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....... -.-; SByrd, do I have to call your mother myself, or will you do it? *See's a cloud of Dust where Sbyrd was* o.o; wow.... um... ah.... hi? um... *picks up a ringing phone* (me) "hello?" (derranged caller: Male) "HEY! You're not Zero, Duo, OR Sbyrd! GET THEM BACK OR I'LL CALL THE POLICE!" (me) "um.... Sbyrd ran off somewhere, ZeroEna is sleeping, and Duo... I have no idea, and yet, for some reason, I don't think I want to know... but how may I assist you?" (derranged caller: male) "....You can assist me with dates." (me) "WHY YOU LITTLE PERVERT! IF YOU CALL BACK I AM GONNA SICK MY PET HAMSTER ON YOU!" (derranged caller: Male) "Fine... I'll just have to talk to Duo myself..." (me) .....ew.....ew.....EW....EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWE WEWEW.........DUO IS NOT GAY..... I don't think so at least.....um...." *hangs up* "ok.. I'm soooo leaving......wait.... what's that light..." *looks at the words above* "....RECORDING!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!.........." *her pink phone keeps ringing* @.@ "hello?"
"Yes, is this Matt's Pizza?" "no..." "Can you serve me pizza?" "No" "Are you sure?" "No" "Are you really?" "NO, NOW BYE!" *hangs up and sits in her special inflatable chair* finally... maybe some peace... *phone rings* "...hello?" "Is this Matt's Pizza?" "$^#$@#&$&@#$%^......"