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AngelWings · 01-13-2003, 06:06 PM

both genders have diff things that may seem like they're better than the other, but both are really equal in their own little way. so just to prove my point...so b/c u posted 101 reasons why guyz r better than girlz, then i guess itz not wrong to say 101 reasons why girlz r better rite?

101. We're beautiful
100. We're smarter
99. If there's something wrong with our face, we can fix it
98. We have fashion sense
97. We have tact
96. If we're horny its not obvious
95. We're polite
94. We can have long hair and not look weird
93. We're not dense when it comes to relationships
92. We don't have d**ks
91. We can wear skirts
90. When we see a hot guy we don't pitch a tent in our pants
89. We get what we want and we don't have to beg
88. We can get out of traffic tickets
87. If we're too short we can make ourselves taller
86. God made Eve to MAKE UP for Adam
85. We can't get prostate cancer
84. We don't look stupid when we dance at parties
83. We're allowed to hit boys but boys aren't allowed to hit back
82. You can look but you can't touch
81. If we burp, its not as obvious and gross when a guy does
80. If we need help with something, it doesn't look weird when we ask
79. Unlike the cops, we always get our man
78. We don't have to be ripped to be attractive
77. We'll never get receding hairlines
76. We may fart but we never get blamed
75. We have an excuse for bad days
74. Guys can propose, but we have the final choice
73. We go to a beauty salon, not a barber
72. We're from Venus... apparently
71. We don't have to pay for dates
70. We don't get potbellies
69. We have more things to play with (make up, purses..)
68. Our voices don't crack in puberty
67. We have a special bond with our kids
66. If we're Jewish, we don't have to get circumcised
65. We don't need to eat 8 cheeseburgers to be full
64. Animals like us
63. Guys come to us
62. Penis envy isn't a problem for us
61. Nail Polish
60. It doesn't hurt to ride a bike
59. When we have boobs, its normal, when guys have boobs, well thats just wrong
58. We're not expected to know how to fix stuff
57. We don't sweat nearly as much
56. We'll NEVER be a "dirty old man"
55. Shopping is fun, not work
54. We can train guys
53. If we're short, it doesn't stop guys from asking us out
52. We'll never go bald
51. We can stop and ask for directions
50. We don't name our body parts
49. We can slap your butts and you can't stop us
48. We have finer tastes
47. To us, beer is an acquired taste
46. It takes more than guns and gore to entertain us
45. We don't need to do everything to get attention
44. We don't need to beat someone up to feel good
43. We can be conniving and manipulative and not be evil
42. We chew our food before we swallow it
41. We CAN turn you down even if you are hot
40. Its not obvious when we're lying
39. We don't have to be gay to shop
38. We don't have to be macho
37. Girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice
36. We don't need instant replay to remember the score
35. Green M&Ms are just M&Ms
34. We can shave our legs without playing a certain sport
33. The Damsel in Distress always gets rescued
32. We get more out of a romance movie then... "did you see the breasts on THAT!?"
31. Our pants aren't loose enough to fall down
30. Dolls are made to look like us
29. We're better kissers
28. We're allowed to giggle
27. We have smooth skin
26. In Saudi Arabia we can marry as many men as we want
25. We can scream
24. Football's a game, not an obsession
23. Boys have cooties
22. Pink is allowed
21. We can sing without people laughing at us (most of the time anyways)
20. Lip Gloss
19. We can borrow guys clothes
18. We're not too proud to cry
17. Just because we like a guy doesn't mean we think about having sex with him, or want to for that matter...
16. Our talents go beyond burping and farting
15. We're ALWAYS innocent
14. We can say hi without punching each other
13. Most guys would give us the shirt off their backs
12. It doesn't matter if we suck at sports
11. Girls can wear guys clothes and not be gay
10. We don't have hairy chests
9. We're allowed to be scared
8. Doors are opened for us
7. We can give 'the look'
6. We can start wars with our beauty (Helen of Troy, Cleopatra, the list goes on...)
5. We get flowers and candy
4. We get to sit down when we pee
3. We can be creative with our formal wear
2. With guys, you can tell when they're gay
1. Men can't live without women

