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G_GUNDAM · 01-25-2003, 09:59 PM

here is an old school joke.

its called a hard life.

**ok there was a carrot, some lettuce, and a dick. the lettuce says, i have a hard life. my master puts me in a cold box. then he breaks a peacee of me and eats me in a sandwich. the carrot says, i have a hard life. my master gets a knife and cuts me into some hot boiling water. then the dick says, i have the hardest life. my master puts this tight rubber suit on and puts me in a wet dark cave. then he makes me do push ups untill i throw up.**

i thought it was funny :laughlong:

01-25-2003, 09:59 PM	#44
G_GUNDAM Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 793 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): Thanks (Received): Likes (Given): Likes (Received): Dislikes (Given): Dislikes (Received): Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	here is an old school joke. its called a hard life. ok there was a carrot, some lettuce, and a dick. the lettuce says, i have a hard life. my master puts me in a cold box. then he breaks a peacee of me and eats me in a sandwich. the carrot says, i have a hard life. my master gets a knife and cuts me into some hot boiling water. then the dick says, i have the hardest life. my master puts this tight rubber suit on and puts me in a wet dark cave. then he makes me do push ups untill i throw up. i thought it was funny :laughlong: __________________ fear is my pleasure, hatred is my nourishment........... [img:sig_uid]http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload5/TESTAMENT.jpg[/img:sig_uid] [img:sig_uid]http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload6/ggxtestament.jpg[/img:sig_uid]