[Selvin]

This woman comes into a doctor's office complaining of a rash. She shows the doctor the rash which is in the shape of an H on her chest. She explains that her husband went to Harvard and sometimes when they make love, he likes to wear his school sweater. The doctor gives her an ointment, says rub this on, it should clear it up.

Next day a woman comes in complaining of a rash, shows the doctor, this is in the shape of a backward S. She says her lover went to Stanford and sometimes when they make love he likes to wear his school sweater. The doctor gives her the ointment to clear it up.

Next day a woman comes in complaining of a rash, shows the doctor the rash which is in the shape of an M. The doctor says hold on, let me guess, did your lover go to Michigan? she says no,.. he went to Wellesley.

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