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FIREYE-00 · 08-14-2002, 07:46 PM

Mean while some where else on the moon, an exploded craft crashes into a dark crater. The explosion has warped everything in the vessel to a liquid, as the craft melts to the highly corrosive fluid, it all drains into the bottom of the crater as a strange chemical.
With the sun coming up above the horizon, the intense heat makes the liquid shift and move. And suddenly something starts to rise out of the chrome goo ressembling mac&cheese.
A being of some sort. Suddenly the liqiud drains off of the being as it lurks toward the alien base. With one mission on it's dark, twisted, mutated mind. Only one thing drives this morbid creature, one thought that continues to make this dark animals life force to go on, one thing......

Fireye: Damn I'm hungry, were can I find something to eat around here.

Walks over to the base and with one thought from his mind macaroni&cheese rises from the ground and enters his mouth.

Fireye: Hey, a super power someone could really use!

Red lights start flashing everywhere as a siren goes off.
Fireye then remember his original quest.

Fireye: KILL SOLIDSNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait, no thats not it. SAVE MAN KIND!!!!!!!!!
No, who the hell dumb enough to do that!!!!!!!!
Oh yeah, KILL THE ALIENS THAT ARE TRYING TO KILL SOLIDSNAKE!!!!!!!!!
Mac&cheese consumes the wall of the base and Fireye walk over it. Hey Solidsnake, over here!!!!!

The guards are all stund by my apperance, then they all turn to look at Solidsnake who was trying to sneak away.
At that instant, the strongest thought ever possibly made in the universe was made in Solidsnake head. Even Obiwan Kinobie heard this great disturbance in the force. When he woke up from the coma from the great powerful thought that that nearly consumed his mind whole, he trancelated it into one message............

DAMMIT FIREYE, YOU STUPID DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

08-14-2002, 07:46 PM	#26
FIREYE-00 Member New Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: What matters is that I know where you live. Posts: 78 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): Thanks (Received): Likes (Given): Likes (Received): Dislikes (Given): Dislikes (Received): Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Mean while some where else on the moon, an exploded craft crashes into a dark crater. The explosion has warped everything in the vessel to a liquid, as the craft melts to the highly corrosive fluid, it all drains into the bottom of the crater as a strange chemical. With the sun coming up above the horizon, the intense heat makes the liquid shift and move. And suddenly something starts to rise out of the chrome goo ressembling mac&cheese. A being of some sort. Suddenly the liqiud drains off of the being as it lurks toward the alien base. With one mission on it's dark, twisted, mutated mind. Only one thing drives this morbid creature, one thought that continues to make this dark animals life force to go on, one thing...... Fireye: Damn I'm hungry, were can I find something to eat around here. Walks over to the base and with one thought from his mind macaroni&cheese rises from the ground and enters his mouth. Fireye: Hey, a super power someone could really use! Red lights start flashing everywhere as a siren goes off. Fireye then remember his original quest. Fireye: KILL SOLIDSNAKE!!!!!!!!!!! Wait, no thats not it. SAVE MAN KIND!!!!!!!!! No, who the hell dumb enough to do that!!!!!!!! Oh yeah, KILL THE ALIENS THAT ARE TRYING TO KILL SOLIDSNAKE!!!!!!!!! Mac&cheese consumes the wall of the base and Fireye walk over it. Hey Solidsnake, over here!!!!! The guards are all stund by my apperance, then they all turn to look at Solidsnake who was trying to sneak away. At that instant, the strongest thought ever possibly made in the universe was made in Solidsnake head. Even Obiwan Kinobie heard this great disturbance in the force. When he woke up from the coma from the great powerful thought that that nearly consumed his mind whole, he trancelated it into one message............ DAMMIT FIREYE, YOU STUPID DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ What is the best now will eat the dust of losers later, and it will fluxuate like this on and on..............