01-13-2003, 06:06 PM	#10
AngelWings Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Neptune Posts: 159 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): Thanks (Received): Likes (Given): Likes (Received): Dislikes (Given): Dislikes (Received): Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	both genders have diff things that may seem like they're better than the other, but both are really equal in their own little way. so just to prove my point...so b/c u posted 101 reasons why guyz r better than girlz, then i guess itz not wrong to say 101 reasons why girlz r better rite? 101. We're beautiful 100. We're smarter 99. If there's something wrong with our face, we can fix it 98. We have fashion sense 97. We have tact 96. If we're horny its not obvious 95. We're polite 94. We can have long hair and not look weird 93. We're not dense when it comes to relationships 92. We don't have d**ks 91. We can wear skirts 90. When we see a hot guy we don't pitch a tent in our pants 89. We get what we want and we don't have to beg 88. We can get out of traffic tickets 87. If we're too short we can make ourselves taller 86. God made Eve to MAKE UP for Adam 85. We can't get prostate cancer 84. We don't look stupid when we dance at parties 83. We're allowed to hit boys but boys aren't allowed to hit back 82. You can look but you can't touch 81. If we burp, its not as obvious and gross when a guy does 80. If we need help with something, it doesn't look weird when we ask 79. Unlike the cops, we always get our man 78. We don't have to be ripped to be attractive 77. We'll never get receding hairlines 76. We may fart but we never get blamed 75. We have an excuse for bad days 74. Guys can propose, but we have the final choice 73. We go to a beauty salon, not a barber 72. We're from Venus... apparently 71. We don't have to pay for dates 70. We don't get potbellies 69. We have more things to play with (make up, purses..) 68. Our voices don't crack in puberty 67. We have a special bond with our kids 66. If we're Jewish, we don't have to get circumcised 65. We don't need to eat 8 cheeseburgers to be full 64. Animals like us 63. Guys come to us 62. Penis envy isn't a problem for us 61. Nail Polish 60. It doesn't hurt to ride a bike 59. When we have boobs, its normal, when guys have boobs, well thats just wrong 58. We're not expected to know how to fix stuff 57. We don't sweat nearly as much 56. We'll NEVER be a "dirty old man" 55. Shopping is fun, not work 54. We can train guys 53. If we're short, it doesn't stop guys from asking us out 52. We'll never go bald 51. We can stop and ask for directions 50. We don't name our body parts 49. We can slap your butts and you can't stop us 48. We have finer tastes 47. To us, beer is an acquired taste 46. It takes more than guns and gore to entertain us 45. We don't need to do everything to get attention 44. We don't need to beat someone up to feel good 43. We can be conniving and manipulative and not be evil 42. We chew our food before we swallow it 41. We CAN turn you down even if you are hot 40. Its not obvious when we're lying 39. We don't have to be gay to shop 38. We don't have to be macho 37. Girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice 36. We don't need instant replay to remember the score 35. Green M&Ms are just M&Ms 34. We can shave our legs without playing a certain sport 33. The Damsel in Distress always gets rescued 32. We get more out of a romance movie then... "did you see the breasts on THAT!?" 31. Our pants aren't loose enough to fall down 30. Dolls are made to look like us 29. We're better kissers 28. We're allowed to giggle 27. We have smooth skin 26. In Saudi Arabia we can marry as many men as we want 25. We can scream 24. Football's a game, not an obsession 23. Boys have cooties 22. Pink is allowed 21. We can sing without people laughing at us (most of the time anyways) 20. Lip Gloss 19. We can borrow guys clothes 18. We're not too proud to cry 17. Just because we like a guy doesn't mean we think about having sex with him, or want to for that matter... 16. Our talents go beyond burping and farting 15. We're ALWAYS innocent 14. We can say hi without punching each other 13. Most guys would give us the shirt off their backs 12. It doesn't matter if we suck at sports 11. Girls can wear guys clothes and not be gay 10. We don't have hairy chests 9. We're allowed to be scared 8. Doors are opened for us 7. We can give 'the look' 6. We can start wars with our beauty (Helen of Troy, Cleopatra, the list goes on...) 5. We get flowers and candy 4. We get to sit down when we pee 3. We can be creative with our formal wear 2. With guys, you can tell when they're gay 1. Men can't live without women __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v155/Babey1004/Angelwingsbanner.jpg[/img:sig_uid]