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Anyone who knows their magical beings knows that no magical beings are supposed to interfere with someones love life, or even love for that matter.
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As for your facts, how are you so sure he is even 5000 pounds?
There's something called exaggeration.
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Even if he was, the fact is that he is a MAGICAL BEING. The word magical has a huge effect on him. He's not some myth... and people can only get what they truly want most from him. It won't be something you just saw and said "Ouuu.. I want that." because if it was, then my older brother would have a large quantity of cars with all the storage space in the world, and a whole LOT of people would have $1+ in their stockings.
Santa is still stupid
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As sad as your family's divorce is, you aren't the only one who had the divorce and asked for that. My brother asked for that, and when that didn't happen, he was hurt. But he still believed, since he and I both knew (we read up on magical creatures and beings) that he couldn't interfere with someones love life. So don't feel like you're all alone.
I don't care anymore anyways, it's been well over a decade.
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And continuing on about his ability to deliver the gifts all over the world, it may seem hard, but he can. It is believed (by many a books) that he can slow down time while he is dropping off his presents. His ability to do this, however, is limited only to that extent. The fact that he can go through chimney's that are small, was said to be done by him shrinking himself (and the bag). For those places that don't have chimney's, he can go through the cracks in the doors
"It is believed" That's poopty, if he slowed down time, then time wpildn't be going slowly, as I am always watching the time about every Christmas, and you still haven't explained how he will be able to put presents if people are still awake.
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BTW, show some respect to magical beings. They have been alive longer than all of us, and deserve at least some respect.
There's no such thing as magical beings! No tooth fairy, No Santa Claus, no witches, there's no such thing! This is real life, povetry, death, destruction, all that bullpoop. Why don't children just see the truth! There is no such thing as SANTA CLAUS! There will never be one, unless you dress up as him which still doesn't count.
I don't care if it breaks childrens hearts... children are getting corrupt anyways. Look at coolplayer or mysticvegeta or whatever.... they are only 9 and they are saying inapproproate words that they aren;t even supposed to be saying yet. Look at the young teenagers who vandilize walls, and buildings. They think they are the authority.
I hate children, I don't care about 'em, whatever they do, I don't care, as long as they don't touch me. Stupid bitches.