[quote
ost_uid4="nosoul4evr"]A TRUE FRIEND
>
>Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy "friendship" poems that always
>sound
>good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of
>promises that really speaks to true friendship!
>
>1. When you are sad, ... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
>against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
>
>2. When you are blue, ... I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
>
>3. When you smile,... I'll know you finally got laid.
>
>4. When you are scared, ... I will rag you about it every chance I get.
>
>5. When you are worried, ... I will tell you horrible stories about how
>much
>worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
>
>6. When you are confused,... I will use little words to explain.
>
>7. When you are sick,... stay away from me until you're well again. I don't
>want whatever you have.
>
>8. When you fall, ... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
>
>This is my oath, ... I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask?
>
>Because you're my friend!
>
>
>
>*Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you
>move a body. *
>
>Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.[/quote
ost_uid4]
Its a kool poem some what in my opinion it has some flaws though.I was thinking that you had the meaning kind of reversed however we do have different types of pplz out there.Cough never mind :vampv: :biggrin: