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SolidSnake76 · 10-04-2002, 06:32 PM

President Bush Saddam Hussein
56 years, 5' 11", 189lbs 65 years, vital stats are secret.

Weapon Expertise:
Bush: Crack shot, but fined in 1994 for killing a protected bird called a Killdeer.
Saddam: Celebrates by firing guns into the air.

Advatages:
Bush: Can outrun him.
Saddam: Has three doubles. So you're not sure whom you're chasing.

Durability:
Bush: Survived choking on a pretzel.
Saddam: Survived assassination plots and U.S. forces in Desert Storm in 1991.

Weakness:
Bush: Trips over big words.
Saddam: Needs viagra, according to his former mistress.

You decide.

10-04-2002, 06:32 PM	#1
SolidSnake76 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Brooklyn NY Posts: 3,076 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): Thanks (Received): Likes (Given): Likes (Received): Dislikes (Given): Dislikes (Received): Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	President Bush Saddam Hussein 56 years, 5' 11", 189lbs 65 years, vital stats are secret. Weapon Expertise: Bush: Crack shot, but fined in 1994 for killing a protected bird called a Killdeer. Saddam: Celebrates by firing guns into the air. Advatages: Bush: Can outrun him. Saddam: Has three doubles. So you're not sure whom you're chasing. Durability: Bush: Survived choking on a pretzel. Saddam: Survived assassination plots and U.S. forces in Desert Storm in 1991. Weakness: Bush: Trips over big words. Saddam: Needs viagra, according to his former mistress. You decide. __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/SolidSnake76/thevet.jpg[/img:sig_uid]