It was a dark and stormy night.....
Dr.Dark- Shoot! Where the heck is Karma-Zinc* when I need her! [slams fist on work table]
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*Karma-Zinc: Dr. Dark`s evil assistant. She is one of L`s fave cousins from the planet Zinoid.
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Karma-Zinc(entering)- Dr,Dr,Dr.... Now now. I`m here. There was a little traffic on the way over.....
Dr.D- Well, next time, teleport!!! That`s what your powers are FOR!
Karma-Zinc- Very well... I will. Next time. Alright, get to the point, Doc. I`m in a hurry..... There`s a Solar Store sale in 15 min.
Dr.D- Fine. (clears throat) You see, Mister Hydell has notified me about a special eclipse of the sun..... that is happening in exactly 36 hours. Now, you understand that you have less than 2 days to get this mission over with?
Karma-Zinc- I understand clearly. The one thing I DON`T get is this: What do you want me to do? Stop the `clipse?
Dr.D- NO. I want you to make sure the Jade Gem is stolen safely.... By YOU!
Karma-Zinc- Done. Fine. No problem.
Karma leaves room... headed for main exit
Karma- Geez. Where the hell am I supposed to look for that 'Gem'? I mean, ok, so I have a GPS system... I DO NOT have a map, OR a persona-l palm pilot! Oh well... I guess I`ll have to try my luck!
continues down roads..searching.
Karma- Oh wait.... THERE it is!!!!!!!!!!
Suddenly, a pale figure appears.
PaleFigure- Hey.... What do you think you`re doing?
Karma- Stealing....
PaleFigure- Well, you might as well do it RIGHT!
He picks up the gem, and throws it to Karma
Karma- Ugh... Thanks?
PaleFigure- Your not welcome.
Karma leaves
PaleFigure(speaking into a walky talky)- I`ve got her!
Good Guys- Good job, Plater!
Plater(aka PaleFigure)- Thanks general....
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General- Hey you! The lady in black!
Karma(turning)-Hm? Whats this???
General- I`m General R. C. Pricher. And through reliable sources, I was told you stole the world reknown Jade Gem?
Karma(narrowing her eyes)- So what if I did?
General- Listen here, lil lady! I want that Gem safely returned to it`s original loaction! And I have to, I`ll fight you for it!
Karma- Fine. 1 on 1 match.....
Fight begins...... 3 hrs later...... Fight ends
Karma(Standing with one foot on the General)- Didn`t your mother teach you NOT TO MESS WITH GIRLS?
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