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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
My Father ! (he said COW, not TAURUS. so it is milk in raw form but still milk)
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
because black people whould be angry at us for not doing so !
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Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
who really wants to eat FROZEN FOOD during the night ?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
same as TarkanX
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
like all scientist, he can do COMPLEX things, but not SIMPLE thing !
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Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
too bad in english, what does CROTCH mean ?
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Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
again, what is an OB-GYN ?
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Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
because PLUTO know what he is !
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What do you call male ballerinas?
GAY's ?
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Why ARE Trix only for kids?
because only kid buy them !
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
he doesn't have any CASH, he only got ACME (FREE STUFFS)
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Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
don't understand this ?
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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
good one, TESTICALS !
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
let me guess, PORNO-MAGASINE ?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
now, that's the question of the existence of life ! you finally figured it out ! this world is full of em !
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Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
yep, and his name is MICKEY
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Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
never notice that !
i guess because teachers wanted to put us ASLEEP at primary school !
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Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
can't read that one, sorry ! :biggrins:
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
my dog isn't mad at him when i blow in his face, but he is when i blow in his ears !
no problem, but about what ?