[Nantuko Joe]

Bah, I can't wait until 20 pages. Here are all the members of the SFPOA:

Name: mysticveggeto
Age: 12
Reason(s) for Application: spamming, making nOObish comments
Selected course of treatment: flame
Position in the SFPOA: Full Member

Name: ssj4goku
Age: 12
Reason(s) for Application: spamming, ignoring intelligent remarks, insisting that Brolly goes SSJ4
Selected course of treatment: flame
Position in the SFPOA: Full Member

Name: ajtimbs
Age: 12
Reason(s) for Application: spamming, nOObish comments
Selected course of Treatment: flame, puberty
Position in the SFPOA: Full Member

Name: AXE
Age: Unknown
Reason(s) for Application: throwing paper in Dan and Nantuko's faces, being a hardass
Selected course of Treatment: a swift kick in the arse
Position in the SFPOA: Fully treated, released

Name: Attitude_Chick
Age: 15
Reason for Application: acting like a total biotch
Selected course of treatment: Midol
Position in the SFPOA: Full Member

Name: Dan Hibiki
Age: 18
Reason for Application: being $84 short after closing the arcade
Selected course of treatment: quitting his job before his boss finds out...
Position in the SFPOA: President of the non-members branch

Name: Roll
Age: 14
Reason for Application: being too nice and sappy
Selected course of treatment: guard dogs :biggrin:
Position in the SFPOA: threatened to poison Nantuko Joe's food, and therefore was cured of her niceness

Name: TJ5
Age: 14?
Reason for Application: spamming, overreacting, acting gay [or being gay]
Selected course of treatment: church, straight bar, bootcamp
Position in the SFPOA: Full Member

Name: sportschick
Age: 15
Reason for Application: annoying some ppl, getting smart with ppl
Selected course of treatment: a man
Position in the SFPOA: Full Member

Name: SolidSnake76
Age: Unknown
Reason for Application: arguing with another member of the SFPOA over trivial matters
Selected course of treatment: get him to hook up with the other member
Position in the SFPOA: Full Member

Name: stjames
Age: I'm guessing around 10
Reason for application: world-class spamming, getting high and making stupid topics, an example is this URL
Selected couse of treatment: Blowtorch
Position in the SFPOA: Vice-president of the members branch

Name: SSJKarma
Age: 21
Reason for application: thinks he's perfect
Selected course of treatment: a wake-up to reality
Position in the SFPOA: Recovering member

Name: Nexusgod
Age: unknown
Reason for Application: thinks he a god, trying to flame Nantuko Joe
Selected course of treatment: a wake-up to reality
Position in the SFPOA: PPL w/the IQ of a Toaster Oven

Name: (MSK)SKATEJO
Age: acts like he's 3
Reason for Application: acting like a nOOb and flaming F-O-C-K
Selected course of treatment: have 19 guys gang-rape him
Position in the SFPOA: Recovering Member (still can't sit down)

Name: Juggernaut
Age: Unknown
Reason for application: starting topics just for the hell of it
Selected course of treatment: flame, banishment
Position in the SFPOA: Senior Member

Name: Bunmi
Age: Unknown
Reason for Application: being as bad as Randy-Moss
Selected Course of treatment: Death is the least we could do
Position in the SFPOA: Last we heard, he was a VP of members, but haven't seen him in ages

Name: _FIGHTER_
Age: unknown(probably 9)
Reason for application: Acts retarded in the server and thinks he's hot ########. Says be beats everyone, including myself and he never has
Selected course of treatment: Banishment
Position in the SFPOA: Full Member

Name: HARRISON-S
Age: prolly 9
Reason for application: saying he will fight with ryu, then cheaping a victory using the Cyclops beam thing, then saying he doesn't know what I'm talking about when I confront him
Selected course of treatment: a -10,000 points from TMy
Position in the SFPOA: PPl w/the IQ of a Toaster Oven

Name: Randy-moss
Age: unknown
Reason for application: thinking that everybody's little and that all clans suck (despite attempting to make a clan of his own), and that he is superior to any and all people
Selected course of treatment: immediately restored position of VP of the SFPOA - Members Branch, and swift punishment in the game if he is ever seen again
Comments: President of the Members Branch

Name: xUMJx
Age: unknown
Reason for application: a superiority complex the size of Wisconsin without the skills to back it up
Selected course of treatment: brutal beatdown, possible tactical wedgie hit
Position in the SFPOA: President of the Members Branch

Name:Punker_dude
Age: unknown
Reason for application: Double posting, acting like a nOOb,spamming
Selected course of treatment: Flame
Position in the SFPOA: Full Member