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Roll · 12-06-2002, 03:12 PM

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ost_uid0="TarkanX"]Fat ass bitch doesn't exist, theres no way possible a fat man can fly with deers that fly. Theres no way a 5000 pound man can fit in a chimney so little, infact, some places don't even have chimneys. There's no way you can deliver presents to 6 billion people in the world in a few hours, infact, many people are up at midnight(myself for one). Santa bitch doesn't exist, I'm surprised some of you believe in him.

"ho ho ho and a toot toot toot"

I stopped believing in him when I was 8. I asked for him to have my mom and dad live with eachother again, yes I put milk and cookies.. guess what? FAT BITCH DIDN'T COME!

That bitch deserves to go to hell, for all the damn people he's disappointed. HE DOESN'T EXIST! If he does, I'd kill him right now.[/quote]
Anyone who knows their magical beings knows that no magical beings are supposed to interfere with someones love life, or even love for that matter. As for your facts, how are you so sure he is even 5000 pounds? Even if he was, the fact is that he is a MAGICAL BEING. The word magical has a huge effect on him. He's not some myth... and people can only get what they truly want most from him. It won't be something you just saw and said "Ouuu.. I want that." because if it was, then my older brother would have a large quantity of cars with all the storage space in the world, and a whole LOT of people would have $1+ in their stockings.

As sad as your family's divorce is, you aren't the only one who had the divorce and asked for that. My brother asked for that, and when that didn't happen, he was hurt. But he still believed, since he and I both knew (we read up on magical creatures and beings) that he couldn't interfere with someones love life. So don't feel like you're all alone.

And continuing on about his ability to deliver the gifts all over the world, it may seem hard, but he can. It is believed (by many a books) that he can slow down time while he is dropping off his presents. His ability to do this, however, is limited only to that extent. The fact that he can go through chimney's that are small, was said to be done by him shrinking himself (and the bag). For those places that don't have chimney's, he can go through the cracks in the doors.

BTW, show some respect to magical beings. They have been alive longer than all of us, and deserve at least some respect.

12-06-2002, 03:12 PM	#33
Roll Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 2,647 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): Thanks (Received): Likes (Given): Likes (Received): Dislikes (Given): Dislikes (Received): Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="TarkanX"]Fat ass bitch doesn't exist, theres no way possible a fat man can fly with deers that fly. Theres no way a 5000 pound man can fit in a chimney so little, infact, some places don't even have chimneys. There's no way you can deliver presents to 6 billion people in the world in a few hours, infact, many people are up at midnight(myself for one). Santa bitch doesn't exist, I'm surprised some of you believe in him. "ho ho ho and a toot toot toot" I stopped believing in him when I was 8. I asked for him to have my mom and dad live with eachother again, yes I put milk and cookies.. guess what? FAT BITCH DIDN'T COME! That bitch deserves to go to hell, for all the damn people he's disappointed. HE DOESN'T EXIST! If he does, I'd kill him right now.[/quote] Anyone who knows their magical beings knows that no magical beings are supposed to interfere with someones love life, or even love for that matter. As for your facts, how are you so sure he is even 5000 pounds? Even if he was, the fact is that he is a MAGICAL BEING. The word magical has a huge effect on him. He's not some myth... and people can only get what they truly want most from him. It won't be something you just saw and said "Ouuu.. I want that." because if it was, then my older brother would have a large quantity of cars with all the storage space in the world, and a whole LOT of people would have $1+ in their stockings. As sad as your family's divorce is, you aren't the only one who had the divorce and asked for that. My brother asked for that, and when that didn't happen, he was hurt. But he still believed, since he and I both knew (we read up on magical creatures and beings) that he couldn't interfere with someones love life. So don't feel like you're all alone. And continuing on about his ability to deliver the gifts all over the world, it may seem hard, but he can. It is believed (by many a books) that he can slow down time while he is dropping off his presents. His ability to do this, however, is limited only to that extent. The fact that he can go through chimney's that are small, was said to be done by him shrinking himself (and the bag). For those places that don't have chimney's, he can go through the cracks in the doors. BTW, show some respect to magical beings. They have been alive longer than all of us, and deserve at least some respect. __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://www.boomspeed.com/roll/Hikaru-2.jpg[/img:sig_uid] Perhaps.. I've overstayed my welcome..