[Nantuko Joe]

HARRISON-S, who claimed to be a vet with good skills. He didn't talk ANY smack in the chat, and tried to carry on a convo with NoSoul, and I challenged him to a fair fight. I enter the fight, and he picks Cyclops and cheaps me. I manage to somehow get out of his beam and start to cheaply beat the shiznit out of him, and he goes "Stop, my little brother picked Cyclops". I stop for ONE MOMENT, and he jumpes back and starts to cheap me again. He wins, and I go "why did you cheap me?" He says "WAT? WAT YOU MEAN?"

I go, "You just sat there like a little nOOb biotch and used Optic blast"
Harrison-s: No i didn't
Me: yeah, you did.
Harrison-s: I'm still not a nOOb. I'm a vet
Me: you're no vet. You're a nOOb biotch. If you were a vet, you woulnd't have had to cheap me with cyclops
Harrison: wat?
Harrison: i didnt'
Harrison: my brother picked cyclops
Me: however, you didn't have to be cheap with him
Harrison: sorry
Harrison: rematch, we'll both use ryu

So I quit out of the countdown and re-challenge him. I pick Ryu...

and he picks Cyclops and cheaps me again, then says his keyboard wasn't set right, and his brother picked Cyclops again. then he denies the whole thing

In all seriousness, if I had the power to, I would have reached my hand thru the computer screen and murdered his biotch-ass