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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"? [/quote]
That person was a woman or a gay man....nuff said.
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
I mean why does bread have to be white.J/K
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Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Simple the light in the freezer crack and break from the cold tempertures eventually,and know wan'ts glass on there icecream.
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Because Jim and Jeal where the real COOL songs then.
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Heres a better question why is Gilligan gay?
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Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Well you point at your crouch for a BJ.
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Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they
are going to look up there anyway?
I don't understand pervs and pimps are the answer.
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Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
Goofy is retarded so he forgot his family roots.
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What do you call male ballerinas?
Drag Queens
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Why ARE Trix only for kids?
Because gays get to have Lucky Charms so kids get to have Trix.
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
didn't he just buy dinner?
Simple fast food places don't do delvery 500 miles away.
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Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
Well you could say pimp,but he might own you if you give him your money.
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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Karma said it best.
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
Breast oil.lol
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
No Jackasses
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Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Well Mickey does OWN.lol
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Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
Oh man they do.Maybe some old lady got lazy from whoring and made the same tune by accident.
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Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Oh yea SFPOA members don't recieve the full effect of ABC ceral or the soup.
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out
the window?
Well maybe your breath stinks.
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Very good topic...TarkanX lost his damn mind. :laugh: