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(fighter) · 11-02-2002, 05:40 AM

these are all your moma is so stupid jokes that im posting

(I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...)

(she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did!)

(when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!")
(she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb.)

(when I asked her Are You Single? - she said, no 'I is Double jointed')

(I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.)

(she invented a silent car alarm.)

(she somehow got fired from a Blow-Job)
(when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...'Which colour?')
:laughlong:

11-02-2002, 05:40 AM	#5
(fighter) Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: north eastern pa Posts: 413 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): Thanks (Received): Likes (Given): Likes (Received): Dislikes (Given): Dislikes (Received): Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	these are all your moma is so stupid jokes that im posting (I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...) (she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did!) (when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!") (she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb.) (when I asked her Are You Single? - she said, no 'I is Double jointed') (I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.) (she invented a silent car alarm.) (she somehow got fired from a Blow-Job) (when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...'Which colour?') :laughlong: __________________ http://torax.outwar.com/page.php?x=1304