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Old 11-14-2002, 06:17 AM   #4
Nantuko Joe
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Aah, dares...lemme think...this all happens in ONE DAY of my life...

1.) My friend dared me to streak across the football field during practice for $10. I soon became $10 richer

2.) My friend said he'd give me a bottle of Black Haus if I jumped off the roof of this shed-like building at a soccer field. I soon had $10, and a bottle of Black Haus

3.) I sat in a shopping cart, and my friend pushed me so the back of the cart was touching his car. He got in and revved it up to like 30 mph across a parking lot, pushing me in front of him, then he stopped, and I wailed into a curb doing like 30 mph, then flipped, bashed my head, and ended up torn and tattered in a bush. I then had $10, a bottle of Black Haus, and a poopload of cuts and bruises

4.) I dressed up in a Gandalf costume and walked around my downtown area shouting "THE SHADOW IS GROWING IN MORDOR! FOOLISH PEOPLE, YOU WILL ALL DIE AT THE HANDS OF THE DARK LORD SAURON AND HIS ARMY OF ORCS! RUN, YOU FOOLS!" I then had $10, a bottle of Black Haus, a poopload of cuts and bruises, and a Gandalf costume

5.) I then used the $10 to buy a SECOND bottle of Black Haus, then drank BOTH BOTTLES in like an hour and a half, then sat in my living room shouting at the Gandalf costume to stop making fun of me as my friends secretly videotaped the whole thing. I woke up passed out on my couch.
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