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FIREYE-00 · 08-06-2002, 07:54 PM

Sorry princevegetam. You might see it on Starz if they show it again though.
But anyways I just found and thought I'd share cause I knew it would piss everyone off and I just like being cussed out like that. :vampv:

I dare say that public schooling would be much better if they taught Anime as a course subject. Why? Glad you asked!
Everything you need to live a true, just and wonderful life is taught in Anime. For example:Respect life. (zombies and ghosts are a pain in the ass to kill)
Eat right. (otherwise you turn green and throw up)
Respect your elders. (they will almost always know some martial art of magic that will come in handy later on)
Don't play with guns. (Swords always win)
Experience life! (Gradeschool students often go on quests that span half the globe...if not galaxy)
Nice Guys don't finish last. (he will usually end up with 4 or more females chasing after him, and will often walk into the bathroom when he's having a shower, or give him generous panty-shots)
Show proper respect to Deities. (or they'll send giant monsters after you that will require giant purple robots to stop their rampage)
Enjoy the Arts! (Evil can always be defeated by someone who sings or draws)
Don't fear or hate things that are strange to you. (chances are they have special powers to help you)
And, most importantly: Love. (Love can single-handedly defeat armadas of star-ships, a thousand evil robots, gigantic dark demigods, and ninjas of several varieties)

:yinyang:

08-06-2002, 07:54 PM	#15
FIREYE-00 Member New Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: What matters is that I know where you live. Posts: 78 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): Thanks (Received): Likes (Given): Likes (Received): Dislikes (Given): Dislikes (Received): Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Sorry princevegetam. You might see it on Starz if they show it again though. But anyways I just found and thought I'd share cause I knew it would piss everyone off and I just like being cussed out like that. :vampv: I dare say that public schooling would be much better if they taught Anime as a course subject. Why? Glad you asked! Everything you need to live a true, just and wonderful life is taught in Anime. For example:Respect life. (zombies and ghosts are a pain in the ass to kill) Eat right. (otherwise you turn green and throw up) Respect your elders. (they will almost always know some martial art of magic that will come in handy later on) Don't play with guns. (Swords always win) Experience life! (Gradeschool students often go on quests that span half the globe...if not galaxy) Nice Guys don't finish last. (he will usually end up with 4 or more females chasing after him, and will often walk into the bathroom when he's having a shower, or give him generous panty-shots) Show proper respect to Deities. (or they'll send giant monsters after you that will require giant purple robots to stop their rampage) Enjoy the Arts! (Evil can always be defeated by someone who sings or draws) Don't fear or hate things that are strange to you. (chances are they have special powers to help you) And, most importantly: Love. (Love can single-handedly defeat armadas of star-ships, a thousand evil robots, gigantic dark demigods, and ninjas of several varieties) :yinyang: __________________ What is the best now will eat the dust of losers later, and it will fluxuate like this on and on..............