Why do some of you keep referring to the Japanese names of DBZ characters? We aren't all DBZ gurus like you, ya know, so quit showing off. Anyways...
I am biased towards Street Fighter, and I STILL say DBZ would win. Not because I like the characters/story better (and I don't), but just because the DBZ characters are so ridiculously strong. In DBZ, for example, characters like Cell can be attacked by an entire army, shot with missiles, and not even get scratched. Do you think Ryu could do that? Of course not. Street Fighter characters can't fly, they can't move as fast as DBZ characters, and they aren't as powerful as DBZ characters. Frieza could blow up entire planets. Do you think Guile could do that? Is there even anything to debate, really? Anyone that's watched DBZ for any length of time would understand that SF characters don't even stand a chance.
Now, having said all that, I leave you with the typical DBZ battle (once you've seen one, you've seen them all)...
Krillin: Oh, no! A new foe, bent on world domination, who's even more powerful than the last one has appeared! Uwa! Uwa! Uwa! (whining in fear
)
Piccolo: We had better train for 10 episodes straight, while this new foe destroys the planet!
Goku: Don't worry, we can just use the hyperbolic time chamber!
10 episodes later...
*Goku, Vegeta, and Gohan step out of the hyperbolic time chamber*
Bulma: Wow, you guys glow even brighter than before!
Piccolo: This... power... is unlike anything I've ever felt!
Krillin: Uwa! Uwa! Uwa!
Gohan: With our powers combined, this new foe bent on world domination doesn't even stand a chance!
Vegeta: Powers combined? You pathetic weakling. I will destroy this N.F.B.O.W.D. with my bare hands! I don't need your help, stupid boy.
*Vegeta, Goku, and Gohan fly to the scene, where our N.F.B.O.W.D. is destroying some city*
N.F.B.O.W.D.: Who are you guys?
Vegeta: I am the Prince of all Saiya-Jins, once again! I've come to destroy you. Heh, heh, heh.
N.F.B.O.W.D.: Destroy
me? Mwahahahaha! I'd like to see you try, foolish creature.
*Vegeta and our N.F.B.O.W.D. have a staring contest for an entire episode, while the veiwers are subjected to pointless dialogue from King Kai, Master Roshi, Piccolo, Krillin, and others that have nothing to do with the battle, then Vegeta proceeds to kick his ass*
Piccolo: Amazing. Vegeta's moves look exactly the same as they did during the last fight with the former N.F.B.O.W.D., and yet he's kicking his ass! I guess those 10 episodes of training paid off!
King Kai: Why doesn't Vegeta finish him? He's had several opportunities over the course of the last two episodes!
N.F.B.O.W.D.: Argh! It's not fair! I'm not at full power yet!
Vegeta: You're pathetic. I'll bet even Krillin could beat you. Heh, heh, heh.
N.F.B.O.W.D.: You mock me! You wouldn't be saying that if I was at full power! Let me absorb Gohan, and you'll see!
Vegeta: Go on and absorb him then, maybe then I'll have a decent challenge.
Gohan: Arrrrrrrrgh!
King Kai: Oh NO!!!!! Gohan has been absorbed!
Krillin: Uwa! Uwa!
Piccolo: Oh no! This power... is unlike anything I've ever felt before!
Vegeta: Finally. Some decent competition. Heh, heh.
*N.F.B.O.W.D. practices some cheasy punches and kicks in the air, while Vegeta runs his mouth about how great he is*
Vegeta: Now let's just see what you can do.
N.F.B.O.W.D.: Gladly (with a huge, cheesy grin).
*Vegeta gets his ass kicked*
King Kai: Dammit, Vegeta pulls this sh!t every time! He could have finished him 2 episodes ago!
Vegeta: How could this be? I am the Prince of all Saiya-Jins!
N.F.B.O.W.D.: You are nothing.
*Vegeta goes berserk and throws countless fireballs at our N.F.B.O.W.D.*
Vegeta: (panting) Finally, it's over.
*The smoke from the fireballs clears, and our N.F.B.O.W.D. stands there, without a scratch*
Vegeta: ARRRGH!
N.F.B.O.W.D.: Hey, what's that over there?
Vegeta: What? (turning his head)
King Kai: Oh NO!!!!! Vegeta is being absorbed!
Vegeta: ARRGH!
*3 minutes later*
Piccolo: This... new power... is unlike anything I've ever felt before!
Krillin: Uwa! Uwa!
Goku: Well, it looks like it's just you and me.
N.F.B.O.W.D.: You cannot defeat me. Your powers are no match for mine!
Goku: Time to take it to the next level.
*Goku now reveals that he had the ability to go to SSJ3 the whole time*
Piccolo: Goku's... power level... is unlike anything I've ever felt before!
Krillin: Uwa! Uwa!
Yamcha: Goku sure has gotten strong! I wouldn't mind sparring with him again, someday...
*N.F.B.O.W.D. and Goku have a staring contest for the rest of the episode, while the viewers are subjected to pointless dialogue from King Kai, Master Rochi, etc.*
Narrator: Will Goku be able to defeat our N.F.B.O.W.D. with his new abilty? Stay tuned, for the next exciting episode of Dragon Ball Z!
