know. __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://www.dr.dk/skum/boogie/_img/235x140/kanye_west.jpg[/img:sig_uid] Kanye west-Diamonds are forever Diamonds are forever Throw your diamonds in the sky if you feel the vibe Diamonds are forever The Roc is still alive every time I rhyme.

01-28-2003, 02:17 PM	#3
Unknown666 Member New Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 91 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	MAaaaan! Can someone please summarize what the boooy just wrote. It's too much for me to read. aaaargh! :laughlong: __________________ I'll chew you up and spit you out! Muahahaha... http://www.boomspeed.com/unknown666/bspidercarnage.gif 6 days are for men, 6 thousand years is for Lucifer, 6 is for... muahahaha...

01-28-2003, 03:02 PM	#4
SolidSnake76 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Brooklyn NY Posts: 3,076 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	he said ur too damn fat! now stop being lazy and do sumthing u never did in ur entire life: <span style='font-size:15pt;line-height:100%'>READ</span> __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/SolidSnake76/thevet.jpg[/img:sig_uid]

01-28-2003, 03:40 PM	#5
akuma_forever Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The World Posts: 4,392 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	lol but here in america, its from EATING!!!!!!! ITS A DISGRACE!!!!!! WE ARE THE FATTEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET!!!!!!!!!! GET UP AND GO OUTSIDE!!!

01-28-2003, 04:45 PM	#6
SSJKarma Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Canada somewhere in the province of quebec Posts: 5,445 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	well... i think that belongs in the random insanity ! why ? because it has been made for no purpose at all, from a stupid boy that didn't knew what to wrote down on a XMvsSF ONLINE web site ! nuff said... move that to RANDOM INSANITY ! __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://membres.lycos.fr/imagesforum/Banner.gif[/img:sig_uid] "How did you escape my grasp ? no matter, i'll crush you now !" -DB : Lost Soul My Web Site http://membres.lycos.fr/xmvssf/

01-29-2003, 09:58 AM	#7
marvel911 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Northern Hemisphere Posts: 6,610 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Whatever...anyway its your own fault if your overweight...there is tons of things to do to stay fit...but its either genetics or laziness.. __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y226/mcclean/M911.gif[/img:sig_uid]

01-29-2003, 10:07 AM	#8
SolidSnake76 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Brooklyn NY Posts: 3,076 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	anyone remembers that case with mc donalds vs those parents? the jugde threw that case out, who could blame him? __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/SolidSnake76/thevet.jpg[/img:sig_uid]

01-29-2003, 10:48 AM	#9
DA_VIPA Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ...haha u cant find me Posts: 2,364 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	dubya tee eff..is this girl a nerd or somthin....? i dont see many girls that look for a guy who can use 9 letter words all the time jeez if u want her 2 like ya just act casual u sed u were a kind and generous person right? try askin this girl out if u havent already being smart is only good for school and a job thats bout it unless ur in love with albert einstien's great grand daughter

01-29-2003, 11:51 AM	#10
MIG Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 693 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	hey at least u have mixed classes...at my school the boys and girls are seperated...and if you like her dont u just ask her out? the worst she can say is no and then you've got a much better reason to become rich and famous to make her regret her desicion __________________ aka---MIG_9 and raziel123 http://www.azure-reflection.net/razielsig.jpg

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