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Nantuko Joe · 11-15-2002, 05:18 AM

Oh, god...

This has nothing to do with dares, but it's still kind of funny:

I played football with my friends after school yesterday, and I was all over this one kid to make sure he didn't get the ball, and he turned suddenly and accidentally punched me in the jaw. I found that it hurt like all hell, and I really couldn't open or close it very well. Apparently, when he punched my right jaw, it dislocated the left jaw. Then, while I was trying to move it side-to-side with my hand, i heard a sickening crack, and it apparently popped back in, but I think it's fractured, because when I bite down, it hurts like holy hell in my upper jaw and inner ear.

Then, a few plays later, I go for a tackle. I tackle the kid, but his leg whips around and he kicks me right in the fcuking jaw. Ow

11-15-2002, 05:18 AM	#15
Nantuko Joe Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Right behind you... Posts: 1,479 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): Thanks (Received): Likes (Given): Likes (Received): Dislikes (Given): Dislikes (Received): Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Oh, god... This has nothing to do with dares, but it's still kind of funny: I played football with my friends after school yesterday, and I was all over this one kid to make sure he didn't get the ball, and he turned suddenly and accidentally punched me in the jaw. I found that it hurt like all hell, and I really couldn't open or close it very well. Apparently, when he punched my right jaw, it dislocated the left jaw. Then, while I was trying to move it side-to-side with my hand, i heard a sickening crack, and it apparently popped back in, but I think it's fractured, because when I bite down, it hurts like holy hell in my upper jaw and inner ear. Then, a few plays later, I go for a tackle. I tackle the kid, but his leg whips around and he kicks me right in the fcuking jaw. Ow