A TRUE FRIEND
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>Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy "friendship" poems that always
>sound
>good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of
>promises that really speaks to true friendship!
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>1. When you are sad, ... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
>against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
>
>2. When you are blue, ... I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
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>3. When you smile,... I'll know you finally got laid.
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>4. When you are scared, ... I will rag you about it every chance I get.
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>5. When you are worried, ... I will tell you horrible stories about how
>much
>worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
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>6. When you are confused,... I will use little words to explain.
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>7. When you are sick,... stay away from me until you're well again. I don't
>want whatever you have.
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>8. When you fall, ... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
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>This is my oath, ... I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask?
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>Because you're my friend!
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>*Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you
>move a body. *
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>Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
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