I've seen James Bond, and will be seeing the Twin Towers tommorow... and here's what I've got to say about Die Another Day:
Possibly the most outlandish bond movie I've seen, which at this point they should really just start labeling their movies "00-scifi." It poses none of the characteristics of actually looking believeable and by the next movie I fully expect James bond to have a laboratory so high-tech all he would have to do is opperate a remote-control robot of himself to complete the objective.
I mean, cmon here.. isn't this movie supposed to be at least a little believable here? But no, give the bastard an invisible car, a limited waranty to purchase another dick if it is not guaranteed he'll #### another chick every hour on the hour, and of course, a license to get more bullets fired at him then all the laser blasts in Star Wars episode 2, and yet never even get close to being hit by one.
And then there's that other point of James bond being able to do crazy/impossible things, like jump start a hellicopter while it falls form the air (do you have any idea what that would do to the propellers?), parasaling a gigantic wave with a iece of a car, over a glacier that must have been a half a mile high, and somehow figuring out just how to dodge all those lasers in the "machine" (whatever it was called), when the guy who friggin opperated it couldn't.
*cough* I think that'll be enough for now... until I see the Twin Towers.
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