theres a girl at a beach. she has no arms and no legs. a dude comes by and sees her crying. he asks her "why are y crying?" She says "icnever had a conversation with anyone before. "
So the man made a conversation with her. The next day the man goes back and sees her crying even more. He asks her "Why are u crying?" She saysc" I never been kissed before." So the man kisses her.
The next day the man goes back and she's still crying. He asks her "why are u crying?" She says i never been f**k** before. So the man picks her up, throws her in the ocean, and says "There now you're f**k**!"
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