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Gotenks13 · 12-24-2002, 08:16 PM

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ost_uid0="asshole"]Dan, I honeslty HOPE that you weren't serious.
Santa Claus ISN'T REAL, and you know how I know?
Because I read the story(actually a poem) that some guy(forogt his name) made for his children...

Here's how the story goes:
There's was this one guy who was a real Poemster(is that areal word?) Well, he loved to write poems, he even sold a lot of his poems, so the town he used o live in admired his work. Then one day on Christmas, he decied to make his Kids a Sorry-like-Poem... And Story was about how Santa Claus got down each Chimney and gave kids presents...

And sicne the peopel of the town admired his work, they decided to tur it into a real thing, so people started dressing up as fat people, with Red $hit on and started passing out presents to their kids...
Then business people started liking the idea and started making money. And then it got vaught all around the country...

Well anyway, the moral is that, That's how Santa Claus was Invented and he isn't REAL!!!

Oh, im sorry to say this, but this one one of the stupidest threads ever mad4e....[/quote]
sorrry i just wanted to no if that longd beard dude exsisted[/quote]
1. Please tell me you weren't confused about the answer.

2. Santa Claus is real. However, it depends on how you look at it. Those guys in the malls aren't fake are they? Now if you're talking about the international Santa Claus that goes to every house in the world in one night...no, he isn't real.

12-24-2002, 08:16 PM	#13
Gotenks13 Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Alabama sucks...I'm movin' to Florida when I graduate... Posts: 326 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): Thanks (Received): Likes (Given): Likes (Received): Dislikes (Given): Dislikes (Received): Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="mysticveggeto"][quoteost_uid0="asshole"]Dan, I honeslty HOPE that you weren't serious. Santa Claus ISN'T REAL, and you know how I know? Because I read the story(actually a poem) that some guy(forogt his name) made for his children... Here's how the story goes: There's was this one guy who was a real Poemster(is that areal word?) Well, he loved to write poems, he even sold a lot of his poems, so the town he used o live in admired his work. Then one day on Christmas, he decied to make his Kids a Sorry-like-Poem... And Story was about how Santa Claus got down each Chimney and gave kids presents... And sicne the peopel of the town admired his work, they decided to tur it into a real thing, so people started dressing up as fat people, with Red $hit on and started passing out presents to their kids... Then business people started liking the idea and started making money. And then it got vaught all around the country... Well anyway, the moral is that, That's how Santa Claus was Invented and he isn't REAL!!! Oh, im sorry to say this, but this one one of the stupidest threads ever mad4e....[/quote] sorrry i just wanted to no if that longd beard dude exsisted[/quote] 1. Please tell me you weren't confused about the answer. 2. Santa Claus is real. However, it depends on how you look at it. Those guys in the malls aren't fake are they? Now if you're talking about the international Santa Claus that goes to every house in the world in one night...no, he isn't real. __________________ O6' MUTHA SMUCKA!!!!!